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Re: Things that you don't understand

Postby GWW » Mon Oct 24, 2011 7:17 pm

I don't understand why someone who is virtually skin and bone and looks to be all that is wrong with the modelling world is firstly able to compete in this contest, and secondly is considered favourite :o

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/breaki ... 6174755630
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Re: Things that you don't understand

Postby Dirko » Mon Oct 24, 2011 7:29 pm

GWW wrote:I don't understand why someone who is virtually skin and bone and looks to be all that is wrong with the modelling world is firstly able to compete in this contest, and secondly is considered favourite :o

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/breaki ... 6174755630


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The chick on the left looks OK, the one in the middle needs to spend a week in KFC and a week at Hungry Jacks then a month at Macca's, the chick on the right looks great!
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Re: Things that you don't understand

Postby GWW » Mon Oct 24, 2011 7:31 pm

Exactly! And yet its the one in the middle who's considered favourite.
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Re: Things that you don't understand

Postby dedja » Fri Oct 28, 2011 12:05 pm

What were the parents of world renowned craniofacial surgeon Dr David David thinking when they named him?
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Re: Things that you don't understand

Postby Johno6 » Fri Oct 28, 2011 12:09 pm

SJABC wrote:
GWW wrote:I don't understand why someone who is virtually skin and bone and looks to be all that is wrong with the modelling world is firstly able to compete in this contest, and secondly is considered favourite :o

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/breaki ... 6174755630


Image

The chick on the left looks OK, the one in the middle needs to spend a week in KFC and a week at Hungry Jacks then a month at Macca's, the chick on the right looks great!



the 2 chicks out the outside are fat as............... i kid i kid.

modelling shows are pretty messed up, some how ugly chicks win them, and anorexia is not attractive, its a serious issue for chicks
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Re: Things that you don't understand

Postby Johno6 » Fri Oct 28, 2011 12:26 pm

I still dont know if "Fish" is a male or female.......... :oops: :oops:
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Re: Things that you don't understand

Postby dedja » Fri Oct 28, 2011 12:29 pm

must be a barramundi then ...
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Re: Things that you don't understand

Postby CK » Fri Oct 28, 2011 12:49 pm

I've never understood this business about thinner is better. Some of the contestants on these modelling shows look dangerously thin to me, as do some of the supposed top models of the world.

It's why, granted she has done so well to lose a high degree of weight, that someone like Ricki-Lee Coulter seemed to feel the need to lose a fair degree of her figure to supposedly "look better". She looked fine the way she was, IMHO. Ladies like her, Maddy (Beauty And The Geek) and a number of others were/are realistic sizes, look healthy and seem more like many other normal women to me.
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Re: Things that you don't understand

Postby Gingernuts » Fri Oct 28, 2011 2:33 pm

I don't understand why people seem to have lost the basic skill of going to the toilet.

The toilets at work are also used by the general public and some of the filth I see on a regular basis.

Rarely a toilet without a floater in it (who can't press the flush button??), often urine all over the seats (who can't lift a toilet seat??) and sometimes excrement even makes it's way everywhere but in the bowl (I've seen it on the roof - WTF??).

There are some absolutely filthy animals out there. :roll:
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Re: Things that you don't understand

Postby dedja » Fri Oct 28, 2011 2:38 pm

I'm with ya fanta pants ... and I've experienced the same with just work only dunnies
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Re: Things that you don't understand

Postby OnSong » Fri Oct 28, 2011 2:41 pm

Gingernuts wrote:I don't understand why people seem to have lost the basic skill of going to the toilet.

The toilets at work are also used by the general public and some of the filth I see on a regular basis.

Rarely a toilet without a floater in it (who can't press the flush button??), often urine all over the seats (who can't lift a toilet seat??) and sometimes excrement even makes it's way everywhere but in the bowl (I've seen it on the roof - WTF??).

There are some absolutely filthy animals out there. :roll:

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Re: Things that you don't understand

Postby Lightning McQueen » Fri Oct 28, 2011 2:45 pm

Used to have this old fella at work who would poo with the door open while he'd have a bread roll in one hand and an onion in the other taking turns of biting into them. Pants down around the ankles and would say hello as you walked by.
I used to just do the hand cupped with water thing and douse him over the top.
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Re: Things that you don't understand

Postby Lightning McQueen » Fri Oct 28, 2011 2:47 pm

You wouldn't dare talk to the same dude at the piss trough, he turns his whole body around to answer you and wee goes everywhere.
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Re: Things that you don't understand

Postby Booney » Fri Oct 28, 2011 2:55 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:You wouldn't dare talk to the same dude at the piss trough, he turns his whole body around to answer you and wee goes everywhere.


LOL.

At the Port Club the other day watching the Cox Plate, a regular there, old chap with massive guts is standing at the urinal ( one of the little porcelain wall hanging things ) and has both hands on his back rocking back and forth.

I go stand at the one next to him. He asks "You back Pinker Pinker Booney?" -- "No mate, got a nice winner in a race at Townsville though, paid $26 fixed odds"....he is standing to my right.

His left hand swings up "You beauty, high five!"

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Re: Things that you don't understand

Postby OnSong » Thu Jan 19, 2012 11:22 am

In the new Jeep Compass ad, are they alleging that the bloke shagged the dog or his missus suspects the bloke shagged the dog?
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Re: Things that you don't understand

Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu Jan 19, 2012 11:26 am

Is it a good looking dog?
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Re: Things that you don't understand

Postby dedja » Thu Jan 19, 2012 11:26 am

Clearly the dog is much, much smarter than the cuckold ...
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Re: Things that you don't understand

Postby Footy Smart » Thu Jan 19, 2012 11:28 am

Booney wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:You wouldn't dare talk to the same dude at the piss trough, he turns his whole body around to answer you and wee goes everywhere.


LOL.

At the Port Club the other day watching the Cox Plate, a regular there, old chap with massive guts is standing at the urinal ( one of the little porcelain wall hanging things ) and has both hands on his back rocking back and forth.

I go stand at the one next to him. He asks "You back Pinker Pinker Booney?" -- "No mate, got a nice winner in a race at Townsville though, paid $26 fixed odds"....he is standing to my right.

His left hand swings up "You beauty, high five!"

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Re: Things that you don't understand

Postby GWW » Thu Jun 21, 2012 10:01 am

Kristen Stewart highest paid actress over the past year :o
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Re: Things that you don't understand

Postby The Dark Knight » Fri Jun 29, 2012 6:13 pm

GWW wrote:Kristen Stewart highest paid actress over the past year :o

Yeah can't believe that, it's crap because she's a pathetic actress.
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