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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby The Sleeping Giant » Tue Sep 03, 2013 10:26 pm

nwdfanparade wrote:
stampy wrote:the little fellas agent, saying he felt humiliated, wtf!!!! thats how they earn their money ffs


What opportunities are there for a dwarf earn money in other ways? Work in an Insurance company? Bank? Hardware store? Drive a taxi/bus? :roll: How many dwarfs are employed in the businesses you deal with? :roll:

Seem to get plenty of acting jobs

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Pseudo » Tue Sep 03, 2013 10:39 pm

nwdfanparade wrote:
stampy wrote:the little fellas agent, saying he felt humiliated, wtf!!!! thats how they earn their money ffs


What opportunities are there for a dwarf earn money in other ways? Work in an Insurance company? Bank? Hardware store? Drive a taxi/bus? :roll: How many dwarfs are employed in the businesses you deal with? :roll:

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Spargo » Tue Sep 03, 2013 10:41 pm

The Sleeping Giant wrote:
nwdfanparade wrote:
stampy wrote:the little fellas agent, saying he felt humiliated, wtf!!!! thats how they earn their money ffs


What opportunities are there for a dwarf earn money in other ways? Work in an Insurance company? Bank? Hardware store? Drive a taxi/bus? :roll: How many dwarfs are employed in the businesses you deal with? :roll:

Seem to get plenty of acting jobs

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Strawb » Wed Sep 04, 2013 9:40 am

nwdfanparade wrote:
stampy wrote:the little fellas agent, saying he felt humiliated, wtf!!!! thats how they earn their money ffs


What opportunities are there for a dwarf earn money in other ways? Work in an Insurance company? Bank? Hardware store? Drive a taxi/bus? :roll: How many dwarfs are employed in the businesses you deal with? :roll:

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby shoe boy » Wed Sep 04, 2013 10:01 am

Abbott on Big Brother with the 2 evil looking daughters!
And to think this bloke to run our country from Monday :shock:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby gossipgirl » Wed Sep 04, 2013 10:19 am

shoe boy wrote:Abbott on Big Brother with the 2 evil looking daughters!
And to think this bloke to run our country from Monday :shock:



dont worry be happy as he is going to stop all the boats and also buy all the boats ... not sure where is he going to put them all !!! :D
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby smac » Wed Sep 04, 2013 11:13 am

He can put them in the room used to store all the carbon emissions, that won't be needed anymore.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Rik E Boy » Wed Sep 04, 2013 1:15 pm

helicopterking wrote:
nwdfanparade wrote:
stampy wrote:the little fellas agent, saying he felt humiliated, wtf!!!! thats how they earn their money ffs


What opportunities are there for a dwarf earn money in other ways? Work in an Insurance company? Bank? Hardware store? Drive a taxi/bus? :roll: How many dwarfs are employed in the businesses you deal with? :roll:


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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby gossipgirl » Wed Sep 04, 2013 1:40 pm

smac wrote:He can put them in the room used to store all the carbon emissions, that won't be needed anymore.



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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby UK Fan » Wed Sep 04, 2013 5:38 pm

Whats the difference between Port Magpies and Ariel Castro ???

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby stampy » Wed Sep 04, 2013 5:56 pm

nwdfanparade wrote:
stampy wrote:the little fellas agent, saying he felt humiliated, wtf!!!! thats how they earn their money ffs


What opportunities are there for a dwarf earn money in other ways? Work in an Insurance company? Bank? Hardware store? Drive a taxi/bus? :roll: How many dwarfs are employed in the businesses you deal with? :roll:



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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Magpiespower » Fri Sep 06, 2013 8:49 pm

This post on IMDb in a thread about the new Diana movie starring Naomi Watts...

I just became a father.

Which is hard cos I'm still in the army. My wife has no job. She is also helping her sister, this party chick, and her brother whos already a stepfather. He doesn't work either.

I live at my grandmother's place. My dad's here too. He has no job. He's been waiting for one for 50 yrs. He pretty much lives from what other people give him.

My brother is an idiot, he just drinks and takes naked pics of himself. He's like my wife's uncle; he likes coke and whores.

Anyway, that's my story. I'm losing my hair more and more, the baby is annoying me, cos he cannot stop screaming and cos it reminds me of my brother.

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Psyber » Sun Sep 08, 2013 10:16 am

shoe boy wrote:Abbott on Big Brother with the 2 evil looking daughters!
And to think this bloke to run our country from Monday :shock:
They looked fairly normal to me - what did you see as "evil looking"??
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby helicopterking » Sun Sep 08, 2013 10:39 am

The Socceroos. Beaten 6-0 by Brazil, didn't register a shot on Target for the whole match. :lol:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Failed Creation » Sun Sep 08, 2013 11:14 am

helicopterking wrote:The Socceroos. Beaten 6-0 by Brazil, didn't register a shot on Target for the whole match. :lol:


That is funny!
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby GWW » Sun Sep 08, 2013 11:27 am

Eddie being concerned last week about week 2 of finals, before they'd played their first final.

What a clown. I would have thought with events earlier in the year, he'd think a bit more about what he says.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Magpiespower » Sun Sep 08, 2013 12:00 pm

Psyber wrote:
shoe boy wrote:Abbott on Big Brother with the 2 evil looking daughters!
And to think this bloke to run our country from Monday :shock:
They looked fairly normal to me - what did you see as "evil looking"??


They look pretty tidy to me.

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby smac » Sun Sep 08, 2013 2:06 pm

Psyber wrote:
shoe boy wrote:Abbott on Big Brother with the 2 evil looking daughters!
And to think this bloke to run our country from Monday :shock:
They looked fairly normal to me - what did you see as "evil looking"??

If I weren't on the phone I'd post a photo of Cathy Bates from Waterboy.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Failed Creation » Sun Sep 08, 2013 3:08 pm

smac wrote:
Psyber wrote:
shoe boy wrote:Abbott on Big Brother with the 2 evil looking daughters!
And to think this bloke to run our country from Monday :shock:
They looked fairly normal to me - what did you see as "evil looking"??

If I weren't on the phone I'd post a photo of Cathy Bates from Waterboy.


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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby whufc » Sun Sep 08, 2013 8:08 pm

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