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The joys of amphetamines

Failed Creation wrote:

helicopterking wrote:Being told by my Missus family that all Xmas presents for a teenage girl are to be redirected to Lewis as HE likes to be known as now.

Wow. I tell you one thing, your missus has a pretty understanding family. If it was mine, they'd have said something along the lines of "Your name is *****, or it's nothing".

I can tell you now, i won't be calling her Lewis, ever.

http://video.au.msn.com/watch/video/dog ... %257c%257c

dog crosses road, and wiats for cars to stop

serves him right !!!

Flipper, you filthy bastard!

What on Earth were you searching when that came up

Catching a dickwad talking shit about me at work. The guy he was saying it to knew I was in earshot in another office and baited him to say what he usually does when Im out.

He looked so sheepish when he heard me call out

I played my first game of cricket in about six years on Saturday.
I kept wickets.

Today, I'm sitting at work with an ice pack under each thigh.
What was I thinking?

Things that made me laugh from the game itself?

* I faced a deadset chucker.
* The chucker, at one stage, changed his run up and zig-zagged behind the umpire so I thought he was going to go around the wicket. So I pulled away. He stood to the side of the pitch and glared at me. Seriously, mate? You're lucky we even allowed you to bowl.
* Spin bowler decides he's going to change the field just as I'm about to settle over the bat. He makes three changes, skipper makes a change or two, just I thought it was all over, the keeper makes a few changes. All in all, it took about five minutes. The bowler then asks me, "are you ready?"
* Number nine batsman comes to the wicket and says to me, "just letting you know, the next bloke in has no idea with the bat". Having seen the number nine in the nets, I knew we were in trouble.

How many did you score?

Not enough.
Whatever I make, it's never enough.

This is off cric info
Nathan: "Down here in Vic we have had a epidemic go through the office.....11 out of 28 guys have the 'flu'....coincidence?" Nasty stuff, that flu

This so terrible... It was so bad that I almost pissed myself laughing.

I saw this Friday afternoon on Sir Donald Bradman Drive, pissed myself laughing

Ha! Love it! That's f##king gold

http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/queensland/man-charged-over-queensland-road-rage-attack-20131124-2y3mp.html

Moron damages car of person reporting him at a police station and then vandalises the police station itself.

More non-British things

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdXFftQUUsQ

Hard to top the original music video but...