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Jim05 wrote:The new cheesy Holden ads that claim "Holdens will still be here", comedy gold

Got a letter from Holdens today trying to explain their decision.

I just wanna find a nice girl who'll fart on my balls, shit on my chest and stick her whole tongue up my butt...

Magpiespower wrote:I just wanna find a nice girl who'll fart on my balls, shit on my chest and stick her whole tongue up my butt...

So quacking like a duck, and bucking like a horse are optional?

Failed Creation wrote:

Magpiespower wrote:I just wanna find a nice girl who'll fart on my balls, shit on my chest and stick her whole tongue up my butt...

So quacking like a duck, and bucking like a horse are optional?

Pretty much.

The other three are dealbreakers...

Magpiespower wrote:

Failed Creation wrote:

Magpiespower wrote:I just wanna find a nice girl who'll fart on my balls, shit on my chest and stick her whole tongue up my butt...

So quacking like a duck, and bucking like a horse are optional?

Pretty much.

The other three are dealbreakers...

Hahaha, I love YouTube gems like that.

I can lose myself for hours trying to find weird videos.

Failed Creation wrote:Hahaha, I love YouTube gems like that.

I can lose myself for hours trying to find weird videos.

I've watched it too many times already!

Can you quack?

Magpiespower wrote:

Failed Creation wrote:Hahaha, I love YouTube gems like that.

I can lose myself for hours trying to find weird videos.

I've watched it too many times already!

Can you quack?

I couldn't stop singing that last night, even after my wife got home.

She was soon annoyed. Well, after the 10000th time... maybe before.

I almost slept alone.

There's even a (shitty made) studio version...

People already bitching and moaning they can't get a taxi.

Made the mistake of giving the English burgers at KFC a try. They sucked but that's for another thread.

The monitor showing the orders showed my order as:

POM BGR X 2

The bloke at 10:43 almost made me piss myself...

Failed Creation wrote:The bloke at 10:43 almost made me piss myself...

is that Napolean Dynamites older brother????

Also, is that the worst pre match entertainment ever???

Sitting in what was then known as section V (just to the left of the SOuthern goals, as you look at them from the oval) wearing black shorts and white top.

and it started pouring about 3 minutes before half time

Everyone piled into the bar early - everyone except this little black duck

Also remember one G.Fiacchi yelling out "show us yer tits" as I was walking into the loos at Alberton later that night. So I did.

Good times

So you sat in a white top in the rain?

Would have been an unpopular decision...

Footy Chick wrote:Also remember one G.Fiacchi yelling out "show us yer tits" as I was walking into the loos at Alberton later that night. So I did.

Good times

You dont have Snapchat by any chance?

smac wrote:So you sat in a white top in the rain?

Would have been an unpopular decision...

today, yes.... but when I was 19?

HH3 wrote:

Footy Chick wrote:Also remember one G.Fiacchi yelling out "show us yer tits" as I was walking into the loos at Alberton later that night. So I did.

Good times

You dont have Snapchat by any chance?

that's the beauty of being young when I was - no internet... no snapchat!

Footy Chick wrote:

smac wrote:So you sat in a white top in the rain?

Would have been an unpopular decision...

today, yes.... but when I was 19?

It's called sarcasm, Beryl.

Sarcasm detector must've dropped off with the website upgrade.

Blame Diss

Guess what Im yelling out next time I see you FC?