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Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Apr 09, 2014 4:47 pm
by Failed Creation
Johno6 wrote:people who can give it, but cannot take it..

(non sexual)


Even sexually, it still applies. You'd think it would be the other way around, but some people are just naturally unselfish...

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Apr 10, 2014 7:54 pm
by Psyber
Bob Carr - 1st class w@nk3r: https://au.news.yahoo.com/a/22524614/im ... -bob-carr/
In his Diary of a Foreign Minister, Mr Carr complains about not being given pyjamas on a business-class flight and has compared business seats to the "trans-Atlantic slave trade". But he's told reporters at his book launch in Sydney on Thursday that it's not snobbery, "just a view that life is a learning experience".


Tips for Bob:
1. Fly economy and add $200 for an overnight break on long flights.
2. Travel in comfortable casual clothes and change when you get to the hotel at the other end.
3. Don't expect sympathy from people who don't fly Business Class, let alone First, especially when they were paying for your travel!

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Apr 11, 2014 11:00 am
by Booney
Psyber wrote:Bob Carr - 1st class w@nk3r: https://au.news.yahoo.com/a/22524614/im ... -bob-carr/
In his Diary of a Foreign Minister, Mr Carr complains about not being given pyjamas on a business-class flight and has compared business seats to the "trans-Atlantic slave trade". But he's told reporters at his book launch in Sydney on Thursday that it's not snobbery, "just a view that life is a learning experience".


Tips for Bob:
1. Fly economy and add $200 for an overnight break on long flights.
2. Travel in comfortable casual clothes and change when you get to the hotel at the other end.
3. Don't expect sympathy from people who don't fly Business Class, let alone First, especially when they were paying for your travel!


Bob Carr - First Class Tosser....

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Tue Apr 15, 2014 8:59 am
by Booney
It's the COLLINGWOODORE...

Can you believe it? :lol:

http://www.carsguide.com.au/news-and-reviews/car-news/collingwood_afl_edition_2014_holden_commodore_vf_83154_20140414


Holden releases a special black and white sedan named after the famous football club.

HOLDEN has put the "football" back into its famous advertising jingle from the 1970s: "Football, meat pies, kangaroos and Holden cars". The carmaker has released a special edition of the Commodore to celebrate its sponsorship of the Collingwood football club.

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Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Tue Apr 15, 2014 10:27 am
by mighty_tiger_79
lets hope Renault don't copy that idea!

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Tue Apr 15, 2014 10:43 am
by dedja
Good to see that SA Government assistance going to good use ...

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Tue Apr 15, 2014 11:38 am
by The Ash Man
How many Collingwood supporters could afford a new car? :)

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Tue Apr 15, 2014 11:53 am
by helicopterking
Depends how much the Tooth Fairy gave them for all their teeth!

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Tue Apr 15, 2014 11:56 am
by Booney
The Ash Man wrote:How many Collingwood supporters could afford a new car? :)


Everyone of them, it only costs them 6 months good behaviour when they get caught. ;)

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Tue Apr 15, 2014 11:59 am
by valleys07
Booney wrote:
The Ash Man wrote:How many Collingwood supporters could afford a new car? :)


Everyone of them, it only costs them 6 months good behaviour when they get caught. ;)


:lol:

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Tue Apr 15, 2014 1:15 pm
by mighty_tiger_79
Booney wrote:
The Ash Man wrote:How many Collingwood supporters could afford a new car? :)


Everyone of them, it only costs them 6 months good behaviour when they get caught. ;)



speaking from experience??? :lol:

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Tue Apr 15, 2014 1:35 pm
by Booney
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
Booney wrote:
The Ash Man wrote:How many Collingwood supporters could afford a new car? :)

Everyone of them, it only costs them 6 months good behaviour when they get caught. ;)

speaking from experience??? :lol:


No mate.


Never been caught.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Tue Apr 15, 2014 2:43 pm
by Spargo
Can't blame him for asking. A lot of you that follow the power now are second hand Collingwood supporters remember ;)

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Tue Apr 15, 2014 2:49 pm
by Booney
Spargo wrote:Can't blame him for asking. A lot of you that follow the power now are second hand Collingwood supporters remember ;)


Oh no, not this little black duck. Port Adelaide has been in my bloodlines for 4 generations, it was only Jason Dunstall that alerted me to Hawthorn and they were my team in the VFL/AFL until Port Adelaide joined. I never truly followed the Hawks with the passion of the PAFC though.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Tue Apr 15, 2014 10:38 pm
by Pseudo
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Not a bad description of the beach :lol:

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Apr 16, 2014 9:04 am
by woodublieve12
Booney wrote:
Spargo wrote:Can't blame him for asking. A lot of you that follow the power now are second hand Collingwood supporters remember ;)


Oh no, not this little black duck. Port Adelaide has been in my bloodlines for 4 generations, it was only Jason Dunstall that alerted me to Hawthorn and they were my team in the VFL/AFL until Port Adelaide joined. I never truly followed the Hawks with the passion of the PAFC though.


especially recently ;)

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Apr 16, 2014 9:19 am
by Booney
In stark contrast to every other sporting club (Jeremy Clarkson voice) in the world. ;)

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Apr 16, 2014 10:32 pm
by cracka
Dane Swan.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Apr 16, 2014 10:39 pm
by woodublieve12
cracka wrote:Dane Swan.

very funny bloke

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Apr 17, 2014 2:35 pm
by Booney
Ladies and gentlemen I give you Congressman Joe Barton ( R. Texas ) and his thoughts on wind power, global warming and who the **** knows what.

Read it twice, just to be sure it is what he said.....yes, that's what he said. :lol:

"Wind is God's way of balancing heat. Wind is the way you shift heat from areas where it's hotter to areas where it's cooler. That's what wind is. Wouldn't it be ironic if in the interest of global warming we mandated massive switches to energy, which is a finite resource, which slows the winds down, which causes the temperature to go up? Now, I'm not saying that's going to happen, Mr. Chairman, but that is definitely something on the massive scale. I mean, it does make some sense. You stop something, you can't transfer that heat, and the heat goes up. It's just something to think about."


'Murica!

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