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Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 11:05 pm
by RustyCage
Haha that's awesome!

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Jun 26, 2014 10:51 am
by woodublieve12
:lol:


Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Jun 26, 2014 1:09 pm
by mighty_tiger_79
Just dropped into a TAB

bloke backed a winner race 1 at porta gutter

paid $7

Carries on saying he backed it at $25 and shoulda gone fixed odds.

Then someone alerted him to the $1.75 fav was late scr

then he goes to the keno screen looking for something and that mumbled shit as if he woulda hit spot 10

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Jun 26, 2014 2:05 pm
by Spargo
Always a character or two at the TAB.
I worked in one a while ago. Blokes would try and borrow money off me, pawn their watch, their phone, you name it. One fella wanted to sell me his Toyota Corolla so he could get on the next dog race at Warragul.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Jun 26, 2014 2:12 pm
by Booney
Has the Stop 10 gone off yet or is it over $2,000,000?


*EDIT*

$2,082,500.00

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Sat Jun 28, 2014 3:58 pm
by Psyber
Actually, I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Surely it could be getter managed...

http://www.australiandoctor.com.au/news ... 3696946366
In a warehouse somewhere in Australia sit 3000 pallets of Tamiflu, latex gloves and other medical supplies for managing a pandemic — all past their use-by date and destined for landfill.
The expired products have already cost the taxpayer almost a quarter of a billion dollars — and even the cost of keeping them in a warehouse prior to disposal is an extra half a million dollars a year. This is the hefty price tag that Australia is paying for its preparedness for a major pandemic.
A new report from the Australian National Audit Office has shown that the National Medical Stockpile has grown from a modest post-9/11 stockpile of antibiotics for anthrax, into a $750 million mammoth of antivirals, P2 masks and pandemic vaccines.
It makes Australia one of the most well-prepared countries in term of pandemic responses, but it also raises the question of whether the cost — and waste — of the program is money well spent....

… Facing high replacement costs to replenish the 110 million items in the medical stockpile, the Department of Health has been looking at cost-saving options, but with little success. One possibility was ‘cycling' products through the stockpile and then channelling them for use by health services or the defence department before their expiry date. However, the auditors found that the huge stocks of antivirals vastly exceeded the national usage, and this measure would only achieve cost savings of about 1%.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Sun Jun 29, 2014 4:25 pm
by mickey
Crows nuffies being asked to moo to win a prize. And the retards actually do it!

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Sun Jun 29, 2014 4:53 pm
by whufc
How extremly 'fierce' and 'intense' the showdown rivalry is between supporters.!!!!!

lol yep right up there with Celtic/Rangers, West Ham/Milwall, River Plater/Boca

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Sun Jun 29, 2014 5:02 pm
by bennymacca
Booney wrote:
Failed Creation wrote:Australian tennis. They're all a bunch of pretenders.


Tennis (full stop)

How can anyone bare to watch it?


Nick kyrgios. Awesome.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Sun Jun 29, 2014 8:35 pm
by Magpiespower
"Surely they couldn’t sack him for that... he is only doing it to himself.’’
- Joey Johns has got Todd Carney's back.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Sun Jun 29, 2014 8:40 pm
by HH3
Magpiespower wrote:"Surely they couldn’t sack him for that... he is only doing it to himself.’’
- Joey Johns has got Todd Carney's back.


He has a point....

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Sun Jun 29, 2014 9:52 pm
by whufc
HH3 wrote:
Magpiespower wrote:"Surely they couldn’t sack him for that... he is only doing it to himself.’’
- Joey Johns has got Todd Carney's back.


He has a point....


Probably wasn't the pic itself, more the lollies he would had to have to make a man drink his own piss at a nightclub

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Sun Jun 29, 2014 10:24 pm
by Q.
whufc wrote:
HH3 wrote:
Magpiespower wrote:"Surely they couldn’t sack him for that... he is only doing it to himself.’’
- Joey Johns has got Todd Carney's back.


He has a point....


Probably wasn't the pic itself, more the lollies he would had to have to make a man drink his own piss at a nightclub


His penis doesn't look too be showing signs of e-dick.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Sun Jun 29, 2014 10:40 pm
by Footy Chick
I think he's taking the piss....

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Sun Jun 29, 2014 11:11 pm
by helicopterking
It's still just a wee bit unnecessary tho.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Sun Jun 29, 2014 11:27 pm
by Magpiespower
Apparently, Toddy was singing along to this at the urinal...


Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Sun Jun 29, 2014 11:33 pm
by Pseudo
He was just making an internet video entitled "One guy no cup"

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Sun Jun 29, 2014 11:52 pm
by HH3
Apparently its something that happens a fair bit in the skating community. Its called "bubbling" apparently.

If the other person didnt put the pic on the internet, he would still be playing.

I wonder if he can sue that person for lost income. Pretty sure its illegal to take pics in a public toilet of someone taking a piss. Even it it is on his own chin.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Mon Jun 30, 2014 12:23 am
by Failed Creation
Magpiespower wrote:Apparently, Toddy was singing along to this at the urinal...



I love that skit!

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Mon Jun 30, 2014 12:56 am
by The Ash Man
A random chick coming up to me at the pub.
All good so far.

Then after some small talk she happens to mention her bf is in prison for 5 years on drug charges and she is allowed some "fun" in the meantime.
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