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Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Jul 11, 2014 10:30 pm
by RustyCage
"Siren!"
"I don't think it's gone, Ray."
"Holy, Jesus."

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Sat Jul 12, 2014 12:16 am
by valleys07
The 2 clowns that put 10k bets on the footy. 1 ridiculous and 1 humerous.

One was 10k on roughead 1st goal into hawthorn 1-39 @ 18

One was 10k on the crows to win ( :lol: ). I wouldnt care if i was betting with my worst enemies money- be fugged if i'd stick it on the crows!

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Sat Jul 12, 2014 12:23 am
by Failed Creation

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Sat Jul 12, 2014 8:18 am
by mighty_tiger_79
valleys07 wrote:The 2 clowns that put 10k bets on the footy. 1 ridiculous and 1 humerous.

One was 10k on roughead 1st goal into hawthorn 1-39 @ 18

One was 10k on the crows to win ( :lol: ). I wouldnt care if i was betting with my worst enemies money- be fugged if i'd stick it on the crows!

Money laundering? ?

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Sat Jul 12, 2014 8:37 am
by Ron Burgundy
Ambitious.
Maybe the crows bet was with sportsbet and had money back for under 20pts.
I could never take a "guess" at the crows for 10k.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Sat Jul 12, 2014 11:00 am
by Bully
http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/technolog ... 6985557155

cut a long story short - Someone posted a picture of Steven Speilberg posing in front of the prop of the Triceratops in the movie Jurassic Park ( when the actors get out and walk around the scrub and come across the "sick dinosaur" ).

social media users have sent hateful posts and comments towards Steven saying he has no right to kill animals and put them on show Especially animals of this size. :lol:

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Sat Jul 12, 2014 11:10 am
by Failed Creation
Bully wrote:http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/technology/social-media-storm-after-steven-spielberg-murders-innocent-triceratops-and-posts-pic/story-fnjwnorf-1226985557155

cut a long story short - Someone posted a picture of Steven Speilberg posing in front of the prop of the Triceratops in the movie Jurassic Park ( when the actors get out and walk around the scrub and come across the "sick dinosaur" ).

social media users have sent hateful posts and comments towards Steven saying he has no right to kill animals and put them on show Especially animals of this size. :lol:


It just goes to show that some people really are that stupid.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Sun Jul 13, 2014 10:52 pm
by Magpiespower
Just saw my old smackie flatmate as an extra on The Matrix...

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2014 12:22 am
by Failed Creation

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2014 2:10 am
by fisho mcspaz
Typos in books. Just read the following sentence: 'He dropped several white sh1ts on the ground in his haste.' As he had just come from the laundromat, I presume it was meant to be 'shirts'... bloody hope so, you'd want to get the other thing seen to!

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Jul 17, 2014 11:32 am
by bennymacca

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Jul 17, 2014 12:08 pm
by Failed Creation
bennymacca wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqXi8WmQ_WM


I love this!

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Jul 17, 2014 12:28 pm
by HH3
From SA Police News. Are people this fu***d?

Police are investigating an aggravated robbery involving the theft of doughnuts at West Croydon – were you in the area and did you see anything which might assist?

About 9.40pm last night, two teenage boys got into their car on Malcom Street, having just bought six boxes of doughnuts from a business on Port Road, when a man approached them and threatened them with what looked like a knife.
The suspect demanded the victims remain in the car while he opened the rear passenger door and stole the doughnuts before running off. The victims were not physically hurt and the robber did not demand anything else.
The suspect, described as a man of Caucasian appearance, approximately 165cm tall, 16-20 years old, wearing a black hooded jumper and black trackpants, was last seen heading south on Malcolm St.

Police urge anyone with information about the robbery to contact Crime Stoppers

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Jul 17, 2014 12:33 pm
by mighty_tiger_79
unfortunately HH3 there are some people that are that foooked

a few weeks ago a northern suburbs servo got done for a couple of pies and smokes

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Jul 17, 2014 12:46 pm
by heater31
HH3 wrote:From SA Police News. Are people this fu***d?

Police are investigating an aggravated robbery involving the theft of doughnuts at West Croydon – were you in the area and did you see anything which might assist?

About 9.40pm last night, two teenage boys got into their car on Malcom Street, having just bought six boxes of doughnuts from a business on Port Road, when a man approached them and threatened them with what looked like a knife.
The suspect demanded the victims remain in the car while he opened the rear passenger door and stole the doughnuts before running off. The victims were not physically hurt and the robber did not demand anything else.
The suspect, described as a man of Caucasian appearance, approximately 165cm tall, 16-20 years old, wearing a black hooded jumper and black trackpants, was last seen heading south on Malcolm St.

Police urge anyone with information about the robbery to contact Crime Stoppers



People have no respect these days for others or themselves.....

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Jul 17, 2014 1:29 pm
by fisho mcspaz
Is that seriously a Krispy Kreme robbery? FFS they're f***ing DONUTS. They're not even that great! The only reason everyone pees their pants over them is because Adelaide didn't have an outlet for ages so everyone swanning off to Melbourne could go 'Oh my GOD I JUST ATE KRISPY KREME THEY'RE SO GOOOOOOOOOD HAHAHAHA ENJOY YOUR BARREN EXISTENCE IN ADELAIDE WITHOUT KRISPY KREME YOU PLEBES!'

F*** me. :evil:

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Jul 17, 2014 1:41 pm
by heater31
Well said fisho, bought 6 of them at a service stop on the M1 motorway in the UK last year. Wasn't overly impressed and couldn't understand the fuss.

Certainly won't be lining up for hours for them....

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Jul 17, 2014 1:43 pm
by mighty_tiger_79
fisho mcspaz wrote:Is that seriously a Krispy Kreme robbery? FFS they're f***ing DONUTS. They're not even that great! The only reason everyone pees their pants over them is because Adelaide didn't have an outlet for ages so everyone swanning off to Melbourne could go 'Oh my GOD I JUST ATE KRISPY KREME THEY'RE SO GOOOOOOOOOD HAHAHAHA ENJOY YOUR BARREN EXISTENCE IN ADELAIDE WITHOUT KRISPY KREME YOU PLEBES!'

F*** me. :evil:



are you offering?? :lol:

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Jul 17, 2014 3:11 pm
by valleys07
heater31 wrote:Well said fisho, bought 6 of them at a service stop on the M1 motorway in the UK last year. Wasn't overly impressed and couldn't understand the fuss.

Certainly won't be lining up for hours for them....


Or 53 hours for that matter.. :shock:

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Jul 17, 2014 3:17 pm
by Failed Creation
valleys07 wrote:
heater31 wrote:Well said fisho, bought 6 of them at a service stop on the M1 motorway in the UK last year. Wasn't overly impressed and couldn't understand the fuss.

Certainly won't be lining up for hours for them....


Or 53 hours for that matter.. :shock:


Lining up for anything for that long is ****** up.

Some people have no life whatsoever.