Best pickup lines you've ever used

[bayman]

On approaching woman I would say.

" DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU LOOK LIKE ?"
"who"
" YOU LOOK LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS JUST SEEN ONE OF THE THE
MOST GORGEOUS MEN IN THE WORLD."

It worked often enough

obviously they were short sighted

[Psyber]

On approaching woman I would say.

" DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU LOOK LIKE ?"
"who"
" YOU LOOK LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS JUST SEEN ONE OF THE THE
MOST GORGEOUS MEN IN THE WORLD."

It worked often enough

obviously they were short sighted

Blind women are always best!

[mal]

Mal, where would you like to meet to hang out?


Oh sh*t, it ain't supposed to work on blokes is it?

Pure Gold DW

Dog/Blue ....

This line was used by a chap on women

If I told you , you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me

Ordinary line that was

[Dog_ger]

With those lines, all you guys must be SINGLE......!

[mighty_tiger_79]

With those lines, all you guys must be SINGLE......!

im not, but MAL abducted some woman who he calls his wife!!!!!!

[Wedgie]

Wedgie: Wanna f***?
Chick: No
Wedgie: Well do you mind lying down while I have one?


Never worked.

[bayman]

I always liked -

Me - "I bet you $5- I can make your tits move without touching them"
Her - "OK"
Me - touches her tits then says "Bugger I lost heres your $5-"

great icebreaker!!!

groucho marx used to do that except for a slight difference (because of tv in the 1950-1960's) but the bet was 'i bet you $1.00 i can kiss your girlfriend/wife & you wont see it' & offcourse the boyfriend/husband saw it & groucho would say 'you saw me kiss her ?' the reply was 'yes' then groucho would say 'here is your dollar'

i've got this on tape from the show 'you bet your life' it was done on numerous times

[JAS]

Wedgie: Wanna f***?
Chick: No
Wedgie: Well do you mind lying down while I have one?


Never worked.

Can't imagine why it wouldn't

Maybe the kind of girls that would go for that one were too busy falling for the seductive charms of Mal and his mates

Regards
JAS

[Coorong]

Perfect example (and oh so true) yesterday, home alone, wandered up to a local cafe for lunch. I hear a female voice as i am looking at the menu say "mind if I share your table" looked up and there stands a woman 10 years my junior, very very glam, my type tall, slim and with a smile. Sure sit down. Waiter comes over and we order and she says split it, so ok!

Then I thought, the cafe wasnt full when I walked in so look around. Plenty of empty tables? We converse a lot, lunch turns into coffee then drinks, then the old can I see you again line......story to be continued.

By the way, I paid after all I am a gentleman. We have spoken 7 times by phone since.....and are having dinner tomorrow night.

[Strawb]

Perfect example (and oh so true) yesterday, home alone, wandered up to a local cafe for lunch. I hear a female voice as i am looking at the menu say "mind if I share your table" looked up and there stands a woman 10 years my junior, very very glam, my type tall, slim and with a smile. Sure sit down. Waiter comes over and we order and she says split it, so ok!

Then I thought, the cafe wasnt full when I walked in so look around. Plenty of empty tables? We converse a lot, lunch turns into coffee then drinks, then the old can I see you again line......story to be continued.

By the way, I paid after all I am a gentleman. We have spoken 7 times by phone since.....and are having dinner tomorrow night.

Looking for friendship there Coorong me old or is it more nudge nudge wink wink say no more

[Sam_goUUUdogs]

used ''Hello'' on saturday night, worked a treat.

[silicone skyline]

Perfect example (and oh so true) yesterday, home alone, wandered up to a local cafe for lunch. I hear a female voice as i am looking at the menu say "mind if I share your table" looked up and there stands a woman 10 years my junior, very very glam, my type tall, slim and with a smile. Sure sit down. Waiter comes over and we order and she says split it, so ok!

Sounds like the start of a porno?
Or is it the start of a porno?
That is all yet to be determined ...

[JK]

By the way, I paid after all I am a gentleman. We have spoken 7 times by phone since.....and are having dinner tomorrow night.

As long as you don't have to keep paying mate

Seriously tho, good luck with it.

[silicone skyline]

Would it be fair to say some of these could go under the heading of "Worst Pickup Lines Used"

[Mr66]

'Hello, you're very attractive. I'd like to buy you a drink but I don't, so what
about a coffee or something to eat?'

[mighty_tiger_79]

Perfect example (and oh so true) yesterday, home alone, wandered up to a local cafe for lunch. I hear a female voice as i am looking at the menu say "mind if I share your table" looked up and there stands a woman 10 years my junior, very very glam, my type tall, slim and with a smile. Sure sit down. Waiter comes over and we order and she says split it, so ok!

Then I thought, the cafe wasnt full when I walked in so look around. Plenty of empty tables? We converse a lot, lunch turns into coffee then drinks, then the old can I see you again line......story to be continued.

By the way, I paid after all I am a gentleman. We have spoken 7 times by phone since.....and are having dinner tomorrow night.

this could well be westies best win of the year!!!!!!

good luck!!!!!

[Mr66]

Perfect example (and oh so true) yesterday, home alone, wandered up to a local cafe for lunch. I hear a female voice as i am looking at the menu say "mind if I share your table" looked up and there stands a woman 10 years my junior, very very glam, my type tall, slim and with a smile. Sure sit down. Waiter comes over and we order and she says split it, so ok!

Then I thought, the cafe wasnt full when I walked in so look around. Plenty of empty tables? We converse a lot, lunch turns into coffee then drinks, then the old can I see you again line......story to be continued.

By the way, I paid after all I am a gentleman. We have spoken 7 times by phone since.....and are having dinner tomorrow night.

Be sure to make a full "Sam Malone" confession to all of us 'Cliffs,Norms& Pauls' of SAFOOTY.

[TroyGFC]

You look hungry, does it need a feed.

[bayman]

how much ?

[Booney]

By the way, I paid after all I am a gentleman. We have spoken 7 times by phone since.....and are having dinner tomorrow night.

As long as you don't have to keep paying mate

Cmon CP,every one knows,you get a Mrs. you just keep paying for it*