Things that make you laugh

[Johno6]

this time last week I thought al crows supporters were dead or didn't have access to the internet.

now its like they are all alive and well and on Asian speed internet connections

[JK]

My 4 year old has a cold and his blocked nose makes him sound just like Martin from the Simpsons

[Spargo]

Whilst on 4 year olds -
We are fortunate enough to have 2 separate Foxtel boxes for both TVs.
The lounge (kids room) & the rumpus room/bar (grown ups room)
My 4 year old daughter knows how to use the Foxtel remote, if she needs to leave the lounge she pauses or records the show she's watching - every time! The memory is basically full.
I IQ minimal shows on our tv, however it looks like little one has been at it on this tv also.
Told the missus what's going on & she said "Well delete her shows from our tv".
I went to do it an hour or so later and little one had obviously overheard me talking to the wife so she has pressed the "K" button next to all her recorded shows (which means Keep, don't delete).

[JK]

6 year olds Birthday party in February, and all the children (with parents in tow) lined up for pass the parcel. The missus in her infinite wisdom decides to look through the planner for some music she had recorded. Wasn't embarressing at all when the parents all saw the host of R rated World Movies I had stockpiled.

[Lightning McQueen]

6 year olds Birthday party in February, and all the children (with parents in tow) lined up for pass the parcel. The missus in her infinite wisdom decides to look through the planner for some music she had recorded. Wasn't embarressing at all when the parents all saw the host of R rated World Movies I had stockpiled.

Guilty your honour!

Was Q on the list?

[Lightning McQueen]

Whilst on 4 year olds -
We are fortunate enough to have 2 separate Foxtel boxes for both TVs.
The lounge (kids room) & the rumpus room/bar (grown ups room)
My 4 year old daughter knows how to use the Foxtel remote, if she needs to leave the lounge she pauses or records the show she's watching - every time! The memory is basically full.
I IQ minimal shows on our tv, however it looks like little one has been at it on this tv also.
Told the missus what's going on & she said "Well delete her shows from our tv".
I went to do it an hour or so later and little one had obviously overheard me talking to the wife so she has pressed the "K" button next to all her recorded shows (which means Keep, don't delete).

I feel your pain, when I was with my wife, my step sons used to delete all the younger kids shows and fill the IQ with shit they'd never watch, it was an endless game to everyone to delete each others shows rather than compromise and have like 15 hours each of shows.
Easier now that I'm single.

[JK]

6 year olds Birthday party in February, and all the children (with parents in tow) lined up for pass the parcel. The missus in her infinite wisdom decides to look through the planner for some music she had recorded. Wasn't embarressing at all when the parents all saw the host of R rated World Movies I had stockpiled.

Guilty your honour!

Was Q on the list?

More than once

That was easy enough to explain but I didn't even try when she got to "My Awkward Sexual Adventure"

[Lightning McQueen]

6 year olds Birthday party in February, and all the children (with parents in tow) lined up for pass the parcel. The missus in her infinite wisdom decides to look through the planner for some music she had recorded. Wasn't embarressing at all when the parents all saw the host of R rated World Movies I had stockpiled.

Guilty your honour!

Was Q on the list?

More than once

They have some good uns hey? I had to do a clean out last week and I've forgotten the name of a few stayers.

[Dogwatcher]

Reading this week's police reports and I spy that a nitrogen tank with $2000 worth of bull semen was stolen from a Barossa property last week.

[heater31]

Reading this week's police reports and I spy that a nitrogen tank with $2000 worth of bull semen was stolen from a Barossa property last week.

Unless you were a dodgy cattle breeder WTF

[Lightning McQueen]

Reading this week's police reports and I spy that a nitrogen tank with $2000 worth of bull semen was stolen from a Barossa property last week.

Come again?

[Coach Bombay]

harley breen

[Dogwatcher]

I dunno why they'd do it, but it's certainly a load of bull.

[Q.]

I dunno why they'd do it, but it's certainly a load of bull.

It's probably being sold on the Chinese medicine black market.

[Dogwatcher]

Or there's going to be an increase in bukake films made in Australia in coming months.

[Dogwatcher]

We're actually assuming the thieves knew what they were taking.
It's possible they broke in, saw a tank and thought they might be able to use the contents of the tank in drug-making.
Imagine their faces when they opened the valve on that and it landed in their mix...

[bennymacca]

How much is $2000 worth of bull semen? What size tank are we talking here?

What is the shelf life on bull semen storage?

[fisho mcspaz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHO84rOp8FQ

You KNOW you were thinking this every time the DIC logo came on after Captain Planet in the 90s.

[cracka]

this time last week I thought al crows supporters were dead or didn't have access to the internet.

now its like they are all alive and well and on Asian speed internet connections

this time last week I thought crows haters were alive and well and on Asian speed internet connections.

now its like they are dead or don't have access to the internet.

Amazing what a week in footy can do eh

[Johno6]

Hook. Line. Sinker.