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Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Tue Jun 16, 2015 6:13 pm
by carey
Another first round exit for Ley Ley Hewitt..... (Makes it 4 or 5 in a row now???)

Just retire FFS!

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Tue Jun 16, 2015 6:39 pm
by Failed Creation
carey wrote:Another first round exit for Ley Ley Hewitt..... (Makes it 4 or 5 in a row now???)

Just retire FFS!


The prick should've retired 10 years ago.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Jun 17, 2015 9:40 am
by Lightning McQueen
Failed Creation wrote:
carey wrote:Another first round exit for Ley Ley Hewitt..... (Makes it 4 or 5 in a row now???)

Just retire FFS!


The prick should've retired 10 years ago.

Come on guys, if there's only one thing you're good at and you get to travel the world doing it, why would you retire? At least he stopped banging his sister.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Jun 17, 2015 9:57 am
by Lightning McQueen
Big fella at work was telling me about his 8 year old nephew asked if he could take him to see the first "Ted".

He was none the wiser on his way to the cinema about the content of what he was going to see, he even didn't get the warning signs of when the attendant stressed that his nephew must stay with him at all times as he bought some popcorn and he found it a bit odd that he was the only kid in the cinema.

The penny dropped pretty bloody quickly though.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Jun 17, 2015 10:45 am
by Dogwatcher
I saw Entourage on the weekend and was surprised by the number of young teens who were there with parent/s to see it.
There was a 13 yo girl sitting in front of me and I felt uncomfortable, dunno how her parents weren't.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Jun 17, 2015 10:52 am
by Failed Creation
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Failed Creation wrote:
carey wrote:Another first round exit for Ley Ley Hewitt..... (Makes it 4 or 5 in a row now???)

Just retire FFS!


The prick should've retired 10 years ago.

Come on guys, if there's only one thing you're good at and you get to travel the world doing it, why would you retire? At least he stopped banging his sister.


I had a run-in with ol' Ley Ley about 17 years ago, and I thought he was a prick back then too.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Jun 17, 2015 10:57 am
by bennymacca
carey wrote:Another first round exit for Ley Ley Hewitt..... (Makes it 4 or 5 in a row now???)

Just retire FFS!


Meh he lost to a top 20 player in 3 sets after having a match point in the second. Hardly getting wiped off the court.

And yeah, why would you retire when you can still compete at the highest level in a sport you love. You are a long time retired.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Jun 17, 2015 12:43 pm
by carey
I had to drop a certificate in to work so I parked right at the front door so I could see the car as I left my daughter sitting in the car with triple M on the radio. I come out to the radio on flat out with fresh fm and her jumping up and down on the seat dancing. Then tells me this is my music dad......

All I could do was laugh.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Jun 19, 2015 10:07 am
by Ron Burgundy
People that yell at others to get things done.

The raising of the voice is usually proof that they don't have the intellect to get results in any other way.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Jun 19, 2015 10:34 am
by Booney
Ron Burgundy wrote:People that yell at others to get things done.

The raising of the voice is usually proof that they don't have the intellect to get results in any other way.


Maybe some people need to be yelled at to get it through their thick skulls. ;)

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Jun 19, 2015 4:49 pm
by Lightning McQueen
Our performance appraisals. They are quite humorous.

A couple of years back, my former manager and I were going through my assessment.
Dickwad "Attendance, I've given you a 4 but you've given yourself a 5"
Me" I didn't have a day off all year and wasn't late at all"
DW " I can't give you a 5, they wont allow it"
Me "What do you want me to do, come here twicve every day?

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Sun Jun 21, 2015 7:56 pm
by Bully


=))

Clip at 3:58 is the best :)

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Tue Jun 23, 2015 2:58 pm
by Q.
My twitter feed during a Tony Abbott press conference.

He's "Ten Flag Tony" today.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Jun 24, 2015 6:50 pm
by Bully
so a parramatta eels fans has written to the club he has supported for 35 years demanding he be compensated for the failures of these years he has supported them :D

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Jun 24, 2015 7:03 pm
by Jim05
Bully wrote:so a parramatta eels fans has written to the club he has supported for 35 years demanding he be compensated for the failures of these years he has supported them :D

Ive only supported them for 25 years but willing to join a class action with him lol

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Jun 24, 2015 7:07 pm
by mighty_tiger_79
Bully wrote:so a parramatta eels fans has written to the club he has supported for 35 years demanding he be compensated for the failures of these years he has supported them :D


Glenelg will probably see similar letters arrive at the club...

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Jun 24, 2015 8:37 pm
by Bully
i thought south adelaide would have more ?

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Jun 24, 2015 9:25 pm
by Failed Creation
I love it when my niece and nephews swear (as well as when the elderly do it), so I knew these videos were up my alley.

Very politically incorrect, but so ******* hilarious!


















Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Jun 26, 2015 2:36 pm
by valleys07
My lad getting a "bad report card" from childcare:

Apparently he takes comforters belonging to other children whilst they are holding them, and laughs when they start crying :oops:

No idea where he has got it from, as he doesn't have a comforter at home. He hasn't exhibited that nature around other kids from what I have seen, either.

Let the fun begin :lol:

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Jun 26, 2015 3:04 pm
by am Bays
Jim05 wrote:
Bully wrote:so a parramatta eels fans has written to the club he has supported for 35 years demanding he be compensated for the failures of these years he has supported them :D

Ive only supported them for 25 years but willing to join a class action with him lol


35 years?? so he jumped on the bandwagon and saw the 81, 82 and 86 premierships??? Should go watch a his BETA tapes.....