Things that make you laugh

[Failed Creation]

[Booney]

So this oldskool video has recently started to go viral online, despite being a couple of decades old and it is hilarious.

The video show's an Australian man being arrested in what looks to be the 1980's, and his elegant prose and class has captured the internet's imagination. Some people even want him to run in the federal election!

The man utters thoughtful phrases in a classy voice such as "What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?", "I See that you know your judo well" and the soon to be infamous "Get your hands off my penis!"

It seems that the video dates back to 1988 and the man in the video was Paul Charles Dozsa, a former chef who became infamous in Sydney for doing runners on restaurant bills. In this video he was being arrested for refusing to pay the $50 bill at a Chinese restaurant. He racked up over 54 convictions for failing to pay for meals in the 1980's.

It seems the latest internet sensation unfortunately passed away in 2003.

The video has been featured on websites such as Gawker, Reddit and Buzzfeeed in the past few days racking up hundreds of thousands of views.

- See more at: http://www.nova969.com.au/station/natio ... dCvAz.dpuf

[Failed Creation]

There's no shortage of remixes either...

[carey]

Started a diet Monday have eating nothing but fruit, Veg and lean meat but now I seriously can't stop farting it's been 2 days now and it's flat out and they have plenty on them as well. But what makes me laugh is I'm at the in laws and the mother in law has the weakest stomach ever. He reaction cracks me up every time. Lol

And to the fact she annoys the piss out of me makes it even better.

[mighty_tiger_79]

Make some sauerkraut and you will be a killing machine

[mighty_tiger_79]

Rebecca Wilson article with the picture of goodes

what made me laugh is who the artwork is done by

Booo Bailey

[valleys07]

http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/sport/afl ... 7468394254

[am Bays]

Six years ago (approx) might be more, they knowcked down the Caltex servo at the corner of Daws Rd and Goody Rd, next to the Repat

After being a vacent site for that entire period of time, guess what is going up there now....

[Footy Chick]

I had the exact same thought a couple of weeks ago. I don't venture that way much and when I saw what was going up I had to delve to the deep depths of my memory to remember what was there in the first place.

[bennymacca]

http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/sport/afl/adelaide-fan-pays-10000-to-erect-a-please-stay-patrick-dangerfield-billboard/story-fnia3xzy-1227468394254

basically paid 10k for advertising his business. Pretty decent investment

[mighty_tiger_79]

http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/sport/afl/adelaide-fan-pays-10000-to-erect-a-please-stay-patrick-dangerfield-billboard/story-fnia3xzy-1227468394254

basically paid 10k for advertising his business. Pretty decent investment

And a tax write-off

[carey]

Stiffler in American Pies!

Gold.

[Failed Creation]

Stiffler in American Pies!

Gold.

I watched American Pie: The Wedding about an hour ago.

[Alaska]

Started a diet Monday have eating nothing but fruit, Veg and lean meat but now I seriously can't stop farting it's been 2 days now and it's flat out and they have plenty on them as well. But what makes me laugh is I'm at the in laws and the mother in law has the weakest stomach ever. He reaction cracks me up every time. Lol

And to the fact she annoys the piss out of me makes it even better.

It is the fruit and vegthat is doing it check out the Fodmap diet and you will see the different groups and discover which group to avoid.
Or just stck to the meat.

[valleys07]

http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/sport/afl/adelaide-fan-pays-10000-to-erect-a-please-stay-patrick-dangerfield-billboard/story-fnia3xzy-1227468394254

basically paid 10k for advertising his business. Pretty decent investment

From a business investment perspective- I agree. As MT said- it's tax deductible anyway .

I had a laugh at the plea. "Please, please, please stay at the Adelaide Crows". Kind of reminded me of the Big Bang Theory, and Leonard's pleas to Penny not to break up with him every time they argue

FWIW- If Danger re-signs, lets hope the press conference is live from Solomon's Flooring

[Footy Chick]

Peoples blatant inability to follow simple instruction.

[Lightning McQueen]

Stiffler in American Pies!

Gold.

I watched American Pie: The Wedding about an hour ago.

The ring!!!

[Booney]

footytips.com.au not getting this weeks SANFL round correct.

*EDIT*

Maybe they read the email I sent them.....

[Booney]

The EPL.

Every year there's only 3 or 4 teams that can win it, every year a couple of the sides that come up go right back down and every year there's a bunch of a dozen sides who are no chance of doing either.

How the **** do so many people give a shit about such a compromised uneven playing field? I just don't get it....

*EDIT*

Year - Winners, runner up, third place......why does anyone else bother?

14-15 – Chelsea, City, Arsenal
13-14 – City, Liverpool, Chelsea
12-13 – United, City, Chelsea
11-12 – City, United, Arsenal
10-11 – United, Chelsea, City
09-10 – Chelsea, United, Arsenal
08-09 – United, Liverpool, Chelsea
07-08 – United, Chelsea, Arsenal
06-07 – United, Chelsea, Liverpool
05-06 – Chelsea, United, Liverpool
04-05 – Chelsea, Arsenal, United
03-04 – Arsenal, Chelsea, United
02-03 – United, Arsenal, NEWCASTLE!!
01-02 – Arsenal, Liverpool, United
00-01– United, Arsenal, Liverpool
99-00 – United, Arsenal, LEEDS!!
98-99 – United, Arsenal, Chelsea
97-98 – Arsenal, United, Liverpool
96-97 – United, NEWCASTLE, Arsenal
95-96 – United, NEWCASTLE, Liverpool

[Jim05]

The EPL.

Every year there's only 3 or 4 teams that can win it, every year a couple of the sides that come up go right back down and every year there's a bunch of a dozen sides who are no chance of doing either.

How the **** do so many people give a shit about such a compromised uneven playing field? I just don't get it....

Last 5 years of EPL there has been 3 differant Champions.
Despite rigging the fixtures, salary caps, drafts and everything else thats manipulated by the AFL there has been 3 differant Premiers in the last 5 years.
Ask a Dogs, Saints or Tigers fan what its like to have little to no chance of success for years. All comps have their flaws but id take the EPL model everyday thanks