Re: Things that make you laugh
Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2015 1:49 pmJust threw the board now. Getting angry.
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Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2015 1:49 pmRe: Things that make you laugh
Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2015 2:13 pmTaunt taunt taunt!
Re: Things that make you laugh
Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2015 2:52 pmMatteeG wrote:Taunt taunt taunt!
The guy with the camera just started on him. Asked if hes likely 5o ******* stick one today because ******* hot out here.
Then a little word bitch fight started between the 2.
Rather entertaining.
Re: Things that make you laugh
Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2015 2:57 pmREB's guernsey thread.
Re: Things that make you laugh
Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2015 10:30 amI was trying on a shirt at work and instead of walking to the toilets I ducked into a vacant office to swap over tops, I looked across and the vertical blinds were caught in one section and the chick in the next office was looking at me as I was just putting my original shirt back on.
I walked out and stuck my head in her door to apologise, she looks up and says to me "Do you have any pants to try on aswell?"
Not often I'm stuck for words.
I walked out and stuck my head in her door to apologise, she looks up and says to me "Do you have any pants to try on aswell?"
Not often I'm stuck for words.
Re: Things that make you laugh
Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2015 10:35 amLightning McQueen wrote:I walked out and stuck my head in her door to apologise, she looks up and says to me "Do you have any pants to try on aswell?"
This could easily be the first sentence of a Psyber story/encounter.....
Re: Things that make you laugh
Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2015 10:36 amThe amount of people you see during the day just blatantly using mobiles while driving, then the amount of people you see sitting at the lights eyes down attempting to not look like they are on the mobile.
Surely the coppers could be busting 10x as many people as they currently do.
Surely the coppers could be busting 10x as many people as they currently do.
Re: Things that make you laugh
Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2015 10:37 amSpargo wrote:Lightning McQueen wrote:I walked out and stuck my head in her door to apologise, she looks up and says to me "Do you have any pants to try on aswell?"
This could easily be the first sentence of a Psyber story/encounter.....
Close, but we'd need pantalooms and suspenders in the story.
Re: Things that make you laugh
Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2015 10:39 amSpargo wrote:Lightning McQueen wrote:I walked out and stuck my head in her door to apologise, she looks up and says to me "Do you have any pants to try on aswell?"
This could easily be the first sentence of a Psyber story/encounter.....
Re: Things that make you laugh
Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2015 10:40 amThanks LM. Some more royalties will be flowing in.... 
Re: Things that make you laugh
Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2015 10:40 amBooney wrote:The amount of people you see during the day just blatantly using mobiles while driving, then the amount of people you see sitting at the lights eyes down attempting to not look like they are on the mobile.
Surely the coppers could be busting 10x as many people as they currently do.
Yep, then they get called all sorts of names on FB for issuing fines at traffic lights.
Re: Things that make you laugh
Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2015 10:41 am
Booney wrote:Thanks LM. Some more royalties will be flowing in....
Re: Things that make you laugh
Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2015 9:26 pmhttp://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aq ... 60s_v4.jpg
posted a link instead of embedding the image 'coz it contains a Naughty Word or two.
posted a link instead of embedding the image 'coz it contains a Naughty Word or two.
Re: Things that make you laugh
Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2015 1:46 pmRob Schneider is...a stapler!!
Re: Things that make you laugh
Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2015 10:03 pmSuperstar month on Foxtel- Tonight it's Tom Hawkings! 
Who next? Jarrod Patrenko?
Who next? Jarrod Patrenko?
Re: Things that make you laugh
Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2015 11:03 pmcarey wrote:Superstar month on Foxtel- Tonight it's Tom Hawkings!
Who next? Jarrod Patrenko?
Mind you, Tom's brother Stephen is a superstar with a physics textbook.
Re: Things that make you laugh
Posted: Sun Dec 20, 2015 12:31 amcarey wrote:Superstar month on Foxtel- Tonight it's Tom Hawkings!
Who next? Jarrod Patrenko?
I agree......I mean we had to put up with Chad Wingard a few days back
Re: Things that make you laugh
Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2015 12:13 pmDoesn't really make me laugh, but makes me happy.
Im pretty crook, and slept in this morning.
My missus rang work to talk to me, and they told her I hadn't come in, and she couldn't get me on the mobile coz I was snoozin'.
She rushed home from work to make sure I wasn't dead, and woke me up about 9am.
I dawdled around the house getting ready and she said "You don't seem too worried. You're gonna be an hour and a half late to work without telling anyone".
My response, "What are they gonna do? Sack me?" (with a chuckle).
Get to work, everyone's happy to see me. Walk into the owners office. He's hands me a bottle of Sailor Jerrys and an envelope with Xmas cash in it. Then tells me to go home whenever I want.
So today I get a sleep in, a bottle of my favourite rum, a pretty decent wad of cash, and an early minute.
Im pretty crook, and slept in this morning.
My missus rang work to talk to me, and they told her I hadn't come in, and she couldn't get me on the mobile coz I was snoozin'.
She rushed home from work to make sure I wasn't dead, and woke me up about 9am.
I dawdled around the house getting ready and she said "You don't seem too worried. You're gonna be an hour and a half late to work without telling anyone".
My response, "What are they gonna do? Sack me?" (with a chuckle).
Get to work, everyone's happy to see me. Walk into the owners office. He's hands me a bottle of Sailor Jerrys and an envelope with Xmas cash in it. Then tells me to go home whenever I want.
So today I get a sleep in, a bottle of my favourite rum, a pretty decent wad of cash, and an early minute.
Re: Things that make you laugh
Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2015 12:40 pmHH3 wrote:Doesn't really make me laugh, but makes me happy.
Im pretty crook, and slept in this morning.
My missus rang work to talk to me, and they told her I hadn't come in, and she couldn't get me on the mobile coz I was snoozin'.
She rushed home from work to make sure I wasn't dead, and woke me up about 9am.
I dawdled around the house getting ready and she said "You don't seem too worried. You're gonna be an hour and a half late to work without telling anyone".
My response, "What are they gonna do? Sack me?" (with a chuckle).
Get to work, everyone's happy to see me. Walk into the owners office. He's hands me a bottle of Sailor Jerrys and an envelope with Xmas cash in it. Then tells me to go home whenever I want.
So today I get a sleep in, a bottle of my favourite rum, a pretty decent wad of cash, and an early minute.
Winning.
Re: Things that make you laugh
Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2015 1:21 pmReckon the bottle of rum is the prescription for whatever ails you, HH3. It'll either poison or drown the bug in your system, or at least it'll be too drunk to buggerise with your immune system.