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Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Nov 03, 2017 12:51 pm
by Booney
Lightning McQueen wrote:
The Bedge wrote:
The Bedge wrote:A rumour doing the rounds this morning..

A current A grade coach at "Club A" rung "Club B" about a coaching vacancy.. the phone call was answered by.. the current President of "Club A" :lol:

Turns out President had jumped ship on the sly, and the A Grade coach was doing the same lol.

Part 2...

Current President of "Club A" who had jumped ship, and was apparently assisting as a footy director to find new coach for "Club B" end up taking the senior coaching job himself at "Club B".

Current coach from "Club A" unsuccessful in his attempts at securing tenure elsewhere returns to "Club A" only to be told "Thanks, but no thanks.. it's not you, it's me, I think we should see other people.."

Bizarre love triangle.


Doesn't seem like there's all that much love in the room to be honest.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Nov 03, 2017 1:09 pm
by Dutchy
Booney

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Nov 03, 2017 1:17 pm
by Booney
Dutchy wrote:Booney


Wait until the press release comes out.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Nov 03, 2017 1:25 pm
by Pseudo
Lightning McQueen wrote:We get lunch provided every Friday and still people complain.

Tell them to shut up and eat their gruel before it gets cold.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Nov 03, 2017 1:28 pm
by Magellan
Pseudo wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:We get lunch provided every Friday and still people complain.

Tell them to shut up and eat their gruel before it gets cold.


Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Nov 03, 2017 1:52 pm
by Lightning McQueen
Pseudo wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:We get lunch provided every Friday and still people complain.

Tell them to shut up and eat their gruel before it gets cold.

We get notified on the Thursday what we are having, people have the chance to bring their own if they choose to, it's usually pretty good food but at the end of the day it's free.

I'm usually flat as a tack from Thursday night and look forward to pigging out, it also helps me line my stomach ready for the Friday afternoon pub sesh.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Nov 03, 2017 1:59 pm
by Lightning McQueen
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Pseudo wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:We get lunch provided every Friday and still people complain.

Tell them to shut up and eat their gruel before it gets cold.

We get notified on the Thursday what we are having, people have the chance to bring their own if they choose to, it's usually pretty good food but at the end of the day it's free.

I'm usually flat as a tack from Thursday night and look forward to pigging out, it also helps me line my stomach ready for the Friday afternoon pub sesh.

Today's was pretty unhealthy, hamburgers, hot dogs and chips, I feel like I'm 4 kilo's heavier.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Nov 03, 2017 2:00 pm
by mighty_tiger_79
But it will soak up the booze shortly

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Nov 03, 2017 2:17 pm
by Lightning McQueen
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:But it will soak up the booze shortly

Totally, that's why I had one and a half hot dogs, a hamburger with the lot and a heap of chips.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Nov 09, 2017 10:34 am
by Failed Creation
This is infinitely more listenable than Taylor Swift.


Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Nov 10, 2017 10:16 am
by Magellan
A Friday funny courtesy of the people at Viz:

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Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Nov 10, 2017 10:23 am
by The Bedge
Magellan wrote:A Friday funny courtesy of the people at Viz:

Serves the little shit right for throwing his toys around.. life lessons. 8)

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Nov 10, 2017 10:26 am
by Spargo
Viz, what a great publication. Used to read it religiously years ago.
Bottom Inspectors, Sid the Sexist, Buster Gonads...
I have a Terry F*ckwit t-shirt & a Fat Slags poster somewhere at home.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Nov 10, 2017 10:57 am
by The Bedge
Spargo wrote:I have a Fat Slag somewhere at home.

That's not very nice! :P

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Nov 10, 2017 1:17 pm
by Pseudo
Spargo wrote:Viz, what a great publication. Used to read it religiously years ago.
Bottom Inspectors, Sid the Sexist, Buster Gonads...
I have a Terry F*ckwit t-shirt & a Fat Slags poster somewhere at home.


I had a huge collection, dating back to the days when the Australian Edition existed. Sold almost all of 'em on eBay when they ceased to be funny 'coz I'd read them all a hundred times over.

Owned a Mr. Logic T-shirt at one point, but thought The Modern Parents was the best strip.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Nov 10, 2017 1:26 pm
by Booney
Uni bar comedy. Had to be there I guess.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Nov 10, 2017 3:49 pm
by Magellan
Booney wrote:Uni bar comedy. Had to be there I guess.


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Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Sat Nov 11, 2017 7:04 pm
by Grenville
Spargo wrote:Viz, what a great publication. Used to read it religiously years ago.
Bottom Inspectors, Sid the Sexist, Buster Gonads...
I have a Terry F*ckwit t-shirt & a Fat Slags poster somewhere at home.


I used to have a big stash of Viz comics as well, used to like the readers letters as well.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Sat Nov 11, 2017 9:16 pm
by Grenville
The ref in the Australia v Lebanon game. The amount of forward passes he's missed in this game has been a joke.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Sun Nov 12, 2017 1:35 pm
by am Bays
Grenville wrote:The ref in the Australia v Lebanon game. The amount of forward passes he's missed in this game has been a joke.


Nah, the ball is allowed to drift forward if the intent was to pass sideways (under the modern interpretation.....) ;)