(insert username here) is, has, thinks, etc, etc.....

[A Mum]

FC hopes Ma is having a great birthday (and not working )

Am having a leisurely day - so all is good !!

Did some work this morning and everytime I emailed something to my boss she'd say... "oi stop working"

And I'd say "Yeah I will... soon"
I emailed some more work stuff until she finally sent me an email that said...

STOP WORKING

I got the picture then

[Media Park]

Media Park is unexpectedly looking forward to pulling on the boots for the first time in 18 months tomorrow...

[brod]

Brod is enjoying a Friday evening without Mrs and little Brod (dont think the dog likes the music )

[fisho mcspaz]

Fisho is getting ganged up on by her family! I startle really easily, you see. Anyway, I'd bailed up Angus in his bedroom pretending to be the Bear in the Big Blue House (whom Angus doesn't like) but then Angus roared at me, which I wasn't expecting, so I jumped in the air and shrieked a little bit as you do when you are startled. I turned around to leave and that was when Mr McSpaz jumped out at me and made me scream. And now they're laughing at me.

[Thiele]

Thiele thinks its going to be lunch for before he has breakfast

[fisho mcspaz]

Fisho is soooooooo tempted to crack a raw egg into Mr McSpaz's mouth while he's asleep...

[Big Phil]

Fisho is soooooooo tempted to crack a raw egg into Mr McSpaz's mouth while he's asleep...

Did you do it Fisho??? (the egg that is )

[Psyber]

Fisho is soooooooo tempted to crack a raw egg into Mr McSpaz's mouth while he's asleep...

Technical question: would that constitute murder if he inhaled it and suffocated as a result?

[fisho mcspaz]

I'd say the prosecutor would be more likely to go for manslaughter. Anyway, if he did inhale it I'd have got it out again somehow. I wasn't going to crack the egg in his mouth and run away, what would be the point?

But no, I didn't do it in the end. I thought it might be rather mean. I will wait until we have a party and then do it to someone else.

[fisho mcspaz]

Fisho is about to give baby Luke his first solid feed!!!!! I'm so excited - it's been five years since I did this so I don't remember how I got Angus to eat from a spoon at all.

[The Ash Man]

is chairman of the BORED

[Thiele]

Thiele is all Dora and Wiggled out. Thiele has a new record for when his Niece asks for Dora as soon as he walks through the front door.

[fisho mcspaz]

Diego is worse.

[Media Park]

Media Park is smashing down higher than suggested amounts of cold and flu medicine in preparation of one of the more awkward events he'll be involved in, which is this weekend...

[JAS]

Media Park is smashing down higher than suggested amounts of cold and flu medicine in preparation of one of the more awkward events he'll be involved in, which is this weekend...

Hope for the sake of your liver it doesn't contain paracetamol

Regards
JAS

[Media Park]

Probably shoulda looked at that first!

[mickey]

Mickey has just got home from the womens and childrens, Minus the youngest and the wife

[Johno6]

whered u lose them?


(p.s i hope they are both ok)

[A Mum]

A Mum is officially over winter now

[mickey]

whered u lose them?


(p.s i hope they are both ok)

Lost them in emergency... found them in a ward this morning

the youngest should be fine, was her 1st asthma attack...
not sure if they can help the wife though