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Lightning McQueen wrote:

Spargo wrote:

Lightning McQueen wrote:How do you shove the muffing through your mask?

Not sure but I’d have a crack...

Someone might snatch it off you.

Should've ordered the vagetarian option.

Magellan wrote:

Lightning McQueen wrote:

Spargo wrote:

Lightning McQueen wrote:How do you shove the muffing through your mask?

Not sure but I’d have a crack...

Someone might snatch it off you.

Should've ordered the vagetarian option.

Haha that is fanny!

amber_fluid wrote:

Magellan wrote:

Lightning McQueen wrote:

Spargo wrote:Not sure but I’d have a crack...

Someone might snatch it off you.

Should've ordered the vagetarian option.

Haha that is fanny!

That's 'cause you're a real puss-over.

Magellan wrote:

amber_fluid wrote:

Magellan wrote:

Lightning McQueen wrote:Someone might snatch it off you.

Should've ordered the vagetarian option.

Haha that is fanny!

That's 'cause you're a real puss-over.

Why don’t you minge your own business

amber_fluid wrote:
Why don’t you minge your own business

Stop beating around the bush.

Lightning McQueen wrote:

amber_fluid wrote:
Why don’t you minge your own business

Stop beating around the bush.

Twat are you talking about?

This discussion is becoming ovary filled with puns. Some might say it's becoming labia'd.

Magellan wrote:This discussion is becoming ovary filled with puns. Some might say it's becoming labia'd.

I'm almost disgusted, it is bordering on the vulvar.

Magellan wrote:

Lightning McQueen wrote:

Spargo wrote:

Lightning McQueen wrote:How do you shove the muffing through your mask?

Not sure but I’d have a crack...

Someone might snatch it off you.

Should've ordered the vagetarian option.

Couldn't have the Cockys Tongue or gutted Rabbit then ...

Pseudo wrote:

Magellan wrote:This discussion is becoming ovary filled with puns. Some might say it's becoming labia'd.

I'm almost disgusted, it is bordering on the vulvar.

Could be worse - they could be accompanied by songs performed by a menstrual.

Magellan wrote:

Pseudo wrote:

Magellan wrote:This discussion is becoming ovary filled with puns. Some might say it's becoming labia'd.

I'm almost disgusted, it is bordering on the vulvar.

Could be worse - they could be accompanied by songs performed by a menstrual.

There is an obvious vulvar pun which hasn't been made yet. I c*nt believe that nobody else thought of it first.

No need to get in a flap about it Pseudo.

Camel toe think about it, don't you clam up now Pseudo, it's getting fishy in here...

Does he work in the pubic service?

He did, just liquor now.

Booney wrote:He did, just liquor now.

At Jacks bar?

Liquor at the front
Poker at the rear

Lightning McQueen wrote:

Booney wrote:He did, just liquor now.

At Jacks bar?

Liquor at the front
Poker at the rear

Just keep beavering away you lot at these puns you lot they're fanny

Jesus.... one Apple muffin, lead to all of this....

A guy walks into the bar today.
Me: "Can you please check in via the Covid App or manually please"
Him: " I've already checked in"
Me: "Can I see your app to prove that please" (I knew he hadn't)
Him: "Oh, I didn't check in here, I checked in at lots of places before I came here"
Me: * sigh *

Wedgie wrote:A guy walks into the bar today.
Me: "Can you please check in via the Covid App or manually please"
Him: " I've already checked in"
Me: "Can I see your app to prove that please" (I knew he hadn't)
Him: "Oh, I didn't check in here, I checked in at lots of places before I came here"
Me: * sigh *

People are “pretending” to check in all the time.
I see it all day.