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Re: I need to know....

Postby Grenville » Fri Jun 09, 2017 1:48 pm

MW wrote:
Johno6 wrote:my daughter is now 14 weeks old....

I need to know, when does the spontaneous sex with the wife in the disabled toilet at a wedding start happening again?


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Re: I need to know....

Postby Johno6 » Fri Jun 09, 2017 4:30 pm

well today was a lot more depressing than I had hoped.... thanks guys
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Re: I need to know....

Postby Johno6 » Fri Jun 09, 2017 4:31 pm

Spangas wrote:
Johno6 wrote:my daughter is now 14 weeks old....

I need to know, when does the spontaneous sex with the wife in the disabled toilet at a wedding start happening again?

ready for another daughter already???



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Re: I need to know....

Postby woodublieve12 » Fri Jun 09, 2017 4:46 pm

Johno6 wrote:my daughter is now 14 weeks old....

I need to know, when does the spontaneous sex with the wife in the disabled toilet at a wedding start happening again?



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Re: I need to know....

Postby Booney » Fri Jun 09, 2017 4:52 pm

Taylor Swift annoys **** out of me.
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Re: I need to know....

Postby MW » Fri Jun 09, 2017 4:54 pm

Booney wrote:Taylor Swift annoys **** out of me.


you wouldn't kick her out of the bed for farting though
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Re: I need to know....

Postby heater31 » Fri Jun 09, 2017 5:20 pm

Booney wrote:Taylor Swift annoys **** out of me.

She's one of those hot nerds that doesn't say much but the boys are too scared to go near her....
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Re: I need to know....

Postby PatowalongaPirate » Fri Jun 09, 2017 5:36 pm

What has happened to the last few days of the Port thread?
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Re: I need to know....

Postby Booney » Tue Jun 13, 2017 7:39 am

PatowalongaPirate wrote:What has happened to the last few days of the Port thread?


Assumed the moderators agreed it was not befitting to this site.
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Re: I need to know....

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Jun 13, 2017 9:37 am

Booney wrote:Taylor Swift annoys **** out of me.

Shake it off.
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Re: I need to know....

Postby Failed Creation » Tue Jun 13, 2017 10:26 am

Booney wrote:Taylor Swift annoys **** out of me.


Amen.

To me, she's so annoying that she wouldn't be invited into my bed.
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Re: I need to know....

Postby Booney » Tue Jun 13, 2017 10:43 am

Failed Creation wrote:
Booney wrote:Taylor Swift annoys **** out of me.


Amen.

To me, she's so annoying that she wouldn't be invited into my bed.


100% agree.
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Re: I need to know....

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Jun 13, 2017 10:49 am

How is she so annoying?

Unlike most celebrities of her ilk she is never in the spotlight for the wrong reasons, no drug scandals, does heaps for charity and isn't plastered over the media continuously like most trying to get all the attention.

She would have to be my favourite modern day female pop star for this reason alone, along with Katy Perry, they both seem to avoid controversy and set some good guidelines for their target audience to follow.
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Re: I need to know....

Postby MW » Wed Jun 14, 2017 4:45 pm

Booney wrote:
Failed Creation wrote:
Booney wrote:Taylor Swift annoys **** out of me.


Amen.

To me, she's so annoying that she wouldn't be invited into my bed.


100% agree.


I call bullshit
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Re: I need to know....

Postby Booney » Wed Jun 14, 2017 4:48 pm

MW wrote:
Booney wrote:
Failed Creation wrote:
Booney wrote:Taylor Swift annoys **** out of me.

Amen.
To me, she's so annoying that she wouldn't be invited into my bed.

100% agree.

I call bullshit


You'll have to take my word for it. She would talk the blood out of my gentleman's sausage.
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Re: I need to know....

Postby The Bedge » Wed Jun 14, 2017 4:50 pm

Booney wrote:You'll have to take my word for it. She would talk the blood out of my gentleman's sausage.

Who said anything about her doing any talking? :shock: ;)
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Re: I need to know....

Postby amber_fluid » Wed Jun 14, 2017 4:51 pm

Zartan wrote:
Booney wrote:You'll have to take my word for it. She would talk the blood out of my gentleman's sausage.

Who said anything about her doing any talking? :shock: ;)


Keep her mouth full so she can't talk.........
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Re: I need to know....

Postby Booney » Wed Jun 14, 2017 4:52 pm

Zartan wrote:
Booney wrote:You'll have to take my word for it. She would talk the blood out of my gentleman's sausage.

Who said anything about her doing any talking? :shock: ;)


She would. In fact I doubt she'd shut up. That's why she's not invited.
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Re: I need to know....

Postby bennymacca » Wed Jun 14, 2017 4:59 pm

Booney wrote:
Zartan wrote:
Booney wrote:You'll have to take my word for it. She would talk the blood out of my gentleman's sausage.

Who said anything about her doing any talking? :shock: ;)


She would. In fact I doubt she'd shut up. That's why she's not invited.


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Re: I need to know....

Postby Booney » Wed Jun 14, 2017 5:18 pm

bennymacca wrote:
Booney wrote:
Zartan wrote:
Booney wrote:You'll have to take my word for it. She would talk the blood out of my gentleman's sausage.

Who said anything about her doing any talking? :shock: ;)


She would. In fact I doubt she'd shut up. That's why she's not invited.


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