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Postby Grenville » Fri May 11, 2018 8:40 pm

Watching the Top Gear India special with the eldest. As Jeremy Clarkson says 'monkey,monkey,monkey..... with an enormous set of testicles.' She looked at me to see if I thought it was appropriate then we both pissed ourselves laughing.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Wedgie » Wed May 16, 2018 12:53 pm

Me chasing my missus dog down the street this morning after 2 hours sleep in only boxer shorts and a t shirt.
Thank goodness its a very quiet street!
It wasn't funny at the time but after he came back eventually I could laugh at it. :lol:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Psyber » Thu May 17, 2018 7:50 pm

An acquaintance of mine keeps offering to give me his elderly Rottweiler so that he can move into a unit in a group with a "no dogs" rule, because he knows I'm fond of dogs and get on with it. Nice dog to visit and occasionally pat, but elderly dogs get sick and expensive, and Rotties slobber all over you...

I feel sympathy for both of them, but intend to continue to politely decline the offer.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Wedgie » Thu May 17, 2018 8:01 pm

I'm stoked my missus dog doesn't slobber in the slightest. I slobber more! :lol:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby johntheclaret » Fri May 18, 2018 10:17 am

Wedgie wrote:I'm stoked my missus dog doesn't slobber in the slightest. I slobber more! :lol:

Bwahahaha ;)
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Spargo » Fri May 18, 2018 10:27 am

Having a fellow poster on this site (whom I previously hadn’t met) pull along side me on Henley Beach Rd this morning & introduce himself.
He actually seems like a half decent bloke in person... ;)
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby johntheclaret » Fri May 18, 2018 10:36 am

Spargo wrote:Having a fellow poster on this site (whom I previously hadn’t met) pull along side me on Henley Beach Rd this morning & introduce himself.
He actually seems like a half decent bloke in person... ;)

How’d he know it was you, or was he just randomly doing a George Michael thing :D
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Spargo » Fri May 18, 2018 10:43 am

johntheclaret wrote:
Spargo wrote:Having a fellow poster on this site (whom I previously hadn’t met) pull along side me on Henley Beach Rd this morning & introduce himself.
He actually seems like a half decent bloke in person... ;)

How’d he know it was you, or was he just randomly doing a George Michael thing :D


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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Fri May 18, 2018 10:47 am

Spargo wrote:Having a fellow poster on this site (whom I previously hadn’t met) pull along side me on Henley Beach Rd this morning & introduce himself.
He actually seems like a half decent bloke in person... ;)


Half decent? Get ******.

:lol:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Fri May 18, 2018 10:51 am

Booney wrote:
Spargo wrote:Having a fellow poster on this site (whom I previously hadn’t met) pull along side me on Henley Beach Rd this morning & introduce himself.
He actually seems like a half decent bloke in person... ;)


Half decent? Get ******.

:lol:

Bwahahaha :D
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby amber_fluid » Fri May 18, 2018 10:55 am

Spargo wrote:Having a fellow poster on this site (whom I previously hadn’t met) pull along side me on Henley Beach Rd this morning & introduce himself.
He actually seems like a half decent bloke in person... ;)


Didn’t your mum teach you not to talk to strangers or weirdos............. ;)
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Footy Chick » Fri May 18, 2018 11:04 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:
Booney wrote:
Spargo wrote:Having a fellow poster on this site (whom I previously hadn’t met) pull along side me on Henley Beach Rd this morning & introduce himself.
He actually seems like a half decent bloke in person... ;)


Half decent? Get ******.

:lol:

Bwahahaha :D


How did you know it was him then? ;)
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Corona Man » Fri May 18, 2018 11:13 am

Booney wrote:
Spargo wrote:Having a fellow poster on this site (whom I previously hadn’t met) pull along side me on Henley Beach Rd this morning & introduce himself.
He actually seems like a half decent bloke in person... ;)


Half decent? Get ******.

:lol:

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Fri May 18, 2018 11:31 am

Corona Man wrote:
Booney wrote:
Spargo wrote:Having a fellow poster on this site (whom I previously hadn’t met) pull along side me on Henley Beach Rd this morning & introduce himself.
He actually seems like a half decent bloke in person... ;)


Half decent? Get ******.

:lol:

Skoda collides with courier van?

Skoda was looking to purchase something from the back of the van...

I assume there was a bet on tomorrows Roos v GWS match....
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Fri May 18, 2018 11:37 am

Hey Skoda....did you think Courier man was in a food coma....he looked like it when I saw him hogging a spot outside a hudsons....
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Corona Man » Fri May 18, 2018 11:38 am

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Hey Skoda....did you think Courier man was in a food coma....he looked like it when I saw him hogging a spot outside a hudsons....

I’m amazed he makes any deliveries in his day.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Fri May 18, 2018 11:47 am

Corona Man wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Hey Skoda....did you think Courier man was in a food coma....he looked like it when I saw him hogging a spot outside a hudsons....

I’m amazed he makes any deliveries in his day.


There was stuff in his van that had "Feb 2016" printed on it.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Fri May 18, 2018 11:48 am

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Hey Skoda....did you think Courier man was in a food coma....he looked like it when I saw him hogging a spot outside a hudsons....


He looked content, yes.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby am Bays » Fri May 18, 2018 12:35 pm

News.com.au reporting on the Cement truck "sh!tting" itself yesterday on Marion rd: http://www.news.com.au/national/south-australia/a-cement-truck-has-dropped-its-load-on-marion-rd-leaving-ankle-deep-cement-and-traffic-delays-in-its-wake/news-story/835ec4542dbde73ddac8f46757e91a4f

A CEMENT truck has had an unfortunate accident, spilling its load across several lanes of a main road.
Just after 3.20pm on Thursday emergency services were called to the corner of Main South Rd and Marion Rd after reports of a cement truck “dropping” its load on to the road.
Ankle-deep cement has covered the southbound lanes of Marion Rd, with a lane of northbound traffic also closed.
It is understood several tonnes of cement have been dropped by the stricken truck outside a fast food restaurant.
The clean-up effort is expected to take several hours.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby heater31 » Fri May 18, 2018 1:08 pm

am Bays wrote:News.com.au reporting on the Cement truck "sh!tting" itself yesterday on Marion rd: http://www.news.com.au/national/south-australia/a-cement-truck-has-dropped-its-load-on-marion-rd-leaving-ankle-deep-cement-and-traffic-delays-in-its-wake/news-story/835ec4542dbde73ddac8f46757e91a4f

A CEMENT truck has had an unfortunate accident, spilling its load across several lanes of a main road.
Just after 3.20pm on Thursday emergency services were called to the corner of Main South Rd and Marion Rd after reports of a cement truck “dropping” its load on to the road.
Ankle-deep cement has covered the southbound lanes of Marion Rd, with a lane of northbound traffic also closed.
It is understood several tonnes of cement have been dropped by the stricken truck outside a fast food restaurant.
The clean-up effort is expected to take several hours.
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