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Booney wrote:

Footy Chick wrote:

Booney wrote:Never having been a cat person I had to laugh last week when I arrived from from Sydney to young Archie. If you don't laugh you'll cry type set up.

Alright! It's SA Footy Official now - but still not FB official.

This means you must almost luff him

Hasn't shat on the floor yet so he can stay.

Well, if you're basing him being allowed to stay on what he's done (or not done) on the floor, you should've kicked young Boon out years ago

Footy Chick wrote:

Booney wrote:

Footy Chick wrote:

Booney wrote:Never having been a cat person I had to laugh last week when I arrived from from Sydney to young Archie. If you don't laugh you'll cry type set up.

Alright! It's SA Footy Official now - but still not FB official.

This means you must almost luff him

Hasn't shat on the floor yet so he can stay.

Well, if you're basing him being allowed to stay on what he's done (or not done) on the floor, you should've kicked young Boon out years ago

I did, he found his way home though.

The SANFL forum.

Booney wrote:

Footy Chick wrote:

Booney wrote:Never having been a cat person I had to laugh last week when I arrived from from Sydney to young Archie. If you don't laugh you'll cry type set up.

Alright! It's SA Footy Official now - but still not FB official.

This means you must almost luff him [emoji813] [emoji38]

Hasn't shat on the floor yet so he can stay.

Well someone vomited on the floor and got to stay.....would need to be a lot of shit [emoji6]

Booney wrote:The SANFL forum.

Well you did load the gun.

johntheclaret wrote:

Booney wrote:The SANFL forum.

Well you did load the gun.

There's potential for an adult discussion as to why but, alas, not in that forum so I've deleted the post ( quotes remain ) and I won't be going into the SANFL forum other than to read from here on in. I won't be bothering to post in there again.

A bloke goes to a fancy dress party dressed in just his underwear and a woman strapped to his back.

The host greets him at the door and asks "What are you meant to be?"

"I'm a turtle" he replies

"OK, I don't quite get it but what's with the woman?"

"That's Michelle"

Bloke goes to the circus for a job interview as a contortionist.

"Are you flexible?" the owner asks.

"Well, I can't do Thursdays"

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A woman goes to the doctor :

"I've been taking steroids and I've grown a dick"

"Anabolic?"

"No, just a dick"

Booney wrote:A woman goes to the doctor :

"I've been taking steroids and I've grown a dick"

"Anabolic?"

"No, just a dick"

"Chappelli, How's that Russian female bodybuilder with the ol' jatz cracker popping out of the trunks....

I tell you what makes me laugh, women who wear high heels that have them resembling someone on stilts such is the altitude from which they teeter.

A lady "ran" across Henley Beach Road in front of me this morning in a set of heels that should have a warning label on them "Caution - Over head cables".

Booney wrote:I tell you what makes me laugh, women who wear high heels that have them resembling someone on stilts such is the altitude from which they teeter.

A lady "ran" across Henley Beach Road in front of me this morning in a set of heels that should have a warning label on them "Caution - Over head cables".

I don't get it. Mrs HH3 always has to have a heel. Even on boots, etc. When I know we're going somewhere not suitable for that, I say "wear your flats".

She always wears her heels, and we always have an argument because Im a prick of a bloke and have to tell her "I told you so" when she realises she should have worn her flats.

HH3 wrote:
I don't get it. Mrs HH3 always has to have a heel. Even on boots, etc. When I know we're going somewhere not suitable for that, I say "wear your flats".

She always wears her heels, and we always have an argument because Im a prick of a bloke and have to tell her "I told you so" when she realises she should have worn her flats.

The wife wore heels to the trots one night, got there and one snapped, we sent her daughter home to get another set only to find an couple of hours later she snapped another one, opposite foot thank god so she had to wear odd shoes for the remainder of the night as the daughter was going home and not returning.

The irony was that we were there to watch her dads horses so we had to stay and they were originally from Broken Hill.

Booney wrote:I tell you what makes me laugh, women who wear high heels that have them resembling someone on stilts such is the altitude from which they teeter.

A lady "ran" across Henley Beach Road in front of me this morning in a set of heels that should have a warning label on them "Caution - Over head cables".

Recently at one of our sites a woman wore heels, must have been her 1st time, as walking down a corridor she almost completely tumbled over!!! Then she sheepishly looks around to see if anyone saw!!

Booney wrote:I tell you what makes me laugh, women who wear high heels that have them resembling someone on stilts such is the altitude from which they teeter.

A lady "ran" across Henley Beach Road in front of me this morning in a set of heels that should have a warning label on them "Caution - Over head cables".

We have one here, wears ridiculous heels and walks like a newly born calf. You'd love to stick a mirror in front of her so she can see how silly she looks.

Footy Chick wrote:

Booney wrote:I tell you what makes me laugh, women who wear high heels that have them resembling someone on stilts such is the altitude from which they teeter.

A lady "ran" across Henley Beach Road in front of me this morning in a set of heels that should have a warning label on them "Caution - Over head cables".

We have one here, wears ridiculous heels and walks like a newly born calf. You'd love to stick a mirror in front of her so she can see how silly she looks.

It's hilarious when they come wobbling in.

HH3 wrote:

Footy Chick wrote:

Booney wrote:I tell you what makes me laugh, women who wear high heels that have them resembling someone on stilts such is the altitude from which they teeter.

A lady "ran" across Henley Beach Road in front of me this morning in a set of heels that should have a warning label on them "Caution - Over head cables".

We have one here, wears ridiculous heels and walks like a newly born calf. You'd love to stick a mirror in front of her so she can see how silly she looks.

It's hilarious when they come wobbling in.

Thinking they look spectacular when they really just look ridiculous.

Footy Chick wrote:We have one here, wears ridiculous heels and walks like a newly born calf. You'd love to stick a mirror in front of her so she can see how silly she looks.

I like when they're in ridiculous sized heels, and they have to run - then they truly look like a new born calf - half squat position, hunched over, legs spread, feet moving flat (no pushing off on toes/landing on heels).. kinda moving like they've got a big poo sitting in their knickers!

The Bedge wrote:

Footy Chick wrote:We have one here, wears ridiculous heels and walks like a newly born calf. You'd love to stick a mirror in front of her so she can see how silly she looks.

I like when they're in ridiculous sized heels, and they have to run - then they truly look like a new born calf - half squat position, hunched over, legs spread, feet moving flat (no pushing off on toes/landing on heels).. kinda moving like they've got a big poo sitting in their knickers!

Uncomfy?

Lightning McQueen wrote:

The Bedge wrote:

Footy Chick wrote:We have one here, wears ridiculous heels and walks like a newly born calf. You'd love to stick a mirror in front of her so she can see how silly she looks.

I like when they're in ridiculous sized heels, and they have to run - then they truly look like a new born calf - half squat position, hunched over, legs spread, feet moving flat (no pushing off on toes/landing on heels).. kinda moving like they've got a big poo sitting in their knickers!

Uncomfy?

What, the shoes or that post? It sure made me uncomfortable

johntheclaret wrote:What, the shoes or that post? It sure made me uncomfortable

His shoes.