Things that make you laugh

[Footy Chick]

Lucky you're not a woodville supporter, or it would be a pecker on your pecker

[Wedgie]

Lucky you're not a woodville supporter, or it would be a pecker on your pecker

Foghorn Leghorn >>>>>>> Woody Woodpecker

[mighty_tiger_79]

Found out last night that our 2yr old lab takes a toy to a small gap in the fence where our neighbours daughters (3 x 6 and under) all happily throw the plastic red bone for her to chase....

Yet with us, she does the typical "i want you to throw the ball/toy, but i dont wanna give it to you"

[Booney]

Sir Paul McCartney made mention he and John Lennon once masturbated together, a very funny man on Twitter came up with this "response" from Liam Gallagher. ******* funny.

[Bum Crack]

Sir Paul McCartney made mention he and John Lennon once masturbated together, a very funny man on Twitter came up with this "response" from Liam Gallagher. ******* funny.

I just read that in his accent too lol

[Corona Man]

Noticing that Morrell was logged into the site... presumably while his missus drove him to Port Hughes

[Booney]

Noticing that Morrell was logged into the site... presumably while his missus drove him to Port Hughes

[Lightning McQueen]

Two made me laugh moments last night.

Turning right off of Port Wakefield Road on to Montague Road and noticed the sequence was out of whack, seemed strange, we went another complete rotation and still had not got a turn so I pulled out and turned on to Churchill Road North to get across. Got to the intersection and noticed both cars at the front of each queue were about a car length from the big white line, yep, they all missed another rotation, IDIOTS! And they were both cursing.

Watching the dogs on sky racing and there was a dog paying $1.15, one announcer said "$1.15 is far too short for me to have a punt, I wouldn't even bet on the sun coming up tomorrow at them odds" I found it funny.

[mighty_tiger_79]

Two made me laugh moments last night.

Turning right off of Port Wakefield Road on to Montague Road and noticed the sequence was out of whack, seemed strange, we went another complete rotation and still had not got a turn so I pulled out and turned on to Churchill Road North to get across. Got to the intersection and noticed both cars at the front of each queue were about a car length from the big white line, yep, they all missed another rotation, IDIOTS! And they were both cursing.

Watching the dogs on sky racing and there was a dog paying $1.15, one announcer said "$1.15 is far too short for me to have a punt, I wouldn't even bet on the sun coming up tomorrow at them odds" I found it funny.

Good ole Jason Lincoln by the sounds of it. Has a horrible strike rate when tipping on air!

[Lightning McQueen]

Two made me laugh moments last night.

Turning right off of Port Wakefield Road on to Montague Road and noticed the sequence was out of whack, seemed strange, we went another complete rotation and still had not got a turn so I pulled out and turned on to Churchill Road North to get across. Got to the intersection and noticed both cars at the front of each queue were about a car length from the big white line, yep, they all missed another rotation, IDIOTS! And they were both cursing.

Watching the dogs on sky racing and there was a dog paying $1.15, one announcer said "$1.15 is far too short for me to have a punt, I wouldn't even bet on the sun coming up tomorrow at them odds" I found it funny.

Good ole Jason Lincoln by the sounds of it. Has a horrible strike rate when tipping on air!

Dog was Nangar Gift @ Dubbo race 4.

[Dutchy]

Going to the prelim final to do some research on one specific team for the GF, only for them to get beaten by 10 goals and not score a goal for the whole game

[Corona Man]

Going to the prelim final to do some research on one specific team for the GF, only for them to get beaten by 10 goals and not score a goal for the whole game

Makes for an easy report to match committee!

[Corona Man]

The Collingwood supporters at my work all convincing each other they will get past Richmond on Friday night

The guy in the office next to mine is a Melbourne supporter, he asked me what its like to be a Hawthorn fan, spending time in the wilderness, and said that Clarko's game plan just doesn't stand up in September. I asked if he could lend me a map of said "wilderness", after 53 years your mob must know it like the back of your hand.

[The Bedge]

said that Clarko's game plan just doesn't stand up in September.

26 finals, 16 wins @ 61.5%, 4x Premierships, 5x Grand Finals.. yup, it's a horrid game plan.

[Brodlach]

In fairness (and over his career it’s a stupid comment) his recent finals appearances haven’t been great

[Brodlach]

Not funny for the person involved but driving to work a jogger being swooped by a magpie in the south parklands . I had tears rolling down my cheeks

[Booney]

Not funny for the person involved but driving to work a jogger being swooped by a magpie in the south parklands . I had tears rolling down my cheeks

[Brodlach]

Vicious bastards. Might be an omen for Friday

[Dutchy]

Not funny for the person involved but driving to work a jogger being swooped by a magpie in the south parklands . I had tears rolling down my cheeks

Saw one at Campbelltown Oval years ago swooping a poor young boundary umpire, poor kid was so scared but couldn't run away

[Lightning McQueen]

Saw one at Campbelltown Oval years ago swooping a poor young boundary umpire, poor kid was so scared but couldn't run away

I had a freshly shaved scone years back as we had a Sunday training session at Kilburn Oval in preparation of a GF at that venue the following week, got out my car took two steps and thought someone had chucked a handful of rocks at me, this thing beaked me about 10 times in a few seconds and left me with blood pissing out of my head.

Got out of training though.