Things that make you laugh

[Pseudo]

Saw one at Campbelltown Oval years ago swooping a poor young boundary umpire, poor kid was so scared but couldn't run away

I had a freshly shaved scone years back as we had a Sunday training session at Kilburn Oval in preparation of a GF at that venue the following week, got out my car took two steps and thought someone had chucked a handful of rocks at me, this thing beaked me about 10 times in a few seconds and left me with blood pissing out of my head.

Got out of training though.

Should've painted eyes on the back of yer bonce.

[Lightning McQueen]

Should've painted eyes on the back of yer bonce.

Should've worn a propeller hat, it was pretty funny for the onlookers apparently seeing me get an air raid from the red baron unexpectedly.

[Lightning McQueen]

Chick at work took a sickie Friday and it had been discovered that she went to the music festival thing in Sydney with a factory employee.

Anyway, she then sends her manager a text yesterday saying how ill she still is and that she hopes no one in the office catches it, follows it up with another sickie today, she has had more sickies this year than what the 4 of us in our area have had put together since we've been here.

She'll have no certificate and will come in and enter it as annual leave upon her return.

[The Bedge]

How has she still got a job?

[Lightning McQueen]

How has she still got a job?

Because her manager is full of hot air, doesn't mind continually bagging her to me but does nothing about it when it comes to the crunch.

I said to them yesterday when they came over to vent "I don't wanna hear it, you created it".

[carey]

How has she still got a job?

Because her manager is full of hot air, doesn't mind continually bagging her to me but does nothing about it when it comes to the crunch.

I said to them yesterday when they came over to vent "I don't wanna hear it, you created it".

Would you bang her?

[Lightning McQueen]

Would you bang her?

Na.

[carey]

Would you bang her?

Na.

Her boss might want too?

[The Bedge]

Would you bang her?

Na.

Would carey?

[Booney]

Would you bang her?

Na.

Would carey?

You meant "carey would", yeah?

[Lightning McQueen]

Her boss might want too?

Her boss has a snatch.

Pretty sure a couple of others have.

[Corona Man]

Her boss might want too?

Her boss has a snatch.

Pretty sure a couple of others have.

Strap on anyone?

[Lightning McQueen]

Would you bang her?

Na.

Would carey?

Refer Booney's post.

[The Bedge]

The new guy firing shots at carey

So with this logic Richmond lose this week?????

How can this logic work for richmond when it isnt the grand final! Go be stupid on another forum!

[Lightning McQueen]

The new guy firing shots at carey

So with this logic Richmond lose this week?????

How can this logic work for richmond when it isnt the grand final! Go be stupid on another forum!

He doesn't realise he's only 12 beers away from being cannon fodder.

[JK]

Listening to AA (rate event, but business Time of footy season).

Lol Rowey isn’t the sharpest tool and ya can tell how frustrated Bickley gets

[amber_fluid]

Listening to AA (rate event, but business Time of footy season).

Lol Rowey isn’t the sharpest tool and ya can tell how frustrated Bickley gets

He's certainly a tool though.

[Dutchy]

Listening to AA (rate event, but business Time of footy season).

Lol Rowey isn’t the sharpest tool and ya can tell how frustrated Bickley gets

Yep, Bicks must take some deep breaths in there, its only a matter of time until Rowey says something stupid or incorrect and gets the boot. He has said some racist stuff in the past that has been very borderline.

[JK]

Listening to AA (rate event, but business Time of footy season).

Lol Rowey isn’t the sharpest tool and ya can tell how frustrated Bickley gets

Yep, Bicks must take some deep breaths in there, its only a matter of time until Rowey says something stupid or incorrect and gets the boot. He has said some racist stuff in the past that has been very borderline.

Yeah he said something last night like "Frock Off" and Bicks covered him up quickly. Harmless enough comment to most of us, but you know in this day and age some are gonna ark up at some point.

[Sheik Yerbouti]

An Eagles bloke on 'Fans of SANFL' Facebook page trying to organize all the Torrens people to block the gates to the Chooks supporters.
Hint- When rocking the tank top on your profile don't photoshop your daughters arms on it.