SA Footy

Good news. After training everyone wants to go the pub for a quick one so you tag along and knock a couple back.

Bad news. Driving home, a breatho appears before you on the main road.

Good news. The turnoff to your house is the sidestreet immediately in front of the breatho.

Bad news. They've got a single copper waiting around the first right turn.

Good news. He's already servicing a customer so you can drive straight past

Past experience tells me that two pints wouldn't put me over the limit after a workout, but all the same it's nice to give the breathoes the slip

thats 3 goods and only 2 bads - thats a win in anyones language

Did you toot, smile and wave on the way past?

I always wave when I pass the fuzz.

Good news, four beers in four hours at a mates 20th, work tomorrow
Bad news, coz i'm driving, gotta drive people to pub.
Good news, roads seem pretty empty
Bad news, except the glaringly obvious breatho that i somehow failed to see
Good news, i've only had a few
Bad news, how much is a few?
Good news, i know the cop with the breathalyser
Bad news, his gaping grin tells me on on the verges of 0.05 or more.
Good news, he just says catch up, i drive off
Bad news, Really sweaty palms.
Close call.
Never again.