SA Footy

A little "get to know you" game...

JUST TWO THINGS


Two Names You Go By:
1 FC
2. That Bitch


Two Things You Are Wearing Right Now:
1. Sunnies
2. Bra

Two things you have or want in a relationship.
1. money
2. big willie


Two of your favourite things to do.
1. watch footy
2. veg out


Two Things You Want Very Badly At The Moment:
1. hee hee….
2. A good lotto win

Two things you did last night:
1. the dishes
2. fed the animals

Two people you Last Talked To:
1. Some stupid customer
2. The Boss

Things you're doing tomorrow:
1 Work
2 Meeting Barrie Robran

Two longest car rides:
1. Cairns
2. Melbourne

Two Favourite Holidays
1. Tassie
2. Airlie Beach


Two Favourite Beverages
1. Glass o’ chardy
2. Can o’ Jim

Two Things you may not have known about me. . . .
1. I am a guest panellist on the ch.31 footy show

2. I can carry a schooner of beer between my breasts

Two jobs I have had:
1. The abuse line at Telstra
2. Bar chick at Footy Park

Two Movies I would watch over and over:
1 Stand by Me (seen it over 200 times)
2 Bring it On

Two places I have lived:
1. Adelaide
2. Horsham

Two of my Favourite Foods:
1. Kabana
2. Surf ‘n turf


Two places I'd rather be right now:
1. anywhere but work
2. on an island, with a cocktail...

Falcon Chick wrote:A little "get to know you" game...

Two things you have or want in a relationship.
1. money
2. big willie

You can get some surgery perhaps...

SJABC wrote:

Falcon Chick wrote:A little "get to know you" game...

Two things you have or want in a relationship.
1. money
2. big willie

You can get some surgery perhaps...

I thought she meant David Wildy...

SJABC wrote:

Falcon Chick wrote:A little "get to know you" game...

Two things you have or want in a relationship.
1. money
2. big willie

You can get some surgery perhaps...

why would I need surgery???

Two Names You Go By:
1 Macca
2. Stu

Two Things You Are Wearing Right Now:
1. Reading glasses
2. Shoes

Two things you have or want in a relationship:
1. Freedom
2. Respect

Two of your favourite things to do:
1. Walking with Mrs smac
2. Run around with the kids

Two Things You Want Very Badly At The Moment:
1. A ute
2. My old man to retire

Two things you did last night:
1. Visited parents
2. Grocery shopping

Two people you Last Talked To:
1. A mate
2. A travel agent

Things you're doing tomorrow:
1 Work
2 Pub lunch with mates

Two longest car rides:
1. Mooloolaba (QLD)
2. Glasgow - Paris & return

Two Favourite Holidays:
1. smac's World tour 2004
2. smac's Ski trip 2007

Two Favourite Beverages:
1. Glenfiiddich 18yo Scotch Whiskey
2. Ice cold beer on a hot day

Two Things you may not have known about me:

1. I can tip 1 litre of drink down my throat in about 10 seconds (made for some messy nights on the grog)
2. I was a witness at the Snowtown murders trial

Two jobs I have had:
1. Butcher
2. Record shop assistant

Two Movies I would watch over and over:
1 Star Wars original trilogy
2 Elf

Two places I have lived:
1. Adelaide
2. Paisley (Scotland)

Two of my Favourite Foods:
1. Mexican
2. BBQ Chicken

Two places I'd rather be right now:
1. Home with the smacs
2. At the footy

Falcon Chick wrote:

SJABC wrote:

Falcon Chick wrote:A little "get to know you" game...

Two things you have or want in a relationship.
1. money
2. big willie

You can get some surgery perhaps...

why would I need surgery???

To get a big willie

SJABC wrote:

Falcon Chick wrote:

SJABC wrote:

Falcon Chick wrote:A little "get to know you" game...

Two things you have or want in a relationship.
1. money
2. big willie

You can get some surgery perhaps...

why would I need surgery???

To get a big willie

But big Willie has just moved to the sydney roosters...................are you moving to Bondi FC?

Two Names You Go By:
1 JK
2. Jase


Two Things You Are Wearing Right Now:
1. Boxer shorts
2. Moustache

Two things you have or want in a relationship.
1. Her sister
2. Extra Leave passes


Two of your favourite things to do.
1. Whiskers on Kittens
2. Brown Paper Packages Tied Up With String
These are a few of my favourite things


Two Things You Want Very Badly At The Moment:
1. Colleague to vacate the mens room
2. 5pm

Two things you did last night:
1. I don't think she would like being referred to as a thing
2. Played Poker

Two people you Last Talked To:
1. Customer
2. The colleague hogging the mens room

Things you're doing tomorrow:
1 Lawn Bowls
2 Quiet Beer

Two longest car rides:
1. Gold Coast
2. Coming back from Gold Coast

Two Favourite Holidays
1. Adelaide Cup Day
2. Australia Day


Two Favourite Beverages
1. Pale Ale
2. Jamo's Irish Whiskey

Two Things you may not have known about me. . . .
1. I won my final round on Wheel Of Fortune with "Florence Nightingale"
2. I can play "The Lone Ranger" tune on my teeth with a pen

Two jobs I have had:
1. IT
2. Woolies mopper

Two Movies I would watch over and over:
1 Pulp fiction
2 Road Trip

Two places I have lived:
1. West Lakes
2. Fulham

Two of my Favourite Foods:
1. BBQ
2. Seafood


Two places I'd rather be right now:
1. A pub
2. In bed

Two Names You Go By:
1 Dirko
2. Dooshbag

Two Things You Are Wearing Right Now:
1. Watch
2. Shorts

Two things you have or want in a relationship.
1. have = Mrs SJABC
2. want = Mrs SJABC - nude

Two of your favourite things to do.
1. Play with Jnr SJABC'c
2. Cook

Two Things You Want Very Badly At The Moment:
1. The kids to be quite (headache I'll still be up for it Mrs SJABC)
2. A decent vacuum cleaner (mine has just shat itself)

Two things you did last night:
1. Celebrated sjabC first Birthday
2. Ate fairy bread

Two people you Last Talked To:
1. Daughter
2. Mum from school

Things you're doing tomorrow:
1 Taking the daughter dancing
2 Stripping the beds and cleaning the sheets

Two longest car rides:
1. Brisbane
2. Darwin

Two Favourite Holidays
1. Vietnam
2. Thailand - Krabi the favourite spot

Two Favourite Beverages
1. Nepanthe Pinot Noir
2. Schofferhoffer Weis COLD in a glass

Two Things you may not have known about me. . . .
1. I am a stay at home Dad
2. I can whistle at 121 decibels which WAS about 3 off the WORLD record.

Two jobs I have had:
1. Trolley Boy
2. Airfreight manager

Two Movies I would watch over and over:
1 Star Wars
2 Beverly Hills Cop

Two places I have lived:
1. Canberra
2. Panorama

Two of my Favourite Foods:
1. Thai Green Chicken curry
2. Goldon North lime Icecream


Two places I'd rather be right now:
1. Hoi An - Vietnam
2. Mauritius (one of my other favourite holiday spots)

JUST TWO THINGS


Two Names You Go By:
1 REB
2. Glum

Two Things You Are Wearing Right Now:
1. A Shoe
2. Another Shoe

Two things you have or want in a relationship.
1. Peace
2. Quiet

Two of your favourite things to do.
1. Nothing
2. Drink


Two Things You Want Very Badly At The Moment:
1. Shag that hot girl who works in records
2. A Geelong Premiership. This eight week drought is killing me

Two things you did last night:
1. the dishes
2. fed the animals bloody hell the same as Fashion Chick.

Two people you Last Talked To:
1. Myself
2. The Devil

Things you're doing tomorrow:
1 Same shit as I did today
2 Going for a walk in the Switch with my dark perving glasses on

Two longest car rides:
1. Syd to Adel
2. Adel to Alice

Two Favourite Holidays
1. Going to Melbourne to watch footy
2. Avoiding housework at home while Mrs REB goes to the office


Two Favourite Beverages
1. Vodka Red Bull
2. Beer

Two Things you may not have known about me. . . .
1. I moved to Qld because I am a serial killer and the Cops were getting a bit too close.

2. I have resumed my hobby and have a stash of corpses in a disused Ipswich Mine. I used real blood and bone on my garden.

Two jobs I have had:
1. Shitkicker
2. Shitkicker's assistant

Two Movies I would watch over and over:
1 The Warriors
2 Animal House

Two places I have lived:
1. Adelaide
2. Ipswich

Two of my Favourite Foods:
1. Pasta
2. Pizza but it's too bloody fattening for a middle aged git like me to eat


Two places I'd rather be right now:
1. Lords, watching us belt the Poms
2. Let loose in a Harem

Two Names You Go By:
1 JAS
2. Jacks


Two Things You Are Wearing Right Now:
1. Thick sweater...it's 6C and falling
2. Knicks

Two things you have or want in a relationship.
1. Honesty
2. Consideration


Two of your favourite things to do.
1. Listen to footy
2. MMORPG's


Two Things You Want Very Badly At The Moment:
1. hee hee too
2. Premium bonds to win the million

Two things you did last night:
1. Switched on the dishwasher
2. Watched TV

Two people you Last Talked To:
1. He who can do no wrong
2. Stupid bint who called to do a 'survey' at 6pm

Things you're doing tomorrow:
1 Messing around online
2 Hunter gathering at the supermarket

Two longest car rides:
1. Amman to Petra in Jordan
2. Does cycling from Margate to Land's End for charity count

Two Favourite Holidays
1. Jordan...as an independant travelling ie not stuck with a tour group
2. River cruise from St Petersberg to Moscow (planning to replace this with Adelaide in the future )


Two Favourite Beverages
1. Grenache...whilst eating raspberries...amazing
2. Coopers Pale Ale

Two Things you may not have known about me. . . .
1. I met and spoke to Mother Teresa
2. I once out drank a Navy rugby team...I managed 17 cans (albeit small cans and a long time ago )

Two jobs I have had:
1. Royal Air Force
2. Errrrr....started the above at 17 and took early retirement at 40.

Two Movies I would watch over and over:
1 Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead
2 Galaxy Quest (god knows why)

Two places I have lived:
1. Ipswich...the original one in England
2. Falkland Islands (twice)

Two of my Favourite Foods:
1. Medium rare steak...must still have some fat on it too
2. Pizza with anchovies


Two places I'd rather be right now:
1. Anywhere warmer than this
2. Watching the Leg win a GF

Regards
JAS

Two Names You Go By:
1. Boxhead
2. Headbox


Two Things You Are Wearing Right Now:
1. Jeans
2. Socks

Two things you have or want in a relationship.
1. Freedom
2. Cash

Two of your favourite things to do.
1. Get Drunk
2. Party


Two Things You Want Very Badly At The Moment:
1. X - Lotto
2. Sleep

Two things you did last night:
1. Wrecked my knee
2. Watched TV

Two people you Last Talked To:
1. The ol man
2. My mate

Things you're doing tomorrow:
1 Appointment @ the Doc for my knee
2 Waking up

Two longest car rides:
1. Melbourne
2. Darwin

Two Favourite Holidays
1. Gold Coast Footy Trip
2. Sydney Footy Trip


Two Favourite Beverages
1. Jim Beam
2. Ruski Black

Two Things you may not have known about me. . . .
1. My parents call me Boxhead
2. My Grand parents call me Boxhead

Two jobs I have had:
1. Inghams Chickens
2. Masrac Plastics

Two Movies I would watch over and over:
1. Blow ft Johnny Depp
2. Scarface

Two places I have lived:
1. Mates couch on a weekend
2. Paralowie

Two of my Favourite Foods:
1. KFC
2. Chicken Shnitzel with lemon juice


Two places I'd rather be right now:
1. Bed
2. Gold Coast

Two Names You Go By:
1. Cennals
2. Smithy

Two Things You Are Wearing Right Now:
1. Socks
2. shoes

Two things you have or want in a relationship.
1. Fun
2. Friendship

Two of your favourite things to do.
1. Watch football
2. See live music

Two Things You Want Very Badly At The Moment:
1. A new job
2. Food

Two things you did last night:
1. Cleaned
2. Had dinner with friends

Two people you Last Talked To:
1. Girl I work with
2. Guy I work with

Things you're doing tomorrow:
1 Job interview
2 Voting in the election

Two longest car rides:
1. Adelaide to Rockhampton
2. Adelaide to Gold Coast

Two Favourite Holidays
1. 2007 Cricket World Cup in the Caribbean
2. 3 months backpacking through Europe in 2003

Two Favourite Beverages
1. Beer
2. Magners

Two Things you may not have known about me. . . .
1. I don't like mushrooms
2. I’m not a male

Two jobs I have had:
1. At a radio station
2. The shit hole I'm in at the moment

Two Movies I would watch over and over:
1. Ferris Buellers Day Off
2. The Goonies

Two places I have lived:
1. Lockleys
2. London

Two of my Favourite Foods:
1. Indian
2. Chips with mayonnaise, sauce and mushy peas

Two places I'd rather be right now:
1. Vietnam
2. Prague

Two things
A little "get to know you" game...

JUST TWO THINGS

Two Names You Go By:
1. Psyber
2. Sir!

Two Things You Are Wearing Right Now:
1. Thick track pants and top
2. Cat - attached to Left arm.

Two things you have or want in a relationship.
1. humour
2. brains

Two of your favourite things to do.
1. ride exciting things
2. swim

Two Things You Want Very Badly At The Moment:
1. freedom - coming in 2008
2. out of here - ditto

Two things you did last night:
1. read computer magazines
2. sat around as an adjustable cushion for the cat.

Two people you Last Talked To:
1. Staff
2. Wife

Things you're doing tomorrow:
1. Work
2. more work

Two longest car rides:
1. Adelaide to Sydney via northern Victoria
2. Sydney to Adelaide via northern NSW

Two Favourite Holidays
1. Borneo
2. Flinders Ranges

Two Favourite Beverages
1. Moet & Chandon Brut Rose Champagne
2. Benedictine

Two Things you may not have known about me. . . .
1. Was once interviewed by ASIO.
2. Went out with a Mosad agent. [Ididn't know she was at the time.]

Two jobs I have had:
1. Bus conductor.
2. Selling fine China and Crystal.

Two Movies I would watch over and over:
1. none
2. none

Two places I have lived:
1. Adelaide
2. Melbourne

Two of my Favourite Foods:
1. Filet Miignon
2. Pork Chops

Two places I'd rather be right now:
1. Europe
2. International Space Station

Two names you go by:
1. Roderick
2. ALF

Two Things You Are Wearing Right Now:
1. Shorts
2. Socks

Two things you want or have in a relationship
1. An understanding person
2. A patient person

Two of your favourite things to do
1. Play Cars or Thomas The Tank Engine with my son
2. Have a beer, watching any footy with mates

Two Things you want very badly at the moment
1. Not to have to go to work in half hour
2. To have house packed up and clean to move next week

Two things you did last night
1. Worked
2. More work

Two people you last taked to
1. Mrs Brod
2. Stupid removal company lady

Things Youre doing tomorrow
1. Cleaning the bathroom
2. Gardening aboout 6am (before the heat and FLIES)

Two longest car rides
1. Port Hedland to Perth
2. Adelaide to Sydney

Two favourite holidays
1. Sydney Olympics 2000
2. New Zealand

Two Favourite Beverages
1. Beer
2. Red Bulls

Two things you may not know about me
1. Ive not lived in Adelaide since 2001, but are moving back next week
2. I worked at the Sydney olympics

Two jobs Ive had
1. Meat cleanup boy at supermarket
2. Indoor cricket umpire

Two movies I would watch over and over
1. Lock, Stock And Two Smoking Barrels
2. Bad Eggs

Two Places Ive lived
1. Katherine NT
2. Port Hedland WA

Two of my favourite food
1. Fettucine Carbonara
2. Anything on a BBQ
(no wonder Im a fat bast**d)

Two places Id rather be now
1. Adelaide Oval (watching Boofs last match)
2. With my family in SA

Two names you go by:
1. Heater
2. Will

Two Things You Are Wearing Right Now:
1. Footy jumper (I know its summer)
2. shorts

Two things you want or have in a relationship
1. Stability
2. humour

Two of your favourite things to do
1. Lounge about the place
2. see number 1

Two Things you want very badly at the moment
1. Exams to finish
2. Finish University

Two things you did last night
1. Cricket Training
2. put the garbage out

Two people you last taked to
1. The stupid woman on the idiot box*
2. Labor election adds f**k off you lying pr**ks

Things Youre doing tomorrow
1. Study
2. Cricket training

Two longest car rides
1. My house to Mum & Dad's house
2. Mum & Dad's house to My House

Two favourite holidays
1. annual fishing trip
2. Hobart

Two Favourite Beverages
1. Beer
2. Whisky

Two things you may not know about me
1. I have faced Australian Spinner in waiting Dan Cullen in the nets (I didn't hit any of them)
2. I can use eating utensils either right hand or left hand

Two jobs Ive had
1. Blockhead at the grain Silos
2. Construction labourer

Two movies I would watch over and over
1. Lock, Stock And Two Smoking Barrels
2. Sin City

Two Places Ive lived
1. Tumby Bay
2. Richmond

Two of my favourite food
1. Steak
2. Seafood


Two places Id rather be now
1. On holidays
2. Fishing

Well, why not....

Two Names You Go By:
1 Pseudo (obviously)
2. Anglais (on a different board)

Two Things You Are Wearing Right Now:
1. socks
2. knickers

Two things you have or want in a relationship.
1. one big tit
2. another big tit

Two of your favourite things to do.
1. watch the Bays - ideally from Snout's Hill
2. reading on the train

Two Things You Want Very Badly At The Moment:
1. chalk up another "hee hee" since I haven't been allowed near the missus for 9 months
2. no fighting at Christmas

Two things you did last night:
1. slept right in the middle of the bed!
2. put the daughter to bed

Two people you Last Talked To:
1. 'er indoors
2. a lass with whom I train

Things you're doing tomorrow:
1 visiting the missus and newborn in hospital
2 calling births deaths & marriages to fix the blunder I made on the newborn's birth registration form.

Two longest car rides:
1. Adelaide to Canberra (over a long 40 degree day, including a car breakdown and getting lost. Never again)
2. Adelaide to Sydney (over several days)

Two Favourite Holidays
1. Western Europe
2. Tasmania

Two Favourite Beverages
1. BEER in general
2. Laphroaig single malt scotch

Two jobs I have had:
1. Trolley collector at a supermarket
2. Maths tutor

Two Movies I would watch over and over:
1 Bad Boy Bubby
2 The Rocky Horror Picture Show

Two places I have lived:
1. Glenelg
2. Plympton

Two of my Favourite Foods:
1. Green curry chicken
2. My mum's spinach pie

Two places I'd rather be right now:
1. Paris. C'est une ville que j'aime fort!
2. at the footy!

Two Names You Go By:
1 Smithy
2. Bloody idiot!

Two Things You Are Wearing Right Now:
1. visy jacket (it's 8 degrees)
2. safety boots

Two things you have or want in a relationship.
1. laughter
2. leave passes

Two of your favourite things to do.
1. fishing
2. cricket

Two Things You Want Very Badly At The Moment:
1. debt free
2. beer......bloody night shifts !

Two things you did last night:
1. worked
2. played MAME whilst meant to be working

Two people you Last Talked To:
1. produce truck driver
2. the Mrs......see ya in the morning

Things you're doing tomorrow:
1 sleeping
2 christmas shopping

Two longest car rides:
1. Adelaide to Darwin
2. Adelaide to Crib Point

Two Favourite Holidays
1. Darwin
2. Kangaroo Island as a kid

Two Favourite Beverages
1. Old Lion Czech Pilsener (probably don't brew it anymore)
2. Coke

Two Things you may not have known about me. . . .
1. Ermmmm not much....I had a secret security clearance..
2. I like beer

Two jobs I have had:
1. SCRIBE in the RAN
2. Quarantine Inspector

Two Movies I would watch over and over:
1 Life of Brian
2 Star Wars

Two places I have lived:
1. Novar Gardens
2. Noarlunga

Two of my Favourite Foods:
1. Seafood
2. Anything from my BBQ

Two places I'd rather be right now:
1. In bed
2. On a jetty

Two Names You Go By:
1. Lloydy
2. Booney

Two Things You Are Wearing Right Now:
1. Shorts
2. Shoes

Two things you have or want in a relationship.
1. Jennifer Hawkins
2. A longer leash

Two of your favourite things to do.
1. Answer 1 above
2. Not work

Two Things You Want Very Badly At The Moment:
1. Both answer 1's above
2. My car rebuild to be finished (1968 XT Falcon)

Two things you did last night:
1.Fed the cat/dog/budgie
2. Had a beer at the pub (well 2 actually)

Two people you Last Talked To:
1.Little Mr.Boon
2. Little Miss Boon

Things you're doing tomorrow:
1. Going to "Smoke on the Water" record attempt
2. Work...

Two longest car rides:
1. Adelaide-Melbourne
2. Above

Two Favourite Holidays
1. Cairns
2. Cairns

Two Favourite Beverages
1. Beer,Coopers
2. Lemon,Lime and Bitters in tall glass on hot day

Two Things you may not have known about me. . . .
1. Once got questioned by police for assaulting a 3ft tall garden gnome,and letter boxes.
2. Never had a cup of tea in my life

Two jobs I have had:
1. Bludger
2. Warehouse Supervisor (same job!)

Two Movies I would watch over and over:
1. My Wedding video
2. PAFC 04

Two places I have lived:
1. Adelaide
2. ^^

Two of my Favourite Foods:
1. Morton Bay bugs
2. Blue swimmer crabs

Two places I'd rather be right now:
1. Cow Bay (Cape Tribulation,Daintree Rain forrest)
2. Back at school,knowing what I know now.

JUST TWO THINGS


Two Names You Go By:
1 Chop
2. Rob

Two Things You Are Wearing Right Now:
1. Shoes
2. Jocks

Two things you have or want in a relationship.
1. Fun
2. Nice breasts


Two of your favourite things to do.
1. Footy
2. Fishing


Two Things You Want Very Badly At The Moment:
1. For our new house to be started !
2. For my eldest daughter to listen to what she is told !(she is 5, thinks she is 15 !!!)

Two things you did last night:
1. Went to my Mum and Dad's for tea
2. Went for a run

Two people you Last Talked To:
1. My youngest daughter
2. Storeman at work

Things you're doing tomorrow:
1 Work
2 Going out for dinner, House Of Chow

Two longest car rides:
1. Sydney
2. Melbourne

Two Favourite Holidays
1. Bali
2. Sydney


Two Favourite Beverages
1. Toohey's Extra Dry
2. Wild Turkey

Two Things you may not have known about me. . . .
1. I have 2 beautiful daughters, and a lovely wife !
2. We are currently living at my mother-in-laws !!!

Two jobs I have had:
1. Sales Rep
2. Deliver driver

Two Movies I would watch over and over:
1 Top Gun (And have !!!)
2 Pulp Fiction

Two places I have lived:
1. Port Adelaide
2. West Lakes

Two of my Favourite Foods:
1. A good chicken or veal parmi !!!
2. King George whiting. with salad and chips


Two places I'd rather be right now:
1. Sitting out on a boat, in St Vincent Gulf
2. on an island, with a cocktail...