SA Footy

The inside back cover of the Mail has a gossip column, and this week talks about a "hunky TV sports type who believes he could win the gold medal for Australia is being a pants man was an Olympic Sport and is a legend in his own mind" being "outed by a former flame" for his, ah, bedroom wear?

All due respects to Mark Aiston, there only seem to be around three others locally that come to mind in this one - any ideas (bearing in mind legal issues!!!)