Tiolet question for men only

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Are you supposed to stand on the grill or not?

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Tiolet question for men only

Postby Rushby Hinds » Thu Jan 10, 2008 4:05 pm

OK


Was in a public urinal (at a restaurant) last weekend, one of my sons asked me the question and i did not know.


Was going to take a photo then realised I could get arrested.


You know how some urinals in pubs/clubs etc have a metal grill that overhangs the urinal ( like a cattle grid).


A quick survey since then has shown the answers are split.
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Re: Tiolet question for men only

Postby smac » Thu Jan 10, 2008 4:21 pm

I have always thought they were there to stand on - much better than standing in a puddle of pee.

The toughest job with smac jr is teaching him to aim correctly. He aims to high and creates too much splashback - not someone you want to stand next to at the urinal. :shock:
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Re: Tiolet question for men only

Postby TigerBoss » Thu Jan 10, 2008 4:22 pm

Nice spelling Rushby...Tiolets are red...Tiolets are blue...

A toilet topic...really!!! Is that you Dasher?

Is this conversation really only about urinals, or are you fascinated with three-skins too?
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Re: Tiolet question for men only

Postby Pseudo » Thu Jan 10, 2008 4:30 pm

Depends if you're trying to do number ones or number twos... :twisted:
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Re: Tiolet question for men only

Postby Wedgie » Thu Jan 10, 2008 6:24 pm

Of course you're supposed to, when I see someone standing back from it I wonder if they're loopy or not.
Why else would it be there? To stop people stealing the lollies? :lol:
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Re: Tiolet question for men only

Postby Rushby Hinds » Thu Jan 10, 2008 7:05 pm

Wedgie wrote:Of course you're supposed to, when I see someone standing back from it I wonder if they're loopy or not.
Why else would it be there? To stop people stealing the lollies? :lol:



You're not supposed to steal the lollies? :oops: :oops: :oops:
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Re: Tiolet question for men only

Postby Dutchy » Thu Jan 10, 2008 8:02 pm

Does our new toilet behind Snout Hill have grills?
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Re: Tiolet question for men only

Postby smac » Thu Jan 10, 2008 8:03 pm

Hopefully, otherwise the lollies won't last long...
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Re: Tiolet question for men only

Postby Dirko » Thu Jan 10, 2008 9:12 pm

Dutchy wrote:Does our new toilet behind Snout Hill have grills?


More importantly does the grills have a toilet ?
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Re: Tiolet question for men only

Postby TroyGFC » Thu Jan 10, 2008 9:25 pm

I normally stand off of grill, too many other ppl have urinated on it before hand.
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Re: Tiolet question for men only

Postby Wedgie » Thu Jan 10, 2008 9:48 pm

TroyGFC wrote:I normally stand off of grill, too many other ppl have urinated on it before hand.

Only because people stand off the grill and piss on it! MORONS! :evil:
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Re: Tiolet question for men only

Postby Psyber » Thu Jan 10, 2008 10:31 pm

TroyGFC wrote:I normally stand off of grill, too many other ppl have urinated on it before hand.

Don't you worry about that, they have probably done it on the floor as well. :wink:
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Re: Tiolet question for men only

Postby Andy #24 » Fri Jan 11, 2008 12:08 am

TroyGFC wrote:I normally stand off of grill, too many other ppl have urinated on it before hand.


Exactly right buddy. I thought it was there so the last little bit of weak as piss piss that just drips out could go in the trough while still maintaining enough distance to avoid splashback.
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Re: Tiolet question for men only

Postby johntheclaret » Fri Jan 11, 2008 4:45 am

Dutchy wrote:Does our new toilet behind Snout Hill have grills?


Yeah, only you call it a BBQ. :wink:
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Re: Tiolet question for men only

Postby Booney » Fri Jan 11, 2008 6:31 am

The grill is for standing,and for those who miss,how old do you have to be before you get it right?
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Re: Tiolet question for men only

Postby rod_rooster » Fri Jan 11, 2008 10:33 am

Depends. If i'm wearing thongs i'll stand as far back as possible. You never realise how much you p1ss on your feet till you wear thongs :lol:
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Re: Tiolet question for men only

Postby Punk Rooster » Fri Jan 11, 2008 10:47 am

SJABC wrote:
Dutchy wrote:Does our new toilet behind Snout Hill have grills?


More importantly does the grills have a toilet ?

more importantly, willl the toilets be monitored for "unsavoury behaviour"?
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Re: Tiolet question for men only

Postby johntheclaret » Fri Jan 11, 2008 10:52 am

Punk Rooster wrote:
SJABC wrote:
Dutchy wrote:Does our new toilet behind Snout Hill have grills?


More importantly does the grills have a toilet ?

more importantly, willl the toilets be monitored for "unsavoury behaviour"?

More importantly, are they combustable :wink:
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Re: Tiolet question for men only

Postby Dirko » Fri Jan 11, 2008 11:43 am

Punk Rooster wrote:
SJABC wrote:
Dutchy wrote:Does our new toilet behind Snout Hill have grills?


More importantly does the grills have a toilet ?

more importantly, willl the toilets be monitored for "unsavoury behaviour"?


Only when North play... :wink:
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Re: Tiolet question for men only

Postby bayman » Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:34 pm

i know pr stands back but that is because he is a horse
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