Things that make you laugh

[MW]

Albo mansplaing to the woman who organised the DV rally in Canberra … has the spacial awareness of Justin Koschitzke.

What exactly did he mansplain?
I dont normally make it a habit to defend a politician, but ironically I will mansplain the situation from what i saw and understood. he was sitting in the crowd watching with his MPs as he was asked by the ringleader not to speak at the event. Then he was goaded to go up on stage, then waited in the background. Then the ring leader (dont know her name) asked the crowd, should he speak or not about Albo, to which they wanted him to speak. She then turns to him with confusion, and he says "I am the prime minister" as in I am not some knob from the street. The tears after they disagreed if he was invited to speak or not was ridiculous, clearly someone is lying but we will never know which one.

This thing has been blown way out of proportion.

[Eagles2014]

Albo mansplaing to the woman who organised the DV rally in Canberra … has the spacial awareness of Justin Koschitzke.

What exactly did he mansplain?
I dont normally make it a habit to defend a politician, but ironically I will mansplain the situation from what i saw and understood. he was sitting in the crowd watching with his MPs as he was asked by the ringleader not to speak at the event. Then he was goaded to go up on stage, then waited in the background. Then the ring leader (dont know her name) asked the crowd, should he speak or not about Albo, to which they wanted him to speak. She then turns to him with confusion, and he says "I am the prime minister" as in I am not some knob from the street. The tears after they disagreed if he was invited to speak or not was ridiculous, clearly someone is lying but we will never know which one.

This thing has been blown way out of proportion.

I thought she (the organiser) came out of it looking terrible personally, just trying to stitch up the PM.

[MW]

Not sure how shutting out the pollies helps your cause when it is their policies that are needed to improve protection against DV

[dedja]

[Jimmy_041]

[dedja]

I said to my missus this morning … happy mother of our children day

To which she said … I could have been a mother without you

[amber_fluid]

I said to my missus this morning … happy mother of our children day

To which she said … I could have been a mother without you

Did ya missus get this card from the kids?

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[dedja]

[Wedgie]

Dopey me, browsing through Facebook while watching the footy. I see on FB that the Crows drew with Brisbane, I thought FoxFooty had stuffed up as there was still 10 mins left in the game and it was posted 12 mins ago.
Somehow I must have clicked back on the browser with foxtel on during the game and didn't realise I was 20 mins behind. Missus thought it was hillarious as she'd finish watching the game in the lounge before cooking tea.

Anyway I'm about to enjoy watching the last 5 mins, at least I know it will be close!

[Dutchy]

I watched the 1st half, then hit record as we headed out to dinner with the family, told them all I don't want to know the result so I could watch it when I got home as it was a cracking game....only for the kid at the next table to yell out, the crows had a draw!

[MW]

The defence argument from the murder case of that elderly couple murdered while camping. Defendant claiming the gun accidentally went off in a struggle with the male victim, shooting his partner in the head. Then male victim 'attacks' the alleged murderer, but in the struggle the knife accidentally drives into the victims chest.

Give me a break.