Things that make you laugh

[LMA]

Corona sales in America falling by 26% in the last month.

Stupid 'Mericans

If only it was called Mcdonaldvirus.

[Jim05]

Corona sales in America falling by 26% in the last month.

Stupid 'Mericans

Maybe they are smart!
Has to be close to the worst beer on the planet

[Spargo]

Corona sales in America falling by 26% in the last month.

Stupid 'Mericans

Maybe they are smart!
Has to be close to the worst beer on the planet

Sex in a canoe... F#cking close to water.

[Dutchy]

Corona sales in America falling by 26% in the last month.

Stupid 'Mericans

Stupid 'Mericans?

We're buying up enough shit paper to keep our arses clean until the next century.

My lad did a shift at Woolies tonight and they are all out of shit paper and dog food!

[Magellan]

Corona sales in America falling by 26% in the last month.

Stupid 'Mericans

Stupid 'Mericans?

We're buying up enough shit paper to keep our arses clean until the next century.

My lad did a shift at Woolies tonight and they are all out of shit paper and dog food!

So either the coronavirus has genuinely caused panic buying, or there are some really clever pooches out there.

[Lightning McQueen]

My lad did a shift at Woolies tonight and they are all out of shit paper and dog food!

Woolies are putting a 4 pack limit as of today.

[Spargo]

My lad did a shift at Woolies tonight and they are all out of shit paper and dog food!

Woolies are putting a 4 pack limit as of today.

No doubt it will be enforced like the baby formula is...

[Lightning McQueen]

Had to leave work early yesterday, I got in heaps early and had stayed back Friday and Monday, I do far more hours than I get paid for anyway.

On my way out a chick asks where am I going, I pretended I didn't hear her as I told the two people that my absence affected what was going on.

As soon as I left the building she quizzed them and was told not to worry about it as I had everything sorted 24 hours ahead and the factory is going to run without any hiccups.

Half an hour later my manager walks by so she stops him and asks where am I and why did I need to leave the office? He had no idea of what was going on which enraged her even more, at least 8 colleagues have told me how much of an idiot she made of herself in front of everybody, especially with an attendance record as poor as hers.

I just went up to her with a leave form and asked if she could approve it, everyone heard, she went bright red and kept saying what's this about? I don't get the joke.

[Lightning McQueen]

My lad did a shift at Woolies tonight and they are all out of shit paper and dog food!

Woolies are putting a 4 pack limit as of today.

No doubt it will be enforced like the baby formula is...

How disgraceful does that look? I'd destroy the tins if I ever witnessed it.

[Corona Man]

Seeing the A team is on top of his game!

[Lightning McQueen]

Seeing the A team is on top of his game!

I knew exactly what you would have been referring to, leopards.

[Jim05]

My lad did a shift at Woolies tonight and they are all out of shit paper and dog food!

Woolies are putting a 4 pack limit as of today.

I’ve got my supply covered

[Armchair expert]

I thought it was bs but woolies Hilton have been cleared out of tp

[LMA]

I thought it was bs but woolies Hilton have been cleared out of tp

Don't need TP if you limit your poo zone to home. Sh!t, part and shower.

[Spargo]

I thought it was bs but woolies Hilton have been cleared out of tp

Don't need TP if you limit your poo zone to home. Sh!t, part and shower.

The ol’ waffle stomp.

[LMA]

I thought it was bs but woolies Hilton have been cleared out of tp

Don't need TP if you limit your poo zone to home. Sh!t, part and shower.

The ol’ waffle stomp.

Never heard that one before

[Spargo]

I thought it was bs but woolies Hilton have been cleared out of tp

Don't need TP if you limit your poo zone to home. Sh!t, part and shower.

The ol’ waffle stomp.

Never heard that one before

Share house stories, good lord.
I could start a thread...

[RB]

I thought it was bs but woolies Hilton have been cleared out of tp

I took the very last one at Coles Unley today.

It was weird because it's the one I usually buy, and it was half price.

I hadn't even intended to buy any as I came in and I definitely have no intention of stockpiling the stuff.

It was just lying there with the special ticket almost asking me to take it. Eerie stuff.

[woodublieve12]

literally none of the symptons suggests that you need toilet paper... Laughable

[Footy Chick]

I know, i'd semi understand if toilet paper was made in china and we weren't going to get any delivered for a couple of months - but it's made in Millicent, FFS!

The even funnier thing is people stock buying long life milk.

As far as I know, cows cant get corona virus, what's wrong with the normal stuff?