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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby MW » Fri Nov 19, 2021 3:31 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:Chick at work always yapping to me about her boot camp, gym and hiking regime's.

All good and I try to be supportive but love, you've whacked on at least 6 kegs in the last couple of months, I'm calling BS.


I know the types. They'll go for a 'hike' that does not get the heart rate above 80bpm, then post it on socials while having an iced coffee and donut wondering why they are not losing weight.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Fri Nov 19, 2021 3:35 pm

MW wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Chick at work always yapping to me about her boot camp, gym and hiking regime's.

All good and I try to be supportive but love, you've whacked on at least 6 kegs in the last couple of months, I'm calling BS.


I know the types. They'll go for a 'hike' that does not get the heart rate above 80bpm, then post it on socials while having an iced coffee and donut wondering why they are not losing weight.

She is just so vain in general, she is so fake, says "good morning lovely", I'm far from lovely!!!!

She doesn't walk into the office in the morning, she makes a grand entrance.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby tipper » Fri Nov 19, 2021 3:42 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
MW wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Chick at work always yapping to me about her boot camp, gym and hiking regime's.

All good and I try to be supportive but love, you've whacked on at least 6 kegs in the last couple of months, I'm calling BS.


I know the types. They'll go for a 'hike' that does not get the heart rate above 80bpm, then post it on socials while having an iced coffee and donut wondering why they are not losing weight.

She is just so vain in general, she is so fake, says "good morning lovely", I'm far from lovely!!!!

She doesn't walk into the office in the morning, she makes a grand entrance.
Im so calling you lovely next time we catch up, lol

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Fri Nov 19, 2021 3:46 pm

tipper wrote:Im so calling you lovely next time we catch up, lol

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Wedgie » Fri Nov 19, 2021 4:09 pm

Her name's not Claudia is it? We had a young chick here who called everyone lovelies.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Fri Nov 19, 2021 4:20 pm

Wedgie wrote:Her name's not Claudia is it? We had a young chick here who called everyone lovelies.

No, but we call her Priscilla.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby amber_fluid » Fri Nov 19, 2021 4:22 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
MW wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Chick at work always yapping to me about her boot camp, gym and hiking regime's.

All good and I try to be supportive but love, you've whacked on at least 6 kegs in the last couple of months, I'm calling BS.


I know the types. They'll go for a 'hike' that does not get the heart rate above 80bpm, then post it on socials while having an iced coffee and donut wondering why they are not losing weight.

She is just so vain in general, she is so fake, says "good morning lovely", I'm far from lovely!!!!

She doesn't walk into the office in the morning, she makes a grand entrance.



Don’t be so modest mate.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Fri Nov 19, 2021 4:24 pm

amber_fluid wrote:

Don’t be so modest mate.
You’ve got a lovely head for radio

I'm just waiting for my sock modelling career to launch.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Corona Man » Fri Nov 19, 2021 4:44 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
MW wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Chick at work always yapping to me about her boot camp, gym and hiking regime's.

All good and I try to be supportive but love, you've whacked on at least 6 kegs in the last couple of months, I'm calling BS.


I know the types. They'll go for a 'hike' that does not get the heart rate above 80bpm, then post it on socials while having an iced coffee and donut wondering why they are not losing weight.

She is just so vain in general, she is so fake, says "good morning lovely", I'm far from lovely!!!!

She doesn't walk into the office in the morning, she makes a grand entrance.

Clearly she wants you mate… send her a dick pic…apparently that’s how you chat birds up now..
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Mon Nov 22, 2021 8:33 am

Corona Man wrote:Clearly she wants you mate… send her a dick pic…apparently that’s how you chat birds up now..

She's only human.

There would be less than no chance of that, every time we go to a function she opens up with "Can you please get the first round, I need to rush to the ladies, I'll have a French Champagne thanks".

I can only ever recall her using her card once and that's because I pretty much made her after sinking down a shitload of various Big Shed beers.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Mon Nov 22, 2021 8:51 am

Booked hard rubbish collection for today.

Put out anything that looked like furniture or had steel in it on Saturday, probably around a standard pallet 1.2 x 1.2 x 1.2 high. By Saturday night it was less than half that size.

3:30am Sunday morning someone is going through the scraps, I look out the blinds as they throw a vacuum, an old kiddies car seat and a mirror from their boot onto the pile. 8:30 Sunday I go out there, the vacuum and the car seat are both gone. :lol:

Chuck another heap out yesterday afternoon, shit, basically, old fence sheets from when we did the pool and replaced sheets, some lattice work, a mangled bike frame, old scooter etc Leaving for work this morning a bloke is loading most of the tin / steel into a trolley.

By the time I go have a coffee at The Pear and go back past home the pile would now be less than a boot load of shit.

I reckon I've put out at least 2 6x4 cage trailer loads and all they'll pick up is about a boot full.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Mon Nov 22, 2021 9:32 am

Booney wrote:Booked hard rubbish collection for today.

Put out anything that looked like furniture or had steel in it on Saturday, probably around a standard pallet 1.2 x 1.2 x 1.2 high. By Saturday night it was less than half that size.

3:30am Sunday morning someone is going through the scraps, I look out the blinds as they throw a vacuum, an old kiddies car seat and a mirror from their boot onto the pile. 8:30 Sunday I go out there, the vacuum and the car seat are both gone. [emoji38]

Chuck another heap out yesterday afternoon, shit, basically, old fence sheets from when we did the pool and replaced sheets, some lattice work, a mangled bike frame, old scooter etc Leaving for work this morning a bloke is loading most of the tin / steel into a trolley.

By the time I go have a coffee at The Pear and go back past home the pile would now be less than a boot load of shit.

I reckon I've put out at least 2 6x4 cage trailer loads and all they'll pick up is about a boot full.
Yep, I remember years ago putting stuff out for hard rubbish and people in their cars slam on the brakes to get hold of broken household goods and asking if they can take it....
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Brodlach » Mon Nov 22, 2021 9:59 am

Once had a guy help we bring stuff from my backyard as he wanted stuff. Stayed about an hour
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Dutchy » Mon Nov 22, 2021 10:29 am

Is cashing in scrap metal worthwhile?

I have an old steel trampoline, heavy as ****, plus a outdoor heater that no longer works and now the oven has shat itself, if it would be worthwhile Ill go cash it in, but if its under $200 someone else can do it
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Mon Nov 22, 2021 10:34 am

Dutchy wrote:Is cashing in scrap metal worthwhile?

I have an old steel trampoline, heavy as ****, plus a outdoor heater that no longer works and now the oven has shat itself, if it would be worthwhile Ill go cash it in, but if its under $200 someone else can do it


Steel ranges from 15-20c per kg.

Who will you get to do it? :lol:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Jimmy_041 » Mon Nov 22, 2021 10:34 am

Booney wrote:Booked hard rubbish collection for today.

Put out anything that looked like furniture or had steel in it on Saturday, probably around a standard pallet 1.2 x 1.2 x 1.2 high. By Saturday night it was less than half that size.

3:30am Sunday morning someone is going through the scraps, I look out the blinds as they throw a vacuum, an old kiddies car seat and a mirror from their boot onto the pile. 8:30 Sunday I go out there, the vacuum and the car seat are both gone. :lol:

Chuck another heap out yesterday afternoon, shit, basically, old fence sheets from when we did the pool and replaced sheets, some lattice work, a mangled bike frame, old scooter etc Leaving for work this morning a bloke is loading most of the tin / steel into a trolley.

By the time I go have a coffee at The Pear and go back past home the pile would now be less than a boot load of shit.

I reckon I've put out at least 2 6x4 cage trailer loads and all they'll pick up is about a boot full.


It's probably all on Gumtree now
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby amber_fluid » Mon Nov 22, 2021 10:35 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:
Corona Man wrote:Clearly she wants you mate… send her a dick pic…apparently that’s how you chat birds up now..

She's only human.

There would be less than no chance of that, every time we go to a function she opens up with "Can you please get the first round, I need to rush to the ladies, I'll have a French Champagne thanks".

I can only ever recall her using her card once and that's because I pretty much made her after sinking down a shitload of various Big Shed beers.



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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby am Bays » Mon Nov 22, 2021 1:23 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
Corona Man wrote:Clearly she wants you mate… send her a dick pic…apparently that’s how you chat birds up now..

She's only human.

There would be less than no chance of that, every time we go to a function she opens up with "Can you please get the first round, I need to rush to the ladies, I'll have a French Champagne thanks".

I can only ever recall her using her card once and that's because I pretty much made her after sinking down a shitload of various Big Shed beers.


I'd do one of two things:
1. I'd get her a red tin, and say "I know you said French champagne but I'd thought I'd get you something better"

or get her a glass of Carrington brut and tell her "Carrington is French for Champagne..."
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby The Bedge » Mon Nov 22, 2021 1:30 pm

Booney wrote:Booked hard rubbish collection for today.

When i was a kid, my best mate and I used to walk around and find stuff then try and sell it to family or neighbors for a couple of dollars :lol:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Mon Nov 22, 2021 1:46 pm

am Bays wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Corona Man wrote:Clearly she wants you mate… send her a dick pic…apparently that’s how you chat birds up now..

She's only human.

There would be less than no chance of that, every time we go to a function she opens up with "Can you please get the first round, I need to rush to the ladies, I'll have a French Champagne thanks".

I can only ever recall her using her card once and that's because I pretty much made her after sinking down a shitload of various Big Shed beers.


I'd do one of two things:
1. I'd get her a red tin, and say "I know you said French champagne but I'd thought I'd get you something better"

or get her a glass of Carrington brut and tell her "Carrington is French for Champagne..."


Not worth putting up with the whining for the remainder of the night, I just make myself scarce at the first opportunity and move my table card to a place where I'll most enjoy the evening before everyone arrives to check theirs.
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