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[HH3]

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[HH3]

Not trying to offend anyone that is religious, but some of the stuff in the Bible is a bit on the xxx rated side.

Ezekiel 23:19-20

19 Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

[Failed Creation]

Not trying to offend anyone that is religious, but some of the stuff in the Bible is a bit on the xxx rated side.

Ezekiel 23:19-20

19 Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

Judges 19 is pretty ****** up too.

[mighty_tiger_79]

Not trying to offend anyone that is religious, but some of the stuff in the Bible is a bit on the xxx rated side.

Ezekiel 23:19-20

19 Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

there should be a mini-series based on all this!!!

[Footy Chick]

Not trying to offend anyone that is religious, but some of the stuff in the Bible is a bit on the xxx rated side.

Ezekiel 23:19-20

19 Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

Why are you reading the bible?

[mighty_tiger_79]

Not trying to offend anyone that is religious, but some of the stuff in the Bible is a bit on the xxx rated side.

Ezekiel 23:19-20

19 Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

Why are you reading the bible? [/quote]


im guessing he wants to find out who this Oh GOD fella is that his missus calls out too

[HH3]

Not trying to offend anyone that is religious, but some of the stuff in the Bible is a bit on the xxx rated side.

Ezekiel 23:19-20

19 Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

Why are you reading the bible?

Trying to enlighten myself to the Lords divine ways....by the looks of this though, its just gonna make my perverted mind even worse!

(saw it on Lamebook)

[HH3]

Not trying to offend anyone that is religious, but some of the stuff in the Bible is a bit on the xxx rated side.

Ezekiel 23:19-20

19 Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

Why are you reading the bible? [/quote]


im guessing he wants to find out who this Oh GOD fella is that his missus calls out too

Trust me, Im not good enough at it to make her call out anything

[Footy Chick]

except Hurry up

[Squids]

I am note sure who Ezekiel is talking about they sound like a total slut, she was defiled by the Babylonians in 23:16

[mighty_tiger_79]

:shock:

I am note sure who Ezekiel is talking about they sound like a total slut, she was defiled by the Babylonians in 23:16

she was a prostitute after all

[HH3]

except Hurry up

I was gonna write that, but then realised I dont need much hurrying up.....if ya know what I mean.....

[mighty_tiger_79]

isn't there a nasal spray for that?

[HH3]

Anywhoooo.....how crazy's that Bible verse.....

[Spargo]

I predict a few Safooty posters may be struck down by lightening in the not too distant future......

[Squids]

I predict a few Safooty posters may be struck down by lightening in the not too distant future......

Would of happened long ago if it was going to happen.

[mighty_tiger_79]

I predict a few Safooty posters may be struck down by lightening in the not too distant future......

Would of happened long ago if it was going to happen.

thankgod the aliens saved us

[Squids]

I predict a few Safooty posters may be struck down by lightening in the not too distant future......

Would of happened long ago if it was going to happen.

thankgod the aliens saved us

Aliens existing pretty much exposes religion as a load of bullshit which it is as aliens are real!!!!

[Footy Chick]

Can you keep your alien bullshit in your stupid alien thread.







Please .

[Squids]

Can you keep your alien bullshit in your stupid alien thread.







Please .

No, if others are allowed to pollute my thread then I am allowed to discuss aliens in other threads. That is fair in my opinion.