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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Wed Aug 19, 2020 10:45 am

cracka wrote:When people comment on something with defiantly instead of definitely.
It defiantly have a laugh at that. :D

As a spelling nazi I can relate, then/than does my bonce in too.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Magellan » Wed Aug 19, 2020 11:36 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:
cracka wrote:When people comment on something with defiantly instead of definitely.
It defiantly have a laugh at that. :D

As a spelling nazi I can relate, then/than does my bonce in too.

I'm also a grammar fascist, I can't stand "would of " instead of "would have." I see it bloody everywhere, and it makes my eyes ache.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Bum Crack » Wed Aug 19, 2020 11:37 am

Magellan wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
cracka wrote:When people comment on something with defiantly instead of definitely.
It defiantly have a laugh at that. :D

As a spelling nazi I can relate, then/than does my bonce in too.

I'm also a grammar fascist, I can't stand "would of " instead of "would have." I see it bloody everywhere, and it makes my eyes ache.

I say would've.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Magellan » Wed Aug 19, 2020 11:50 am

Bum Crack wrote:
Magellan wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
cracka wrote:When people comment on something with defiantly instead of definitely.
It defiantly have a laugh at that. :D

As a spelling nazi I can relate, then/than does my bonce in too.

I'm also a grammar fascist, I can't stand "would of " instead of "would have." I see it bloody everywhere, and it makes my eyes ache.

I say would've.

Well said. The contraction's a risky thing for some, though, given most people don't know how to use an apostrophe.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Pseudo » Wed Aug 19, 2020 11:57 am

Magellan wrote:Well said. The contraction's a risky thing for some, though, given most people don't know how to use an apostrophe.

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Corona Man » Sun Aug 23, 2020 6:32 pm

There has been a covid outbreak on the set of the masked singer...... oh the irony.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Mon Aug 24, 2020 3:54 pm

A sheila at work asked her boss out loud if she can leave work 45 minutes early so she can go mow her lawns, WTF???
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby The Bedge » Mon Aug 24, 2020 3:54 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:A sheila at work asked her boss out loud if she can leave work 45 minutes early so she can go mow her lawns, WTF???

Well at least she was honest.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Mon Aug 24, 2020 3:57 pm

The Bedge wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:A sheila at work asked her boss out loud if she can leave work 45 minutes early so she can go mow her lawns, WTF???

Well at least she was honest.

Permission granted!!!! Didn't we just have a weekend?

She said she went out twice but forgot to get petrol for her mower and couldn't be bothered making a special trip.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Magellan » Mon Aug 24, 2020 3:58 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:A sheila at work asked her boss out loud if she can leave work 45 minutes early so she can go mow her lawns, WTF???

Sounds like a euphemism for having her quim trimmed.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Mon Aug 24, 2020 4:08 pm

Magellan wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:A sheila at work asked her boss out loud if she can leave work 45 minutes early so she can go mow her lawns, WTF???

Sounds like a euphemism for having her quim trimmed.

Yeah, I asked if she had to trim the hedges.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Magellan » Mon Aug 24, 2020 4:09 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
Magellan wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:A sheila at work asked her boss out loud if she can leave work 45 minutes early so she can go mow her lawns, WTF???

Sounds like a euphemism for having her quim trimmed.

Yeah, I asked if she had to trim the hedges.

You didn't have any Dynamic Lifter for her?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Mon Aug 24, 2020 4:10 pm

Magellan wrote:You didn't have any Dynamic Lifter for her?

Mate, she's thirsty enough as it is, I try not to encourage her.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Magellan » Mon Aug 24, 2020 4:18 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
Magellan wrote:You didn't have any Dynamic Lifter for her?

Mate, she's thirsty enough as it is, I try not to encourage her.

Clay soil, eh? Easy to get bogged when things get damp.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Mon Aug 24, 2020 4:24 pm

Magellan wrote:Clay soil, eh? Easy to get bogged when things get damp.

She's a toucher and has a dirrty mind, we had a work function Friday night and she scared me, I had to make a quick "exit, stage left".
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Magellan » Mon Aug 24, 2020 4:27 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
Magellan wrote:Clay soil, eh? Easy to get bogged when things get damp.

She's a toucher and has a dirrty mind, we had a work function Friday night and she scared me, I had to make a quick "exit, stage left".

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Dutchy » Mon Aug 24, 2020 4:36 pm

Junior footy yesterday, we played a team that had dropped down a division and started dominating ever since, we stuck with them for a quarter and were then well beaten but never gave up all day, their Team Manager post game says "thanks for a good game, until 1/4 time"

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby amber_fluid » Mon Aug 24, 2020 6:24 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
Magellan wrote:Clay soil, eh? Easy to get bogged when things get damp.

She's a toucher and has a dirrty mind, we had a work function Friday night and she scared me, I had to make a quick "exit, stage left".


She exit left too?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Aug 25, 2020 9:46 am

amber_fluid wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Magellan wrote:Clay soil, eh? Easy to get bogged when things get damp.

She's a toucher and has a dirrty mind, we had a work function Friday night and she scared me, I had to make a quick "exit, stage left".


She exit left too?

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby MW » Tue Aug 25, 2020 9:55 am

Dutchy wrote:Junior footy yesterday, we played a team that had dropped down a division and started dominating ever since, we stuck with them for a quarter and were then well beaten but never gave up all day, their Team Manager post game says "thanks for a good game, until 1/4 time"

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