Things that make you laugh

[Booney]

This stupid mother ****.

"It's a great eclipse, I've known this eclipse for a long, long time, let me tell you, it's a great eclipse"



It's at this point an aide yells "Don't look Mr Trump!"

http://www.bbc.com/news/av/world-us-can ... at-the-sun

[am Bays]

This stupid mother ****.

"It's a great eclipse, I've known this eclipse for a long, long time, let me tell you, it's a great eclipse"



It's at this point an aide yells "Don't look Mr Trump!"

http://www.bbc.com/news/av/world-us-can ... at-the-sun

From The Grade Cricketer:

The key to any dropped catch is to immediately look towards the sky, signalling that it was an impossible chance and you "didn't pick it up"

[MW]

I'm surprised Melania didn't look directly at it to deliberately blind herself

[Booney]

I'm surprised Melania didn't look directly at it to deliberately blind herself

She can't look at herself in the mirror, not with any dignity anyway.

[Brodlach]

Tiger Woods leaked nudes. Who would seriously want to see that

[HH3]

Yesterday, the owner talked to me about a conversation he had with a rep here, which was pretty amusing. Apparently I make the rep angry all the time, tell him what to do, yadda yadda. The owner liked what he was hearing.

This morning, that rep bails me up on the way in to tell me how much of a f**kwit the owner is, and leaves out the part about me. Then proceeds to tell me how hard he has it. Apparently the owner wants to know whats going on with his sales. The nerve of the man.

**That thread idea is probably a good idea.

[mighty_tiger_79]

Yesterday, the owner talked to me about a conversation he had with a rep here, which was pretty amusing. Apparently I make the rep angry all the time, tell him what to do, yadda yadda. The owner liked what he was hearing.

This morning, that rep bails me up on the way in to tell me how much of a f**kwit the owner is, and leaves out the part about me. Then proceeds to tell me how hard he has it. Apparently the owner wants to know whats going on with his sales. The nerve of the man.

**That thread idea is probably a good idea.

Also need a hidden camera.....

[HH3]

Yesterday, the owner talked to me about a conversation he had with a rep here, which was pretty amusing. Apparently I make the rep angry all the time, tell him what to do, yadda yadda. The owner liked what he was hearing.

This morning, that rep bails me up on the way in to tell me how much of a f**kwit the owner is, and leaves out the part about me. Then proceeds to tell me how hard he has it. Apparently the owner wants to know whats going on with his sales. The nerve of the man.

**That thread idea is probably a good idea.

Also need a hidden camera.....

If you had my Snapchat, you would receive some goodies from time to time....and lots of cat pics.

[shoe boy]

Arse lickers with no moral conviction

[HH3]

Arse lickers with no moral conviction

Im glad you added the "with no moral conviction" part, coz the first part can be fun with the right person.

[MW]

Yesterday, the owner talked to me about a conversation he had with a rep here, which was pretty amusing. Apparently I make the rep angry all the time, tell him what to do, yadda yadda. The owner liked what he was hearing.

This morning, that rep bails me up on the way in to tell me how much of a f**kwit the owner is, and leaves out the part about me. Then proceeds to tell me how hard he has it. Apparently the owner wants to know whats going on with his sales. The nerve of the man.

**That thread idea is probably a good idea.

Also need a hidden camera.....

If you had my Snapchat, you would receive some goodies from time to time....and lots of cat pics.

I prefer pussy pics

[Booney]

Snapchat.

Hehe.

[Lightning McQueen]

Snapchat.

Hehe.

K

[JK]

Apparently in the South Melbourne v Sorrento FFA Cup game last night, a player was carded for "diving". Said player had actually snapped his Achilles and will miss 9 months. Bet that Ref's feeling good about his position

[Booney]

Apparently in the South Melbourne v Sorrento FFA Cup game last night, a player was carded for "diving". Said player had actually snapped his Achilles and will miss 9 months. Bet that Ref's feeling good about his position

Can't blame the ref, would be my first reaction too.

[Lightning McQueen]

Brought a bed in December and the sides broke, rang the store and told them about it and they asked if I still had the invoice, I didn't so they said they couldn't do anything about it.

The missus and I were out for lunch on Sunday so we stopped in the store with our sad faces on saying we needed an invoice for good purchased in December for insurance purposes to which they happily printed one off immediately no questions asked.

Called them back on Tuesday to which they asked for photo's and an invoice sent through to them, sent them through and the sides have been replaced already, winning, I'm glad I acted wisely rather than losing my shit as I would've in the past.

[Dutchy]

Brought a bed in December and the sides broke, rang the store and told them about it and they asked if I still had the invoice, I didn't so they said they couldn't do anything about it.

The missus and I were out for lunch on Sunday so we stopped in the store with our sad faces on saying we needed an invoice for good purchased in December for insurance purposes to which they happily printed one off immediately no questions asked.

Called them back on Tuesday to which they asked for photo's and an invoice sent through to them, sent them through and the sides have been replaced already, winning, I'm glad I acted wisely rather than losing my shit as I would've in the past.

Just got a new bed, old one was perfect for me by Mrs complained about sore back and it was the beds fault

New one is like sleeping on top of park bench, Mrs loves it and back problems gone....I fkning hate it and am grumpy every day since the purchase.

[HH3]

Brought a bed in December and the sides broke, rang the store and told them about it and they asked if I still had the invoice, I didn't so they said they couldn't do anything about it.

The missus and I were out for lunch on Sunday so we stopped in the store with our sad faces on saying we needed an invoice for good purchased in December for insurance purposes to which they happily printed one off immediately no questions asked.

Called them back on Tuesday to which they asked for photo's and an invoice sent through to them, sent them through and the sides have been replaced already, winning, I'm glad I acted wisely rather than losing my shit as I would've in the past.

Just got a new bed, old one was perfect for me by Mrs complained about sore back and it was the beds fault

New one is like sleeping on top of park bench, Mrs loves it and back problems gone....I fkning hate it and am grumpy every day since the purchase.

Same situation. We had a good bed, Mrs's's's back hurt, got one thats good for her, my back hurts.

[Dutchy]

We gave our old king bed to our teenager, Im seriously considering sleeping with him.

[Footy Chick]

We gave our old king bed to our teenager, Im seriously considering sleeping with him.