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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Magellan » Thu Jun 27, 2019 10:21 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:
carey wrote:

I'd buy a pub and a brothal, with happy hours in both.

That'd keep me busy


I'd just have it as the same establishment.

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu Jun 27, 2019 10:24 am

Trader wrote:I'm with LM on this one, no way I'm quitting work if I won $1m.

Perhaps you guys already have heaps squirrelled away!

What do you think you'll need to spend to be able to live what you consider to be a comfortable lifestyle?
$120,000 a year? Holidays are expensive and without a 9 to 5, you've got a lot of free time to fill in.

I plan on living another 55ish years.
In 55 years time, that $120k now needs to be $470k to maintain the same purchasing power (assuming 2.5% inflation rate).

So how much money do you need to invest now, at an earnings rate of say 5% to maintain the ability to spend the equivalent of $120k in todays dollars for each of the next 55 years? $3,500,000

(NB: this excludes tax considerations, so essentially we are talking $120k per tax yearly income)

Now if you want to buy a new house or other big ticket items in the first year or two, add that on top of the $3.5m you need.

Add in the fact I'll get sucked in by a gold digger or two who cuts the pile in half each time, I recon I need upwards of $15m before I can walk from work.


Even if I won that, I wouldn't quit the next morning. I'd still go into work every second day and run down the 60-ish sick days I've got saved up! haha


Gold :lol:

I'd be the same, fortunately I can't have any more kids, but I wouldn't be telling them that ;)
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu Jun 27, 2019 10:25 am

Magellan wrote:One hand washes the other.

Steak & BJ Day would be like Valentines Day.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu Jun 27, 2019 10:26 am

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Brodlach » Thu Jun 27, 2019 6:19 pm

Dane Swan new Go Fund Me request for $3 million
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Fri Jun 28, 2019 8:59 am

Brodlach wrote:Dane Swan new Go Fund Me request for $3 million


Absolute gold.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Fri Jun 28, 2019 9:10 am

Brodlach wrote:Dane Swan new Go Fund Me request for $3 million

He was meant to be a guest speaker at Elizabeth Football Club last Saturday, rang them on the day to say he couldn't make it and tee'd up Diesel Williams to do it instead, a fair anti-climax, I can't believe that Ricky Nixon was another, how the F*** does that parasite make money from this sort of stuff?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Fri Jun 28, 2019 1:52 pm

The wife and I have decided to go our own way on a few things, I wasn't happy with the financial structure so we scrapped the joint bank account and now worry about our own shit and split the bills etc.
First month in and she gets a $3000 EOFY bonus from work, I said to her when she told me "Geez, I f*****d that up didn't I, I should've waited another month hey" :lol:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Fri Jun 28, 2019 3:07 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:The wife and I have decided to go our own way on a few things, I wasn't happy with the financial structure so we scrapped the joint bank account and now worry about our own shit and split the bills etc.
First month in and she gets a $3000 EOFY bonus from work, I said to her when she told me "Geez, I f*****d that up didn't I, I should've waited another month hey" :lol:


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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Dutchy » Fri Jun 28, 2019 3:26 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:The wife and I have decided to go our own way on a few things, I wasn't happy with the financial structure so we scrapped the joint bank account and now worry about our own shit and split the bills etc.
First month in and she gets a $3000 EOFY bonus from work, I said to her when she told me "Geez, I f*****d that up didn't I, I should've waited another month hey" :lol:


Id be asking to split it, otherwise when I win lotto.......
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Fri Jun 28, 2019 4:12 pm

Dutchy wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:The wife and I have decided to go our own way on a few things, I wasn't happy with the financial structure so we scrapped the joint bank account and now worry about our own shit and split the bills etc.
First month in and she gets a $3000 EOFY bonus from work, I said to her when she told me "Geez, I f*****d that up didn't I, I should've waited another month hey" :lol:


Id be asking to split it, otherwise when I win lotto.......


My winnings are mine nowadays.

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Lightning McQueen wrote:The wife and I have decided to go our own way on a few things, I wasn't happy with the financial structure so we scrapped the joint bank account and now worry about our own shit and split the bills etc.
First month in and she gets a $3000 EOFY bonus from work, I said to her when she told me "Geez, I f*****d that up didn't I, I should've waited another month hey" :lol:


Renegotiate.


Not at all, I don't mind her getting a bit in front, I had to do it tough this month as I didn't know what was happening with my life so I made sure I got right in front of my bills when I got paid.

She owes me some and she's going to buy some clothes and shit for me but moving forward it will be the best thing for us, my tax return is locked and loaded to submit Monday morning so I'll get some extra pocket money for myself.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Dutchy » Mon Jul 01, 2019 1:31 pm

you forget the power of this forums sometimes, and a simple post can ruffle so many feathers within 10 mins of posting. :lol:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby MW » Mon Jul 01, 2019 1:31 pm

Dutchy wrote:you forget the power of this forums sometimes, and a simple post can ruffle so many feathers within 10 mins of posting. :lol:


which one?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Dutchy » Mon Jul 01, 2019 1:33 pm

MW wrote:
Dutchy wrote:you forget the power of this forums sometimes, and a simple post can ruffle so many feathers within 10 mins of posting. :lol:


which one?


gone now, easy to forget a lot of people watch these boards but don't post.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Corona Man » Mon Jul 01, 2019 4:08 pm

Three things today.

1. None of my kiwi customers want to talk about cricket!

2. Picked up a new customer in Lebanon.. told the boss, be ****** if I’m going there!

3. Being asked twice for directions today in Auckland. ****** if I know mate, I gotta gps!
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Tue Jul 02, 2019 9:38 am

https://10daily.com.au/entertainment/tv ... r-20190627

"What do you do?"

"I'm an astrophysicist"

"Really? I'm a Gemini"

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Tue Jul 02, 2019 9:39 am

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Footy Chick » Tue Jul 02, 2019 11:23 am

Booney wrote:https://10daily.com.au/entertainment/tv/a190627whknb/im-a-gemini-introducing-the-ladies-vying-for-this-years-bachelor-20190627

"What do you do?"

"I'm an astrophysicist"

"Really? I'm a Gemini"

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Do you reckon he went back to his room and put a big red line through her name :lol:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Tue Jul 02, 2019 11:25 am

Footy Chick wrote:
Booney wrote:https://10daily.com.au/entertainment/tv/a190627whknb/im-a-gemini-introducing-the-ladies-vying-for-this-years-bachelor-20190627

"What do you do?"

"I'm an astrophysicist"

"Really? I'm a Gemini"

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Do you reckon he went back to his room and put a big red line through her name :lol:


Maybe, maybe not. Might have her pegged to check his breathalyzer. 8)
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