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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby gazzamagoo » Thu Sep 23, 2021 10:15 am

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A few years ago I went into a KFC and bought a small snack that cost $3.85. I gave the teenage girl at the counter who served me a $5 note. She typed in to the register that I had given her $50. She then handed over $46.15 in change to me. I said that I handed over $5 and that you can't give me $46.15 in change. The girl couldn't understand the logic. I went down the path of "you're handing me back more money that what I gave you..." She was still confused. I was tempted to accept the change and run but I had my impressionable primary school aged kids with me and had always imparted the principles of honesty on them. But honesty was losing the battle against stupidity in this case ! Eventually I persuaded her to call over her manager - explained that I can't get $46 change when handing over a $5 note and eventually honesty and logic won the battle !

I went into a sprints one day with a $50 note and asked the dude if he could change it for two 20's and a 10, he declined and told me I had to buy something for him to do it.

They had a drinks fridge there and there was an 80c water so I got that and had the shits on as I handed him the $50 note, the dumb f*** gave me the fifty back plus my $49.20 change, I thanked him and then walked briskly to my car and took off like a shower of shit.

Which Sprints, I'm heading there now, with a hundred dollar note!!
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu Sep 23, 2021 10:30 am

gazzamagoo wrote:Which Sprints, I'm heading there now, with a hundred dollar note!!

Gawler, I have never stepped foot in there since and this was over 20 years ago!!

I had a tight arse uncle that used to scam shopkeepers as he placed his order.

He'd stand there and order his crap with a $20 note visibly in his hand and when he went to pay he'd hand over a $10 note, quite often they'd return change of $20 as they had pre-worked out the change in their head, he was an absolute prick.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby amber_fluid » Thu Sep 23, 2021 12:33 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:The loudest two people here that ramble shit to each other all day every day put a sign up in our work kitchen asking people to keep their voices down in the office.

I asked them if they see the irony in it and they thought I was trying to be funny and sexist.

I sit 10-15 metres away from them and have to wear head phones all day to drown them out, I legitimately am Carol's work colleague.

I move on October 1 so I am counting down the days, hours and minutes!


You changing jobs mate or just moving internally?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Jimmy_041 » Thu Sep 23, 2021 12:42 pm

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Jimmy_041 » Thu Sep 23, 2021 12:46 pm

:lol:

These are nearly as good as the GWS song take offs
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu Sep 23, 2021 1:01 pm

amber_fluid wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:The loudest two people here that ramble shit to each other all day every day put a sign up in our work kitchen asking people to keep their voices down in the office.

I asked them if they see the irony in it and they thought I was trying to be funny and sexist.

I sit 10-15 metres away from them and have to wear head phones all day to drown them out, I legitimately am Carol's work colleague.

I move on October 1 so I am counting down the days, hours and minutes!


You changing jobs mate or just moving internally?

Got a promotion at my current workplace.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby am Bays » Fri Oct 01, 2021 11:17 am

This thread getting locked: http://safooty.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=42867&start=840 :lol: :lol:

Interesting that it was up to nine pages by the Friday of GF week.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Trader » Tue Oct 05, 2021 10:44 am

https://www.instagram.com/the_day_dayne_became_a_man/

Some hack golfer finally broke 80, so his mates set up an account on insta for him and everyone is sending in congratulations messages from all round the world.

Isaac Heeney even got in on it.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby DOC » Mon Oct 11, 2021 12:55 am

I think we have all been in Dave's shoes


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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Mon Oct 11, 2021 8:40 am

Pretty blonde white girl feeling "segregated" because the pretty blonde white girl is being told she can't do something for the first time in her privileged pretty blonde white girl life.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby The Bedge » Mon Oct 11, 2021 3:41 pm

Players who hassle me for club shirts on order - told them (last week), if they don't arrive by Friday they'll be here early next week.

One decided to escalate and called our supplier asking where his shirt was :lol:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby tipper » Mon Oct 11, 2021 3:55 pm

The Bedge wrote:Players who hassle me for club shirts on order - told them (last week), if they don't arrive by Friday they'll be here early next week.

One decided to escalate and called our supplier asking where his shirt was [emoji38]
So where are they?

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby The Bedge » Mon Oct 11, 2021 4:14 pm

tipper wrote:So where are they?

Arrived today. Took less than 3 weeks
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Corona Man » Tue Oct 12, 2021 10:46 am

Spam emails from wanna be Chinese suppliers…. Now they don’t even bother translating them into English…
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby am Bays » Tue Oct 12, 2021 12:00 pm

Corona Man wrote:Spam emails from wanna be Chinese suppliers…. Now they don’t even bother transrating them into Engrish…


EFA
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Corona Man » Tue Oct 12, 2021 12:04 pm

am Bays wrote:
Corona Man wrote:Spam emails from wanna be Chinese suppliers…. Now they don’t even bother transrating them into Engrish…


EFA

I actually wrote it that way originally and my phone kept auto correcting it.... so I couldn't be bothered in the end.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Jimmy_041 » Tue Oct 12, 2021 12:19 pm

Corona Man wrote:
am Bays wrote:
Corona Man wrote:Spam emails from wanna be Chinese suppliers…. Now they don’t even bother transrating them into Engrish…


EFA

I actually wrote it that way originally and my phone kept auto correcting it.... so I couldn't be bothered in the end.


I've got a Huawei - it corrects it to the Engrish version
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Spargo » Tue Oct 12, 2021 1:24 pm

Ricky Nixon being investigated by the AFL for allegedly selling fake Melbourne premiership merchandise.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby DOC » Wed Oct 13, 2021 8:43 am

People dumb enough to buy from Ricky Nixon.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Wed Oct 13, 2021 8:53 am

DOC wrote:People dumb enough to buy from Ricky Nixon.


Well, to be fair, some of what he sells is good quality.
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