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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Jim05 » Sun Aug 04, 2019 6:43 pm

Footy Chick wrote:North Melbourne releasing their top 10 players of all time but the Shinboner of the Century didn't get a berth :lol:

Whilst not being a North fan I think their list was around the mark. Archer is probably in the Top 20-30 region and definitely not a top 10.
As a neutral I thought Harvey ahead of Blight was a bit bizarre but these lists are always subjective
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Wedgie » Sun Aug 04, 2019 6:46 pm

Jim05 wrote:
Footy Chick wrote:North Melbourne releasing their top 10 players of all time but the Shinboner of the Century didn't get a berth :lol:

Whilst not being a North fan I think their list was around the mark. Archer is probably in the Top 20-30 region and definitely not a top 10.
As a neutral I thought Harvey ahead of Blight was a bit bizarre but these lists are always subjective

One of the three criteria was longevity so that would have got Harvey a heap of points.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Mon Aug 05, 2019 12:27 pm

When "builders" ( glorified project administrators ) make threats.

I've got no contract with them, I'm not a contractor, I'm not easily intimidated, best you try another method mate.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Mon Aug 05, 2019 3:01 pm

A Brazilian gang leader tried to escape from prison by dressing up as his daughter when she visited him behind bars and walking out the penitentiary's main door in her place, authorities have said.

But prison officials said the nervousness displayed by Clauvino da Silva, also known as "Shorty," as he tried to leave the prison in the western part of Rio de Janeiro dressed as a woman gave him away.

His plan was apparently to leave his 19-year-old daughter inside the jail. Police are looking into her possible role as an accomplice in Saturday's failed escape attempt from Gericinó prison.

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Spargo » Mon Aug 05, 2019 3:04 pm

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Mon Aug 05, 2019 3:04 pm

Wtf
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Magellan » Tue Aug 06, 2019 1:03 pm

Booney wrote:A Brazilian gang leader tried to escape from prison by dressing up as his daughter when she visited him behind bars and walking out the penitentiary's main door in her place, authorities have said.

But prison officials said the nervousness displayed by Clauvino da Silva, also known as "Shorty," as he tried to leave the prison in the western part of Rio de Janeiro dressed as a woman gave him away.

His plan was apparently to leave his 19-year-old daughter inside the jail. Police are looking into her possible role as an accomplice in Saturday's failed escape attempt from Gericinó prison.

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If the pics are anything to go by, his daughter is a full-size sex doll.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Brodlach » Wed Aug 07, 2019 9:35 am

Magellan wrote:
Booney wrote:A Brazilian gang leader tried to escape from prison by dressing up as his daughter when she visited him behind bars and walking out the penitentiary's main door in her place, authorities have said.

But prison officials said the nervousness displayed by Clauvino da Silva, also known as "Shorty," as he tried to leave the prison in the western part of Rio de Janeiro dressed as a woman gave him away.

His plan was apparently to leave his 19-year-old daughter inside the jail. Police are looking into her possible role as an accomplice in Saturday's failed escape attempt from Gericinó prison.

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If the pics are anything to go by, his daughter is a full-size sex doll.


He has now been found dead in his cell :shock:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Magellan » Thu Aug 08, 2019 1:19 pm

Brodlach wrote:
Magellan wrote:
Booney wrote:A Brazilian gang leader tried to escape from prison by dressing up as his daughter when she visited him behind bars and walking out the penitentiary's main door in her place, authorities have said.

But prison officials said the nervousness displayed by Clauvino da Silva, also known as "Shorty," as he tried to leave the prison in the western part of Rio de Janeiro dressed as a woman gave him away.

His plan was apparently to leave his 19-year-old daughter inside the jail. Police are looking into her possible role as an accomplice in Saturday's failed escape attempt from Gericinó prison.

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If the pics are anything to go by, his daughter is a full-size sex doll.


He has now been found dead in his cell :shock:

You sure its not his daughter?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Dutchy » Fri Aug 09, 2019 10:24 am

Some of our boys playing u13's and u15's at Aldinga tomorrow, then backing up in u14's at Salisbury Sunday, better top up the tank today :lol:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Fri Aug 09, 2019 10:32 am

Rik E Boy's Ashes diary. He's moved onto Amsterdam over the last 24 hours and his blog is titled "Ashes to Hashes"

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby tipper » Fri Aug 09, 2019 12:29 pm

just saw a sign for a patisserie. printed with the words: "Vegan, Gluten free deliciousness".....

no, those words just dont go together like that :lol: :lol:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Wedgie » Sat Aug 10, 2019 3:13 pm

A message I just got from a friend on messenger:

i got $200,000,000 cash from facebook freedom award promotion for the season and did you get yours and am serious about this?

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Yes I do have my $200,000,000 already. Thanks for thinking of me though.

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Ok
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Mon Aug 12, 2019 2:06 pm

WAFW.


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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Mon Aug 12, 2019 2:08 pm

Hopefully they throw the book at him.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Spargo » Mon Aug 12, 2019 2:25 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:Hopefully they throw the book at him.


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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Magellan » Mon Aug 12, 2019 2:35 pm

Booney wrote:WAFW.


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I think the dude on the right in the orange t-shirt is trying to look through his ear to confirm whether he can see anything on the other side.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Mon Aug 12, 2019 2:37 pm

Magellan wrote:
Booney wrote:WAFW.


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I think the dude on the right in the orange t-shirt is trying to look through his ear to confirm whether he can see anything on the other side.

Trying to work out a way to say "Mate, you're f*****".
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Mon Aug 12, 2019 2:48 pm

"We drank vodka in our room, went out and drank some more cocktails, then drank some more vodka" said every Aussie to ever go to Bali yet the rest of us didn't fly kick a scooterist!

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby amber_fluid » Mon Aug 12, 2019 4:17 pm

Booney wrote:"We drank vodka in our room, went out and drank some more cocktails, then drank some more vodka" said every Aussie to ever go to Bali yet the rest of us didn't fly kick a scooterist!

WAFW


Leave him in jail over there to learn his lesson.
Had more than just alcohol surely?
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