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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby MW » Thu Mar 15, 2018 1:13 pm

amber_fluid wrote:
HH3 wrote:Hold on.......do you really need to use Coke to rinse yourself off after a gobby?

Its usually cleaner at the end then when you started, if she did her job right,


He should have washed it with coke first, give the young lass a coke flavoured cock!


From her description he might have had it anyway after she'd been near it
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby amber_fluid » Thu Mar 15, 2018 1:17 pm

Yeah conflicting stories too!
First he said she had a mad body then he said she wasn’t a good sort.

Which one was it? :lol:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby HH3 » Thu Mar 15, 2018 1:20 pm

amber_fluid wrote:Yeah conflicting stories too!
First he said she had a mad body then he said she wasn’t a good sort.

Which one was it? :lol:


Mad body, ordinary face maybe?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby HH3 » Thu Mar 15, 2018 1:21 pm

amber_fluid wrote:
HH3 wrote:Hold on.......do you really need to use Coke to rinse yourself off after a gobby?

Its usually cleaner at the end then when you started, if she did her job right,


He should have washed it with coke first, give the young lass a coke flavoured cock!


He's already doing her a favour, why waste your washing coke on her and be left with a dong that has bad breath?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby HH3 » Fri Mar 16, 2018 1:01 pm

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Fri Mar 16, 2018 1:39 pm

All trains lead to Wollongong....
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Wedgie » Fri Mar 16, 2018 4:00 pm

The difference between some of the old AFL songs and the new versions. :lol:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Corona Man » Fri Mar 16, 2018 6:24 pm

Soccer being the biggest poofter sport ever **** me wha a bunch of fairies.. also my cats breath smells funny!
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby valleys07 » Fri Mar 16, 2018 9:50 pm

Corona Man wrote:Soccer being the biggest poofter sport ever **** me wha a bunch of fairies.. also my cats breath smells funny!



Still have a way to go to rival Carey for best drunken poster ;)
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby DOC » Fri Mar 16, 2018 10:26 pm

Corona Man wrote:Soccer being the biggest poofter sport ever **** me wha a bunch of fairies.. also my cats breath smells funny!


The only pussy you are getting?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby HH3 » Sat Mar 17, 2018 12:32 am

Corona Man wrote:Soccer being the biggest poofter sport ever **** me wha a bunch of fairies.. also my cats breath smells funny!
Written those reports yet?

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Grenville » Sat Mar 17, 2018 6:40 am

HH3 wrote:
Corona Man wrote:Soccer being the biggest poofter sport ever **** me wha a bunch of fairies.. also my cats breath smells funny!
Written those reports yet?

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I think that was part of the report.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Magellan » Sat Mar 17, 2018 7:37 am

Grenville wrote:
HH3 wrote:
Corona Man wrote:Soccer being the biggest poofter sport ever **** me wha a bunch of fairies.. also my cats breath smells funny!
Written those reports yet?

I think that was part of the report.

Unfortunately there's a lot of paperwork required when you work as a gay sportsman moonlighting as a veterinarian dentist with a practice in the Magic Cave.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Corona Man » Sat Mar 17, 2018 10:04 am

valleys07 wrote:
Corona Man wrote:Soccer being the biggest poofter sport ever **** me wha a bunch of fairies.. also my cats breath smells funny!



Still have a way to go to rival Carey for best drunken poster ;)

I believe Carey is unsurpassed in this area with a significant body of work.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Spargo » Sat Mar 17, 2018 10:15 am

Magellan wrote:
Grenville wrote:
HH3 wrote:
Corona Man wrote:Soccer being the biggest poofter sport ever **** me wha a bunch of fairies.. also my cats breath smells funny!
Written those reports yet?

I think that was part of the report.

Unfortunately there's a lot of paperwork required when you work as a gay sportsman moonlighting as a veterinarian dentist with a practice in the Magic Cave.

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby JK » Sat Mar 17, 2018 4:28 pm

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Sat Mar 17, 2018 4:33 pm

JK wrote:Tom Melbourne

Missed it...2nd?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Sun Mar 18, 2018 9:52 am

Jackbox.tv

Interactive game via the phones.....played it last night at a bbq and fairbto say the answers went downhill quickly!! But it was good for a laugh!!!
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Grenville » Mon Mar 19, 2018 6:54 pm

My eldest got on her Ipad Saturday and printed off an A4 bit of paper on the sly with pictures of turds like Gentlemen Jack Snelling, Jay, Xenophon, The Greens, and Stephen Marshall then put it under my covers so I'd see it when I went to bed after watching the election coverage. Bit of her old man in that one.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Mon Mar 19, 2018 7:04 pm

[quote="Grenville"]My eldest got on her Ipad Saturday and printed off an A4 bit of paper on the sly with pictures of turds like Gentlemen Jack Snelling, Jay, Xenophon, The Greens, and Stephen Marshall then put it under my covers so I'd see it when I went to bed after watching the election coverage. Bit of her old man in that one.[/quote]
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