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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Spargo » Tue Dec 14, 2021 7:10 pm

Rex Hunt.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Vamos » Tue Dec 14, 2021 9:05 pm

Spargo wrote:Rex Hunt.


You're supposed to tell the joke before the punchline.

What smells like fish and ends in u-n-t?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Wed Dec 15, 2021 7:54 am

Vamos wrote:
Spargo wrote:Rex Hunt.


You're supposed to tell the joke before the punchline.

What smells like fish and ends in u-n-t?

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Wed Dec 15, 2021 7:55 am

Spargo wrote:Rex Hunt.

Loved his commentary as a young lad.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Corona Man » Wed Dec 15, 2021 8:08 am

Vamos wrote:
Spargo wrote:Rex Hunt.


You're supposed to tell the joke before the punchline.

What smells like fish and ends in u-n-t?


Kissing them and putting them back….. and not just the fish.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby amber_fluid » Wed Dec 15, 2021 9:05 am

Corona Man wrote:
Vamos wrote:
Spargo wrote:Rex Hunt.


You're supposed to tell the joke before the punchline.

What smells like fish and ends in u-n-t?


Kissing them and putting them back….. and not just the fish.


He loved a good hooker didn’t he
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Wed Dec 15, 2021 2:28 pm

amber_fluid wrote:
He loved a good hooker didn’t he

Didn't mind getting the rod out?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby amber_fluid » Thu Dec 16, 2021 8:46 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
He loved a good hooker didn’t he

Didn't mind getting the rod out?


His rod would have smelt like bait left out on a 40 degree day
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Vamos » Fri Dec 17, 2021 4:56 pm

amber_fluid wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
He loved a good hooker didn’t he

Didn't mind getting the rod out?


His rod would have smelt like bait left out on a 40 degree day


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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby king neptune » Fri Dec 31, 2021 3:51 am

When someone 'comes out as non-binary'.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Brodlach » Fri Dec 31, 2021 6:26 am

king neptune wrote:When someone 'comes out as non-binary'.


I didn’t understand that either
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Jimmy_041 » Fri Dec 31, 2021 8:06 am

Brodlach wrote:
king neptune wrote:When someone 'comes out as non-binary'.


I didn’t understand that either


Unforunately for them, nature has a way to remind them that they are binary

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Fri Dec 31, 2021 8:24 am

Brodlach wrote:
king neptune wrote:When someone 'comes out as non-binary'.


I didn’t understand that either

It means they don't read books doesn't it?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby am Bays » Wed Jan 05, 2022 12:06 pm

Doing a "find" "replace" in Microsoft word, clicking replace all and getting the following message:

we made 119 replacements...
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Vamos » Wed Jan 05, 2022 12:27 pm

am Bays wrote:Doing a "find" "replace" in Microsoft word, clicking replace all and getting the following message:

we made 119 replacements...


Geez no wonder you replaced, using "Bridesmaids" 119 times is well excessive.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Vamos » Wed Jan 05, 2022 3:34 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
Brodlach wrote:
king neptune wrote:When someone 'comes out as non-binary'.


I didn’t understand that either

It means they don't read books doesn't it?


It means you can wee in whichever toilet cubicle you want, much like the BDO's of the 90's.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby cracka » Wed Jan 05, 2022 9:07 pm

Brodlach wrote:
king neptune wrote:When someone 'comes out as non-binary'.


I didn’t understand that either

Are "they" allowed to play in the Womens AFL then, if "they" are not female :-?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Armchair expert » Wed Jan 05, 2022 9:44 pm

cracka wrote:
Brodlach wrote:
king neptune wrote:When someone 'comes out as non-binary'.


I didn’t understand that either

Are "they" allowed to play in the Womens AFL then, if "they" are not female :-?



Would you **** a non binary? that is the real question
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Vamos » Wed Jan 05, 2022 9:50 pm

Armchair expert wrote:
cracka wrote:
Brodlach wrote:
king neptune wrote:When someone 'comes out as non-binary'.


I didn’t understand that either

Are "they" allowed to play in the Womens AFL then, if "they" are not female :-?



Would you **** a non binary? that is the real question


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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Spargo » Wed Jan 05, 2022 9:59 pm

Vamos wrote:Not if the Bine has Pine

But if the Bine was in Brine, that would be fine…
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