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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Brodlach » Wed Oct 24, 2018 10:05 am

JK wrote:One off or is she a Cereal offender? (I'll see myself out ...)



These puns make you look like a Fruit Loop.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Brodlach » Wed Oct 24, 2018 10:07 am

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Brodlach wrote:Did you politely tell her to stick that bowl of cereal in her gob and hurry the f£€k up?

It really isn't worth it, she's an absolute fog horn.

It’s always worth it
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Wed Oct 24, 2018 10:07 am

Brodlach wrote:
JK wrote:One off or is she a Cereal offender? (I'll see myself out ...)



These puns make you look like a Fruit Loop.

He's a Special K
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Wed Oct 24, 2018 10:14 am

Brodlach wrote:It’s always worth it

A simple email of apology for my report being late due to a delay in getting the figures sent to me does the trick, I'm not her manager and really can't be bothered listening to women rant their shit for 8 hours.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Wed Oct 24, 2018 10:18 am

JK wrote:One off or is she a Cereal offender? (I'll see myself out ...)


She does Sustain a poor level.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby JK » Wed Oct 24, 2018 10:56 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:
JK wrote:One off or is she a Cereal offender? (I'll see myself out ...)


She does Sustain a poor level.


Maybe she just needs a good Spoon mate?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Wed Oct 24, 2018 11:00 am

JK wrote:Maybe she just needs a good Spoon mate?

That'll be Just Right up your alley mate.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Pseudo » Wed Oct 24, 2018 11:09 am

If the (pop) tart knew that you'd made her the muse-li for the punmasters here, then you'd be toast.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Wed Oct 24, 2018 11:24 am

Pseudo wrote:If the (pop) tart knew that you'd made her the muse-li for the punmasters here, then you'd be toast.


I'd just butter her up somehow then.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby PatowalongaPirate » Wed Oct 24, 2018 11:26 am

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Pseudo wrote:If the (pop) tart knew that you'd made her the muse-li for the punmasters here, then you'd be toast.


I'd just butter her up somehow then.

Ah that makes sense. I always pegged you as a crumpet man.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Mon Oct 29, 2018 9:58 am

People who work their mobile phones while sitting at traffic lights.

Saw 4 people this morning looking down and fiddling, looking up and around to check on who/what was watching, look back down and fiddle etc...

I know I've said this on here before, I would raise a shit load of revenue for the gubinment if they gave be a badge and expiation notice book.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby HH3 » Mon Oct 29, 2018 10:01 am

The best is when theres a cop on foot who walks between cars at traffic lights.

The West Lakes Boulevard/Cheltenham Pde/Port Rd intersections great. Theres a wall he stands behind so you cant see him on approach coming from WLB and he just pops out and walks around. Gets at least one per sequence I've seen him.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Pseudo » Mon Oct 29, 2018 10:15 am

Booney wrote:People who work their mobile phones while sitting at traffic lights.

Saw 4 people this morning looking down and fiddling, looking up and around to check on who/what was watching, look back down and fiddle etc...

I know I've said this on here before, I would raise a shit load of revenue for the gubinment if they gave be a badge and expiation notice book.


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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Footy Chick » Mon Oct 29, 2018 10:43 am

Pseudo wrote:
Booney wrote:People who work their mobile phones while sitting at traffic lights.

Saw 4 people this morning looking down and fiddling, looking up and around to check on who/what was watching, look back down and fiddle etc...

I know I've said this on here before, I would raise a shit load of revenue for the gubinment if they gave be a badge and expiation notice book.


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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby The Ash Man » Mon Oct 29, 2018 11:27 am

HH3 wrote:The best is when theres a cop on foot who walks between cars at traffic lights.

The West Lakes Boulevard/Cheltenham Pde/Port Rd intersections great. Theres a wall he stands behind so you cant see him on approach coming from WLB and he just pops out and walks around. Gets at least one per sequence I've seen him.


They were doing that at Main North/McIntyre Rd the other day.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Mon Oct 29, 2018 11:31 am

HH3 wrote:The best is when theres a cop on foot who walks between cars at traffic lights.

The West Lakes Boulevard/Cheltenham Pde/Port Rd intersections great. Theres a wall he stands behind so you cant see him on approach coming from WLB and he just pops out and walks around. Gets at least one per sequence I've seen him.

Take a photo of him.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Sheik Yerbouti » Mon Oct 29, 2018 3:43 pm

Footy Chick wrote:
Pseudo wrote:
Booney wrote:People who work their mobile phones while sitting at traffic lights.

Saw 4 people this morning looking down and fiddling, looking up and around to check on who/what was watching, look back down and fiddle etc...

I know I've said this on here before, I would raise a shit load of revenue for the gubinment if they gave be a badge and expiation notice book.


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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Wedgie » Mon Oct 29, 2018 4:01 pm

The guy in front of me at Midas this afternoon that had his polo shirt on inside out. Thought I should tell him but then thought nah. :lol:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby amber_fluid » Mon Oct 29, 2018 4:23 pm

Wedgie wrote:The guy in front of me at Midas this afternoon that had his polo shirt on inside out. Thought I should tell him but then thought nah. :lol:


How do you wear a polo shirt inside out and not know?
A t-shirt maybe but not a polo
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Brodlach » Mon Oct 29, 2018 4:27 pm

It’s the new fathion trend, like pants and shoes with no socks.

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