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[The Dark Knight]

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[Columbo]

The Salisbury Council Smart City saga.

People have been drinking too much of their own bath water.

[gadj1976]

The Salisbury Council Smart City saga.

People have been drinking too much of their own bath water.

The tin foil hat society will be in full swing.

[Brodlach]

What is happening out there?

[Trader]

What is happening out there?

The council went to the effort of releasing a statement to confirm they don't support the use of 5G to maim or kill the general public.

Or something like that.

Page 40: https://www.salisbury.sa.gov.au/assets/ ... 5_zmfa.pdf

In recognition of the misinformation and myths about Council’s limited use of SMART technology, and non-facial recognition CCTV cameras, Council confirms for the avoidance of any doubt that:

a) Council has not and will not support the “creation of a new Social Credit Score System.” Claims stating otherwise appear to be made by some members of the community, and are false.
b) Council has not and will not support install SMART technology “on behalf of powerful Globalist Bankers that have infiltrated all councils for many decades through various UN programs aimed at lobbying Mayors and local government officials.” Claims stating otherwise appear to be made by some members of the community, and are false.
c) Council has not and will not support “rollout any agenda to create a new One World Government as part of the Great Reset.” Claims stating otherwise appear to be made by some members of the community, and are false.
d) Council has not and will not support the rollout any adverse elements referenced in the fictional novels, George Orwell’s 1984 or Animal Farm. Claims stating otherwise appear to be made by some members of the community, and are false.
e) Council confirms that Smart technology is not an attempt to introduce “Digital Currency.” Claims stating otherwise appear to be made by some members of the community, and are false.
f) Council has not and will not support 5G towers to be used “to kill or maim people”. Claims stating otherwise appear to be made by some members of the community, and are false.
g) Council confirms that it is not aware of “a microchip that Elon Musk has produced which he has inserted or is in the process of inserting and/or attaching to residents’ brains to control the community”.
Further, Council confirms that does not support any mind control devices being installed in residents’ brains. Claims stating otherwise appear to be made by some members of the community, and are false.
h) Council has not and will not support any “initiative that prevents or inhibits the movement of private citizens”. Council confirms that it is not proposing a “15 minute city” or like agenda, including “Low Traffic Neighbourhood schemes” and policies to restrict travel of residents including through “climate change lockdowns”. Claims stating otherwise appear to be made by some members of the community, and are false.
i) Council has not and will not segregate and not “geofence” the city to reduce carbon emissions through traffic “filters”. Claims stating otherwise appear to be made by some members of the community, and are false.

[whufc]

@benchedeagle

[RB]

Time for the good burghers of Salisbury to elect our friend Apache as mayor (that is, if he doesn't want the health ministry portfolio).

[Pseudo]

Queer folk protesting at a churchy guy's funeral. How the worm turns!

The irony would have been perfect if they had been bearing placards reading "Fags hate Gods".

[mighty_tiger_79]

Dave from Alberton

[RustyCage]

Someone mocked up this succulent $5 note

[Pseudo]

Someone mocked up this succulent $5 note

But it's only legal tender in chinese restaurants.

[Lightning McQueen]

I went to get an Uber quote at nothing o'clock Friday night/Saturday morning, I'm not sure what happened from there but I noticed I was charged a $27 cancellation fee, I thought it was a bit stiff even if I did stuff up.

I generally just dispute them so I thought I'd do the same, I clicked on "disputing cancellation fee", I got a reply within two minutes saying they will refund the money (usually means I'll get a credit for my next trip).

I've been diddled a few times when a driver changes his mind and they are generally pretty good. After checking out the finer details though, the cancellation was made 5 minutes after the booking and he was in the city at the time of the booking, I live 20 minutes from the city in light traffic.

[Jimmy_041]

I went to get an Uber quote at nothing o'clock Friday night/Saturday morning, I'm not sure what happened from there but I noticed I was charged a $27 cancellation fee, I thought it was a bit stiff even if I did stuff up.

I generally just dispute them so I thought I'd do the same, I clicked on "disputing cancellation fee", I got a reply within two minutes saying they will refund the money (usually means I'll get a credit for my next trip).

I've been diddled a few times when a driver changes his mind and they are generally pretty good. After checking out the finer details though, the cancellation was made 5 minutes after the booking and he was in the city at the time of the booking, I live 20 minutes from the city in light traffic.

It usually happens when the driver is not at the place he's supposed to be and he/you call and you cant communicate
I have disputed every cancellation fee that's unreasonable and they have always refunded

I regularly cancel when they give me a driver that is dropping someone off close by.
It happens more times than not and pi$$es me off

[Lightning McQueen]

I went to get an Uber quote at nothing o'clock Friday night/Saturday morning, I'm not sure what happened from there but I noticed I was charged a $27 cancellation fee, I thought it was a bit stiff even if I did stuff up.

I generally just dispute them so I thought I'd do the same, I clicked on "disputing cancellation fee", I got a reply within two minutes saying they will refund the money (usually means I'll get a credit for my next trip).

I've been diddled a few times when a driver changes his mind and they are generally pretty good. After checking out the finer details though, the cancellation was made 5 minutes after the booking and he was in the city at the time of the booking, I live 20 minutes from the city in light traffic.

It usually happens when the driver is not at the place he's supposed to be and he/you call and you cant communicate
I have disputed every cancellation fee that's unreasonable and they have always refunded

I regularly cancel when they give me a driver that is dropping someone off close by.
It happens more times than not and pi$$es me off

I never really cancel intentionally, it's usually because I'm cooked and still too busy gas bagging, I won't ever order one to get me from a club or anything like that, I will find a clear address to use, well that's what half-cut Col does.

I left the Seaton one night and discovered the next day I had paid for two separate Ubers going in total different directions from the same place, half an hour apart, since then I use the pin code option.

[Booney]

I went to get an Uber quote at nothing o'clock Friday night/Saturday morning, I'm not sure what happened from there but I noticed I was charged a $27 cancellation fee, I thought it was a bit stiff even if I did stuff up.

I generally just dispute them so I thought I'd do the same, I clicked on "disputing cancellation fee", I got a reply within two minutes saying they will refund the money (usually means I'll get a credit for my next trip).

I've been diddled a few times when a driver changes his mind and they are generally pretty good. After checking out the finer details though, the cancellation was made 5 minutes after the booking and he was in the city at the time of the booking, I live 20 minutes from the city in light traffic.

Just to keep the ball rolling, last night I messaged a chick who I have not spoken to this millennium, I told her that I’d love to catch up one day for coffee and a chat, her reply was “you’re only human”.

She then rang me an we chatted for 5 hours, she ordered an Uber for me but I declined to go there as I had been drinking.

Heading out for dinner tonight.

What a year already!

I'd like an update on this........

Consider yourself updated.

[Lightning McQueen]

I went to get an Uber quote at nothing o'clock Friday night/Saturday morning, I'm not sure what happened from there but I noticed I was charged a $27 cancellation fee, I thought it was a bit stiff even if I did stuff up.

I generally just dispute them so I thought I'd do the same, I clicked on "disputing cancellation fee", I got a reply within two minutes saying they will refund the money (usually means I'll get a credit for my next trip).

I've been diddled a few times when a driver changes his mind and they are generally pretty good. After checking out the finer details though, the cancellation was made 5 minutes after the booking and he was in the city at the time of the booking, I live 20 minutes from the city in light traffic.

Just to keep the ball rolling, last night I messaged a chick who I have not spoken to this millennium, I told her that I’d love to catch up one day for coffee and a chat, her reply was “you’re only human”.

She then rang me an we chatted for 5 hours, she ordered an Uber for me but I declined to go there as I had been drinking.

Heading out for dinner tonight.

What a year already!

I'd like an update on this........

Consider yourself updated.

I was too scared to ask if she copped a cancellation fee too, I know I went to bed with my front door wide open

I drove Saturday night.

[locky801]

LM is back i can cancel the missing persons report

[Lightning McQueen]

LM is back i can cancel the missing persons report

18 more working days and then I'll be hanging up the keyboard.

[Jimmy_041]

LM is back i can cancel the missing persons report

18 more working days and then I'll be hanging up the keyboard.

Use your phone - they cant check up on that