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Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Jul 04, 2019 12:02 am
by PatowalongaPirate
Brodlach wrote:Dave from Alberton picking up his weekly prize on 5AA

So insightful too...”after being sh!t in the wet last week I think ports will be better in the wet this week”.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Jul 04, 2019 7:28 am
by Booney
PatowalongaPirate wrote:
Brodlach wrote:Dave from Alberton picking up his weekly prize on 5AA

So insightful too...”after being sh!t in the wet last week I think ports will be better in the wet this week”.


I only caught the last bit, but I thought he said they need to be better, not will be better.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Jul 04, 2019 11:22 am
by PatowalongaPirate
Booney wrote:
PatowalongaPirate wrote:
Brodlach wrote:Dave from Alberton picking up his weekly prize on 5AA

So insightful too...”after being sh!t in the wet last week I think ports will be better in the wet this week”.


I only caught the last bit, but I thought he said they need to be better, not will be better.

The pearls keep coming :lol:

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Jul 05, 2019 2:11 pm
by Wedgie
My missus asked what I was doing when I was sleep walking into the walk in robe last night.
My reply "Looking for the bar" :lol:

I think I spend too much time in pubs!

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Jul 05, 2019 2:43 pm
by Magellan
Trump's speech at today's July 4 parade in Washington. He goes off script from his speech, and claims that the Revolutionary Army in the 1770s did many great things to create America's Independence - including manning the air and taking over airports.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Jul 05, 2019 2:45 pm
by Wedgie
Magellan wrote:Trump's speech at today's July 4 parade in Washington. He goes off script from his speech, and claims that the Revolutionary Army in the 1770s did many great things to create America's Independence - including manning the air and taking over airports.

I can see why it was a revolutionary army then! :lol:

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Jul 05, 2019 8:10 pm
by Dutchy
KG doing his footy tips tonight on 5AA, Collingwood will miss Beams now that he is out.....he hasn't played in 5 weeks FFS :roll:

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Sat Jul 06, 2019 12:44 pm
by DOC
Text from an old acquaintance:

DOC, Are you going to the footy today?

YES

Do you still sit where we used to watch the South matches?

Should I reply yes and let him work it out?

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Sat Jul 06, 2019 4:19 pm
by Pseudo
How old is the acquaintance? He might get lost looking for the old stand at Adelaide oval...

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Sat Jul 06, 2019 4:48 pm
by Spargo
Pseudo wrote:How old is the acquaintance? He might get lost looking for the old stand at Adelaide oval...


It’ll hit him when he realises you can’t park near the Victor Richardson gates any more...

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Sat Jul 06, 2019 9:28 pm
by carey
My Mrs showing me the face book post of Crows supporters after the show down. Lol

Some people literally have no idea.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Sat Jul 06, 2019 10:47 pm
by am Bays
Kane Cornes' facebook photo....

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Sun Jul 07, 2019 4:43 am
by LMA
Dutchy wrote:KG doing his footy tips tonight on 5AA, Collingwood will miss Beams now that he is out.....he hasn't played in 5 weeks FFS :roll:


To be fair it took him 5 weeks to spit out Bbbbbbeams

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Jul 12, 2019 9:13 am
by Magellan
Here's a Friday funny to warm y'all up on this cold and wintry morning - John Cleese and Peter Cook's opening sketch from the first Secret Policeman's Ball film. A classic from two of comedy's absolute geniuses.


Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Sat Jul 13, 2019 7:04 pm
by woodublieve12
the effort my mother in law will go to too try and ruin my day... It's bloody hilarious...

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Mon Jul 15, 2019 9:34 am
by Lightning McQueen
Getting told off by the FIL on the weekend for swearing, he has recently picked up a girlfriend and has turned into a Saint, and she wasn't even there.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Mon Jul 15, 2019 9:34 am
by Lightning McQueen
woodublieve12 wrote:the effort my mother in law will go to too try and ruin my day... It's bloody hilarious...


Isn't it "EX mother in law?"

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Tue Jul 16, 2019 9:24 am
by mighty_tiger_79
Dave from Alberton. :lol:

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Tue Jul 16, 2019 10:10 am
by Spangas
Lightning McQueen wrote:Getting told off by the FIL on the weekend for swearing, he has recently picked up a girlfriend and has turned into a Saint, and she wasn't even there.

Bullsh*t!

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Tue Jul 16, 2019 8:59 pm
by Dutchy
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Dave from Alberton. :lol:


Port Adelaide Correspondent :lol: