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Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Nov 20, 2019 11:42 am
by westcoastpanther
I had every intention of going home, then I got the flavour, the dreaded flavour

I know I said I'd be home at 7, we're probably looking at closer to 8

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Nov 20, 2019 11:50 am
by am Bays
Want a cheeky line, there Micky? No thanks Nan...

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Nov 20, 2019 11:55 am
by westcoastpanther
Danny Boy is bloody good too, Last Drinks In Australia and Noah's Ark leave me close to wee

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Nov 21, 2019 10:05 am
by Lightning McQueen
Booney wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
He may aswell of champed me.

He comes and talks to me with cordless earphones in, that will be my next addressing if he ever comes near me again.


Wearing his Air Pods while he's in the office? #wanker.


Young Zippy was told to come see me about pushing a job through, on his way over my female off-sider says to him "I'd be taking them tampons out of your ears before talking to him". Just about everyone in here pissed themselves.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Nov 21, 2019 12:35 pm
by Failed Creation
If you have a spare 11 minutes, here's an old favourite of mine


Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Nov 22, 2019 12:36 pm
by Bum Crack
Lol

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Nov 29, 2019 12:17 pm
by Lightning McQueen
Chuck Norris memes, there's some classics.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Mon Dec 02, 2019 12:51 pm
by Lightning McQueen
The silence surrounding the office today following an epic work Christmas party on Saturday night, only the do-gooders that left early want to discuss the night.

The wife and I have two more to go the next two Saturday's, doing our bit for the hotel industry.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Mon Dec 02, 2019 1:22 pm
by Brodlach
Any juicy gossip?

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Mon Dec 02, 2019 1:23 pm
by Lightning McQueen
Brodlach wrote:Any juicy gossip?

I hope not :oops:

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Dec 13, 2019 2:23 pm
by Corona Man
Fat Guts Patrick Read losing both his matches so far at the Presidents cup. #flog

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Dec 13, 2019 2:23 pm
by mighty_tiger_79
Corona Man wrote:Fat Guts Patrick Read losing both his matches so far at the Presidents cup. #flog
See his shovel action after he made a putt?

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Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Dec 13, 2019 2:24 pm
by Corona Man
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
Corona Man wrote:Fat Guts Patrick Read losing both his matches so far at the Presidents cup. #flog
See his shovel action after he made a putt?

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Yep, still a flog. Got a few lines to chuck his way tomorrow!

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Dec 13, 2019 2:25 pm
by mighty_tiger_79
Lines or pies?

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Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Dec 13, 2019 2:25 pm
by Corona Man
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Lines or pies?

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Lines, I am eating the pies!

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Dec 13, 2019 2:27 pm
by mighty_tiger_79
Corona Man wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Lines or pies?

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Lines, I am eating the pies!
What happened to the diet?

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Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Dec 13, 2019 2:27 pm
by Corona Man
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
Corona Man wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Lines or pies?

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Lines, I am eating the pies!
What happened to the diet?

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I failed.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Dec 13, 2019 2:30 pm
by Lightning McQueen
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Lines or pies?

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One lifts you up the other weighs you down.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Mon Dec 16, 2019 1:34 pm
by Booney
People trading cars.

I've had my eyes on a car, in Sydney, that I've wanted for some time, I would swap my old Falcon for it, it's a 1983 XE Fairmont, what I've always wanted as my weekender / boy toy. It's mint, really good condition, dropped, just what I want.

I'm valuing mine, conservatively, they've got a value on theirs. My thoughts, I send them my car and $2000-3000 and they send me the Fairmont.

They think I need to send them the XT and $10,000!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

No deal.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Mon Dec 16, 2019 9:52 pm
by Dutchy
I've never understood how swaps of any sort work out, probably even more complicated when you add cars into the mix.