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Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Mar 05, 2020 8:41 am
by MW
Footy Chick wrote:I know, i'd semi understand if toilet paper was made in china and we weren't going to get any delivered for a couple of months - but it's made in Millicent, FFS!

The even funnier thing is people stock buying long life milk.

As far as I know, cows cant get corona virus, what's wrong with the normal stuff? :lol:


I think people are stock piling thinking there will be a quarantine enforced Australia wide where you cannot leave your house

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Mar 05, 2020 9:43 am
by Pseudo

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Mar 05, 2020 1:01 pm
by HH3
Footy Chick wrote:I know, i'd semi understand if toilet paper was made in china and we weren't going to get any delivered for a couple of months - but it's made in Millicent, FFS!

The even funnier thing is people stock buying long life milk.

As far as I know, cows cant get corona virus, what's wrong with the normal stuff? [emoji38]
The TPs made in Millicent, but the paper mills are in China.

Having said that, it looks like a small number of people are buying lot of TP and will just be sitting on it for a while. We've had a huge spike in the last two days, but its a few customers buying a shitload.

I just got a delivery of 12 pallets of Kimberly Clark, so Im set.

Also have two other suppliers that I can fall back on if people dont settle the f**k down.

Its annoying, but its good for bidness.

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Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Mar 05, 2020 1:13 pm
by am Bays
HH3 wrote:I just got a delivery of 12 pallets of Kimberly Clark, so Im set.



F*** that's a bit extreme isn't it....

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Mar 05, 2020 1:28 pm
by Booney
am Bays wrote:
HH3 wrote:I just got a delivery of 12 pallets of Kimberly Clark, so Im set.



F*** that's a bit extreme isn't it....


He's got a nice big shed.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Mar 05, 2020 1:36 pm
by HH3
am Bays wrote:
HH3 wrote:I just got a delivery of 12 pallets of Kimberly Clark, so Im set.



F*** that's a bit extreme isn't it....
Not when youre a distributor and idiots are buying it by the trolley load.

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Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Mar 05, 2020 6:02 pm
by LMA
Down to 5 rolls, should I be worried I won't be able to get any. Have 2 Foodlands, 1 Coles and an Aldi nearby.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Mar 05, 2020 6:43 pm
by Pseudo
This evening the Drakes on Marion road Ascot park had a sandwich board out front, proudly exclaiming that toilet paper was in stock.

Hurry while it lasts!

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Mar 05, 2020 6:59 pm
by amber_fluid
Pseudo wrote:This evening the Drakes on Marion road Ascot park had a sandwich board out front, proudly exclaiming that toilet paper was in stock.

Hurry while it lasts!


I just called in there to get tea.
I didn’t get any shit paper though.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Mar 05, 2020 7:13 pm
by LMA
amber_fluid wrote:
Pseudo wrote:This evening the Drakes on Marion road Ascot park had a sandwich board out front, proudly exclaiming that toilet paper was in stock.

Hurry while it lasts!


I just called in there to get tea.
I didn’t get any shit paper though.


You'll struggle to find The Advertiser this time of day anyway.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Mar 05, 2020 7:55 pm
by amber_fluid
LMA wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
Pseudo wrote:This evening the Drakes on Marion road Ascot park had a sandwich board out front, proudly exclaiming that toilet paper was in stock.

Hurry while it lasts!


I just called in there to get tea.
I didn’t get any shit paper though.


You'll struggle to find The Advertiser this time of day anyway.


Do they still print the Westside messenger?

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Mar 05, 2020 8:17 pm
by LMA
amber_fluid wrote:
LMA wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
Pseudo wrote:This evening the Drakes on Marion road Ascot park had a sandwich board out front, proudly exclaiming that toilet paper was in stock.

Hurry while it lasts!


I just called in there to get tea.
I didn’t get any shit paper though.


You'll struggle to find The Advertiser this time of day anyway.


Do they still print the Westside messenger?


Dunno, but haven't seen the Portside Messenger for a while :)

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Mar 05, 2020 8:57 pm
by Footy Chick
Human Stupidity-19, the virus manifests as people showing symptoms of manic soft paper collection disorder. This may include toilet paper, tissues, soft wipes, serious cases progresses to collecting toothpaste, jars, cans and bottles filled with stuff they don't really need but are driven to shove into shopping trolleys. Medical specialists say there is no cure for Human Stupidity-19, in fact it may have infected people throughout history and experts are going back through records to see when the first case of Human Stupity-19 may have manifest. Some experts have said "good luck" on that one.............

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Mar 05, 2020 9:09 pm
by LMA
These are the people who think the Army will be patrolling streets marking infected households with an X :lol:

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Mar 06, 2020 2:03 pm
by Corona Man
Off to the dentist.... it’s 2.30 after all.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Mar 06, 2020 2:25 pm
by JK
Corona Man wrote:Off to the dentist.... it’s 2.30 after all.


Oh no #-o .. You deserve to go to the dentist after possibly the worst dad joke of all-time

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Mar 06, 2020 2:52 pm
by Spargo
JK wrote:
Corona Man wrote:Off to the dentist.... it’s 2.30 after all.


Oh no #-o .. You deserve to go to the dentist after possibly the worst dad joke of all-time


Right up there with the bloke in the Chinese restaurant who commented that his chicken was rubbery.
The owner replied, “Haw fank you, we fink it’s rubbery too!”

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Mar 06, 2020 3:29 pm
by JK
Spargo wrote:
JK wrote:
Corona Man wrote:Off to the dentist.... it’s 2.30 after all.


Oh no #-o .. You deserve to go to the dentist after possibly the worst dad joke of all-time


Right up there with the bloke in the Chinese restaurant who commented that his chicken was rubbery.
The owner replied, “Haw fank you, we fink it’s rubbery too!”


Yep, you can go to the dentist too

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Mar 06, 2020 5:09 pm
by Corona Man
Spargo wrote:
JK wrote:
Corona Man wrote:Off to the dentist.... it’s 2.30 after all.


Oh no #-o .. You deserve to go to the dentist after possibly the worst dad joke of all-time


Right up there with the bloke in the Chinese restaurant who commented that his chicken was rubbery.
The owner replied, “Haw fank you, we fink it’s rubbery too!”

I am to please!

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Sat Mar 07, 2020 5:35 pm
by Corona Man
The meat tray raffle on a Friday night at the local is a thing of the past. Now it’s a bog paper raffle!

Take a close look at the pic though!