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Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Mar 18, 2020 10:51 am
by Spargo
:lol:

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Mar 18, 2020 11:07 am
by Corona Man
Spargo wrote:
Corona Man wrote:
Booney wrote:Yep, as mentioned above it was mainly getting the level down enough so the pavers weren't sitting in water.

Plus, I'll bomb in a couple of times when I get home tonight, that'll do the trick. :D

Surely you’d need to fill it again after a few bombs?

Van needs a wash, I’ll be parked out front...

My car needs a wash, it’s parked here in Melbourne the tsunami should reach this far.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Mar 18, 2020 11:29 am
by Pseudo
Corona Man wrote:
Spargo wrote:
Corona Man wrote:
Booney wrote:Yep, as mentioned above it was mainly getting the level down enough so the pavers weren't sitting in water.

Plus, I'll bomb in a couple of times when I get home tonight, that'll do the trick. :D

Surely you’d need to fill it again after a few bombs?

Van needs a wash, I’ll be parked out front...

My car needs a wash, it’s parked here in Melbourne the tsunami should reach this far.


My car could use a wash too - but it's currently at the mechanics, having been towed there this very morning after the effing thing wouldn't start ...

(probably belongs in the sh1ts thread)

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Mar 18, 2020 2:26 pm
by Sheik Yerbouti
Booney wrote:
Trader wrote:Why do you need to lower the level?
Can't you just leave it slightly full and evaporation will take care of the rest.


It had over flowed so the pavers around one side were 2-3cm deep in water against the retaining wall and I didn't really want the bond beam and pavers to be sitting in water over night + how ever long it took to evaporate away.

I swept away probably 300-400lt off the pavers as where they fall was sodden and not taking anymore water in.


Common sense, Jesus one of a few, most ring me to come over & solve the dilemma. Had a woman ring me last weekend to fix a 19mm poly pipe she put a fork through, was installed 6 years ago but apparently my fault.
Side note Booney, don't empty the pool water onto your lawn, had another bloke try to explain to me my irrigation was faulty (after 3 years) when he emptied his salt water pool onto about 30m2 of his prized turf.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Mar 18, 2020 2:31 pm
by The Bedge
One of our EVP's just sent a group email out, detailing the plan moving forward for the company to be discussed further in a meeting this afternoon ready for Monday.. Turns out it was supposed to be confidential and only intended for level 3 managers. :lol:

The email recall came a little late, already read it :lol:

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Mar 18, 2020 2:44 pm
by Booney
Sheik Yerbouti wrote:
Booney wrote:
Trader wrote:Why do you need to lower the level?
Can't you just leave it slightly full and evaporation will take care of the rest.


It had over flowed so the pavers around one side were 2-3cm deep in water against the retaining wall and I didn't really want the bond beam and pavers to be sitting in water over night + how ever long it took to evaporate away.

I swept away probably 300-400lt off the pavers as where they fall was sodden and not taking anymore water in.


Common sense, Jesus one of a few, most ring me to come over & solve the dilemma. Had a woman ring me last weekend to fix a 19mm poly pipe she put a fork through, was installed 6 years ago but apparently my fault.
Side note Booney, don't empty the pool water onto your lawn, had another bloke try to explain to me my irrigation was faulty (after 3 years) when he emptied his salt water pool onto about 30m2 of his prized turf.


No salt in mine mate and I didn't want to undo all your crews hard work.

( In reality I didn't want to have to pay you more money :lol: )

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 12:25 pm
by Footy Chick
Little Heroes newest offering... This is NOT a joke
:lol: :lol:


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Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 12:39 pm
by amber_fluid
Since when does Ben Hart play for Port?
Bottom right hand corner

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 2:28 pm
by Mr Beefy
Footy Chick wrote:Little Heroes newest offering... This is NOT a joke
:lol: :lol:


guess who.JPG

Is it a male?

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 2:31 pm
by Brodlach
Mr Beefy wrote:
Footy Chick wrote:Little Heroes newest offering... This is NOT a joke
:lol: :lol:


guess who.JPG

Is it a male?


It’s from the Port, could be anything

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 2:41 pm
by Magellan
A bit late? A Port Adelaide Guess Who would've been very topical after Angus Monfries' December 2016 pool party.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 3:51 pm
by mighty_tiger_79
Dave from Alberton looking for a special comments position on the radio[emoji1]

Imagine him and Rowey together....all talk will be more about fishing.....

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Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Mar 20, 2020 9:44 am
by daysofourlives
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Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Mar 20, 2020 10:11 am
by Brodlach
:lol:

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Mar 20, 2020 11:11 am
by Corona Man
Called into the office this morning briefly, first time I've worn pants this week.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Tue Mar 24, 2020 11:15 am
by David Brent
Very slow work today had me looking through old threads on SA Footy.

Had a good LOL at a few posts on the Richmond 2017 thread from everyone bagging the list & club (including Richmond supporters). Crazy how quick footy can turn & how little we all really know about the game.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Mar 25, 2020 7:39 am
by cracka
People commenting on the PM's live Facebook videos. Some of them trying to sell cars or get parts for cars etc.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Mar 27, 2020 10:23 am
by Booney
Seeing @Spargo tucking his shirt in coming out of a house in North Adelaide.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Mar 27, 2020 10:32 am
by The Bedge
Booney wrote:Seeing @Spargo tucking his shirt in coming out of a house in North Adelaide.

Hope he used cleaning sanitiser on his … parts.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Mar 27, 2020 10:34 am
by mighty_tiger_79
Got a job out here at Salisbury for an end of lease.
Got given the key and the client goes off to new office.
As im sussing the site out I walk through a door into an alcove. Then when I head to the door I see it has a keypad lock....and its locked....i ring a carpet cleaner who i thought was doing the job...but alas he says he has heard nothing.
Anyway I hear a few noises from the neighboring business....a woman approaches with caution....her face says it all really....WTF...anyway I explain whats happened, and she obliges by letting me out her tenancy....[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Can this day just be over already


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