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Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Mar 04, 2021 10:00 am
by Lightning McQueen
Did Bobby thumb a diesel down?

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Mar 04, 2021 12:31 pm
by Spargo
Mate’s brother (Mick) was on a second date last night with a girl he’d been chasing a while. First date went really well, really really well.
Last night the topic of favourite music/bands was asked. Mick shares my genuine distaste for anything Coldplay. His exact words were “I’ll listen to anything, and I mean anything except those blokes impostering musicians from Coldplay”. Mick wasn’t to know his date idolised them, as in had seen them over 20 times around the world. She burst into tears & left him high & dry half way through their second drink.
He said he got no less than 30 text messages from her afterwards ranging from sad to downright vicious. Her final one (at around 3am this morning :lol:) suggested he seek professional help as no one sane could hate Coldplay.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Mar 04, 2021 12:35 pm
by Bum Crack
Spargo wrote:Mate’s brother (Mick) was on a second date last night with a girl he’d been chasing a while. First date went really well, really really well.
Last night the topic of favourite music/bands was asked. Mick shares my genuine distaste for anything Coldplay. His exact words were “I’ll listen to anything, and I mean anything except those blokes impostering musicians from Coldplay”. Mick wasn’t to know his date idolised them, as in had seen them over 20 times around the world. She burst into tears & left him high & dry half way through their second drink.
He said he got no less than 30 text messages from her afterwards ranging from sad to downright vicious. Her final one (at around 3am this morning :lol:) suggested he seek professional help as no one sane could hate Coldplay.

Good to see I am not the only person on this earth who absolutely despises that band more than any other.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Mar 04, 2021 12:36 pm
by whufc
Spargo wrote:Mate’s brother (Mick) was on a second date last night with a girl he’d been chasing a while. First date went really well, really really well.
Last night the topic of favourite music/bands was asked. Mick shares my genuine distaste for anything Coldplay. His exact words were “I’ll listen to anything, and I mean anything except those blokes impostering musicians from Coldplay”. Mick wasn’t to know his date idolised them, as in had seen them over 20 times around the world. She burst into tears & left him high & dry half way through their second drink.
He said he got no less than 30 text messages from her afterwards ranging from sad to downright vicious. Her final one (at around 3am this morning :lol:) suggested he seek professional help as no one sane could hate Coldplay.


How attractive was she???

With the right looks I could easily pretend to like any band including the rolling stones. :D :D :D :D :

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Mar 04, 2021 12:40 pm
by Spargo
whufc wrote:
Spargo wrote:Mate’s brother (Mick) was on a second date last night with a girl he’d been chasing a while. First date went really well, really really well.
Last night the topic of favourite music/bands was asked. Mick shares my genuine distaste for anything Coldplay. His exact words were “I’ll listen to anything, and I mean anything except those blokes impostering musicians from Coldplay”. Mick wasn’t to know his date idolised them, as in had seen them over 20 times around the world. She burst into tears & left him high & dry half way through their second drink.
He said he got no less than 30 text messages from her afterwards ranging from sad to downright vicious. Her final one (at around 3am this morning :lol:) suggested he seek professional help as no one sane could hate Coldplay.


How attractive was she???

With the right looks I could easily pretend to like any band including the rolling stones. :D :D :D :D :


Sounds like she was pretty hot, just a nut case.
Mick told his brother “I’m glad I got a shot away the first night” :lol:

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Mar 04, 2021 12:52 pm
by Booney
Bum Crack wrote:
Spargo wrote:Mate’s brother (Mick) was on a second date last night with a girl he’d been chasing a while. First date went really well, really really well.
Last night the topic of favourite music/bands was asked. Mick shares my genuine distaste for anything Coldplay. His exact words were “I’ll listen to anything, and I mean anything except those blokes impostering musicians from Coldplay”. Mick wasn’t to know his date idolised them, as in had seen them over 20 times around the world. She burst into tears & left him high & dry half way through their second drink.
He said he got no less than 30 text messages from her afterwards ranging from sad to downright vicious. Her final one (at around 3am this morning :lol:) suggested he seek professional help as no one sane could hate Coldplay.

Good to see I am not the only person on this earth who absolutely despises that band more than any other.


Yep, boil my piss.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Mar 04, 2021 12:57 pm
by Lightning McQueen
whufc wrote:
Spargo wrote:Mate’s brother (Mick) was on a second date last night with a girl he’d been chasing a while. First date went really well, really really well.
Last night the topic of favourite music/bands was asked. Mick shares my genuine distaste for anything Coldplay. His exact words were “I’ll listen to anything, and I mean anything except those blokes impostering musicians from Coldplay”. Mick wasn’t to know his date idolised them, as in had seen them over 20 times around the world. She burst into tears & left him high & dry half way through their second drink.
He said he got no less than 30 text messages from her afterwards ranging from sad to downright vicious. Her final one (at around 3am this morning :lol:) suggested he seek professional help as no one sane could hate Coldplay.


How attractive was she???

With the right looks I could easily pretend to like any band including the rolling stones. :D :D :D :D :


Pardon?

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Mar 04, 2021 1:18 pm
by heater31
Unfortunately I'm with Mick on this one.....Coldplay are well.....cold! Never understood the hype.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Mar 04, 2021 1:27 pm
by MW
Booney wrote:
Bum Crack wrote:
Spargo wrote:Mate’s brother (Mick) was on a second date last night with a girl he’d been chasing a while. First date went really well, really really well.
Last night the topic of favourite music/bands was asked. Mick shares my genuine distaste for anything Coldplay. His exact words were “I’ll listen to anything, and I mean anything except those blokes impostering musicians from Coldplay”. Mick wasn’t to know his date idolised them, as in had seen them over 20 times around the world. She burst into tears & left him high & dry half way through their second drink.
He said he got no less than 30 text messages from her afterwards ranging from sad to downright vicious. Her final one (at around 3am this morning :lol:) suggested he seek professional help as no one sane could hate Coldplay.

Good to see I am not the only person on this earth who absolutely despises that band more than any other.


Yep, boil my piss.


Add U2 to the list. Most overrated band ever.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Mar 04, 2021 1:29 pm
by Lightning McQueen
MW wrote:
Add U2 to the list. Most overrated band ever.

Ouch, they have some mundane sort of stuff but have some absolute classics too though.

I guess I'll put my shield up in preparation for the barrage but I can't like the Midnight Oils.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Mar 04, 2021 1:47 pm
by cracka
heater31 wrote:Unfortunately I'm with Mick on this one.....Coldplay are well.....cold! Never understood the hype.

Them & Oasis

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Mar 04, 2021 1:59 pm
by whufc
Lightning McQueen wrote:
whufc wrote:
Spargo wrote:Mate’s brother (Mick) was on a second date last night with a girl he’d been chasing a while. First date went really well, really really well.
Last night the topic of favourite music/bands was asked. Mick shares my genuine distaste for anything Coldplay. His exact words were “I’ll listen to anything, and I mean anything except those blokes impostering musicians from Coldplay”. Mick wasn’t to know his date idolised them, as in had seen them over 20 times around the world. She burst into tears & left him high & dry half way through their second drink.
He said he got no less than 30 text messages from her afterwards ranging from sad to downright vicious. Her final one (at around 3am this morning :lol:) suggested he seek professional help as no one sane could hate Coldplay.


How attractive was she???

With the right looks I could easily pretend to like any band including the rolling stones. :D :D :D :D :


Pardon?


Something in my brain has missed the whole 'rolling stones' thing.

I simply don't get it.....

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Mar 04, 2021 2:03 pm
by Lightning McQueen
whufc wrote:
Something in my brain has missed the whole 'rolling stones' thing.

I simply don't get it.....

Satisfaction?

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Mar 04, 2021 2:04 pm
by Footy Chick
that's understandable, given that you weren't a teenage girl in the 60s/70s. :lol:

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Mar 04, 2021 2:06 pm
by Dutchy
Never really understood people disliking certain music/artists, just listen to music you like?

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Mar 04, 2021 2:14 pm
by whufc
Dutchy wrote:Never really understood people disliking certain music/artists, just listen to music you like?


Having an East Londoner for a father it was almost impossible to avoid as a child in the 80's. My siblings loved it, all the family friends loved it but I just didn't get it hey...… use to hate when the Clash, the Who, Pink Floyd, Supertramp, Stone Roses came off and the stones came on.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Mar 04, 2021 2:21 pm
by Lightning McQueen
Dutchy wrote:Never really understood people disliking certain music/artists, just listen to music you like?

Sometimes we have no choice, the wife used to vandalize my ears with Sia and Lady Gaga on repeatedly, I fought through it for the first 6-12 months until one day I gave my honest evaluation of her taste in music, she could play the same song 5 times in a row, it would make my ears bleed.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Mar 04, 2021 2:23 pm
by Booney
Dutchy wrote:Never really understood people disliking certain music/artists, just listen to music you like?


I don't listen to Coldplay, Taylor Swift, Oasis, etc etc but I hear them and if I do I don't like it.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Mar 04, 2021 3:33 pm
by Armchair expert
Coldplay are not my cup of tea but they are miles better than some of the genuine trash out there, listen to Nova for an hour, pure torture.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Mar 04, 2021 3:36 pm
by Bum Crack
whufc wrote:
Dutchy wrote:Never really understood people disliking certain music/artists, just listen to music you like?


Having an East Londoner for a father it was almost impossible to avoid as a child in the 80's. My siblings loved it, all the family friends loved it but I just didn't get it hey...… use to hate when the Clash, the Who, Pink Floyd, Supertramp, Stone Roses came off and the stones came on.

Love Supertramp. One of my fave bands.