Re: Things that make you laugh
Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2021 10:00 am
Did Bobby thumb a diesel down?
Spargo wrote:Mate’s brother (Mick) was on a second date last night with a girl he’d been chasing a while. First date went really well, really really well.
Last night the topic of favourite music/bands was asked. Mick shares my genuine distaste for anything Coldplay. His exact words were “I’ll listen to anything, and I mean anything except those blokes impostering musicians from Coldplay”. Mick wasn’t to know his date idolised them, as in had seen them over 20 times around the world. She burst into tears & left him high & dry half way through their second drink.
He said he got no less than 30 text messages from her afterwards ranging from sad to downright vicious. Her final one (at around 3am this morning ) suggested he seek professional help as no one sane could hate Coldplay.
Spargo wrote:Mate’s brother (Mick) was on a second date last night with a girl he’d been chasing a while. First date went really well, really really well.
Last night the topic of favourite music/bands was asked. Mick shares my genuine distaste for anything Coldplay. His exact words were “I’ll listen to anything, and I mean anything except those blokes impostering musicians from Coldplay”. Mick wasn’t to know his date idolised them, as in had seen them over 20 times around the world. She burst into tears & left him high & dry half way through their second drink.
He said he got no less than 30 text messages from her afterwards ranging from sad to downright vicious. Her final one (at around 3am this morning ) suggested he seek professional help as no one sane could hate Coldplay.
whufc wrote:Spargo wrote:Mate’s brother (Mick) was on a second date last night with a girl he’d been chasing a while. First date went really well, really really well.
Last night the topic of favourite music/bands was asked. Mick shares my genuine distaste for anything Coldplay. His exact words were “I’ll listen to anything, and I mean anything except those blokes impostering musicians from Coldplay”. Mick wasn’t to know his date idolised them, as in had seen them over 20 times around the world. She burst into tears & left him high & dry half way through their second drink.
He said he got no less than 30 text messages from her afterwards ranging from sad to downright vicious. Her final one (at around 3am this morning ) suggested he seek professional help as no one sane could hate Coldplay.
How attractive was she???
With the right looks I could easily pretend to like any band including the rolling stones. :
Bum Crack wrote:Spargo wrote:Mate’s brother (Mick) was on a second date last night with a girl he’d been chasing a while. First date went really well, really really well.
Last night the topic of favourite music/bands was asked. Mick shares my genuine distaste for anything Coldplay. His exact words were “I’ll listen to anything, and I mean anything except those blokes impostering musicians from Coldplay”. Mick wasn’t to know his date idolised them, as in had seen them over 20 times around the world. She burst into tears & left him high & dry half way through their second drink.
He said he got no less than 30 text messages from her afterwards ranging from sad to downright vicious. Her final one (at around 3am this morning ) suggested he seek professional help as no one sane could hate Coldplay.
Good to see I am not the only person on this earth who absolutely despises that band more than any other.
whufc wrote:Spargo wrote:Mate’s brother (Mick) was on a second date last night with a girl he’d been chasing a while. First date went really well, really really well.
Last night the topic of favourite music/bands was asked. Mick shares my genuine distaste for anything Coldplay. His exact words were “I’ll listen to anything, and I mean anything except those blokes impostering musicians from Coldplay”. Mick wasn’t to know his date idolised them, as in had seen them over 20 times around the world. She burst into tears & left him high & dry half way through their second drink.
He said he got no less than 30 text messages from her afterwards ranging from sad to downright vicious. Her final one (at around 3am this morning ) suggested he seek professional help as no one sane could hate Coldplay.
How attractive was she???
With the right looks I could easily pretend to like any band including the rolling stones. :
Booney wrote:Bum Crack wrote:Spargo wrote:Mate’s brother (Mick) was on a second date last night with a girl he’d been chasing a while. First date went really well, really really well.
Last night the topic of favourite music/bands was asked. Mick shares my genuine distaste for anything Coldplay. His exact words were “I’ll listen to anything, and I mean anything except those blokes impostering musicians from Coldplay”. Mick wasn’t to know his date idolised them, as in had seen them over 20 times around the world. She burst into tears & left him high & dry half way through their second drink.
He said he got no less than 30 text messages from her afterwards ranging from sad to downright vicious. Her final one (at around 3am this morning ) suggested he seek professional help as no one sane could hate Coldplay.
Good to see I am not the only person on this earth who absolutely despises that band more than any other.
Yep, boil my piss.
MW wrote:
Add U2 to the list. Most overrated band ever.
heater31 wrote:Unfortunately I'm with Mick on this one.....Coldplay are well.....cold! Never understood the hype.
Lightning McQueen wrote:whufc wrote:Spargo wrote:Mate’s brother (Mick) was on a second date last night with a girl he’d been chasing a while. First date went really well, really really well.
Last night the topic of favourite music/bands was asked. Mick shares my genuine distaste for anything Coldplay. His exact words were “I’ll listen to anything, and I mean anything except those blokes impostering musicians from Coldplay”. Mick wasn’t to know his date idolised them, as in had seen them over 20 times around the world. She burst into tears & left him high & dry half way through their second drink.
He said he got no less than 30 text messages from her afterwards ranging from sad to downright vicious. Her final one (at around 3am this morning ) suggested he seek professional help as no one sane could hate Coldplay.
How attractive was she???
With the right looks I could easily pretend to like any band including the rolling stones. :
Pardon?
whufc wrote:
Something in my brain has missed the whole 'rolling stones' thing.
I simply don't get it.....
Dutchy wrote:Never really understood people disliking certain music/artists, just listen to music you like?
Dutchy wrote:Never really understood people disliking certain music/artists, just listen to music you like?
Dutchy wrote:Never really understood people disliking certain music/artists, just listen to music you like?
whufc wrote:Dutchy wrote:Never really understood people disliking certain music/artists, just listen to music you like?
Having an East Londoner for a father it was almost impossible to avoid as a child in the 80's. My siblings loved it, all the family friends loved it but I just didn't get it hey...… use to hate when the Clash, the Who, Pink Floyd, Supertramp, Stone Roses came off and the stones came on.