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Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Nov 19, 2021 10:05 am
by Lightning McQueen
Chick at work always yapping to me about her boot camp, gym and hiking regime's.

All good and I try to be supportive but love, you've whacked on at least 6 kegs in the last couple of months, I'm calling BS.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Nov 19, 2021 3:31 pm
by MW
Lightning McQueen wrote:Chick at work always yapping to me about her boot camp, gym and hiking regime's.

All good and I try to be supportive but love, you've whacked on at least 6 kegs in the last couple of months, I'm calling BS.


I know the types. They'll go for a 'hike' that does not get the heart rate above 80bpm, then post it on socials while having an iced coffee and donut wondering why they are not losing weight.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Nov 19, 2021 3:35 pm
by Lightning McQueen
MW wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Chick at work always yapping to me about her boot camp, gym and hiking regime's.

All good and I try to be supportive but love, you've whacked on at least 6 kegs in the last couple of months, I'm calling BS.


I know the types. They'll go for a 'hike' that does not get the heart rate above 80bpm, then post it on socials while having an iced coffee and donut wondering why they are not losing weight.

She is just so vain in general, she is so fake, says "good morning lovely", I'm far from lovely!!!!

She doesn't walk into the office in the morning, she makes a grand entrance.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Nov 19, 2021 3:42 pm
by tipper
Lightning McQueen wrote:
MW wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Chick at work always yapping to me about her boot camp, gym and hiking regime's.

All good and I try to be supportive but love, you've whacked on at least 6 kegs in the last couple of months, I'm calling BS.


I know the types. They'll go for a 'hike' that does not get the heart rate above 80bpm, then post it on socials while having an iced coffee and donut wondering why they are not losing weight.

She is just so vain in general, she is so fake, says "good morning lovely", I'm far from lovely!!!!

She doesn't walk into the office in the morning, she makes a grand entrance.
Im so calling you lovely next time we catch up, lol

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Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Nov 19, 2021 3:46 pm
by Lightning McQueen
tipper wrote:Im so calling you lovely next time we catch up, lol

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No worries Pumpkin.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Nov 19, 2021 4:09 pm
by Wedgie
Her name's not Claudia is it? We had a young chick here who called everyone lovelies.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Nov 19, 2021 4:20 pm
by Lightning McQueen
Wedgie wrote:Her name's not Claudia is it? We had a young chick here who called everyone lovelies.

No, but we call her Priscilla.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Nov 19, 2021 4:22 pm
by amber_fluid
Lightning McQueen wrote:
MW wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Chick at work always yapping to me about her boot camp, gym and hiking regime's.

All good and I try to be supportive but love, you've whacked on at least 6 kegs in the last couple of months, I'm calling BS.


I know the types. They'll go for a 'hike' that does not get the heart rate above 80bpm, then post it on socials while having an iced coffee and donut wondering why they are not losing weight.

She is just so vain in general, she is so fake, says "good morning lovely", I'm far from lovely!!!!

She doesn't walk into the office in the morning, she makes a grand entrance.



Don’t be so modest mate.
You’ve got a lovely head for radio

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Nov 19, 2021 4:24 pm
by Lightning McQueen
amber_fluid wrote:

Don’t be so modest mate.
You’ve got a lovely head for radio

I'm just waiting for my sock modelling career to launch.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Nov 19, 2021 4:44 pm
by Corona Man
Lightning McQueen wrote:
MW wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Chick at work always yapping to me about her boot camp, gym and hiking regime's.

All good and I try to be supportive but love, you've whacked on at least 6 kegs in the last couple of months, I'm calling BS.


I know the types. They'll go for a 'hike' that does not get the heart rate above 80bpm, then post it on socials while having an iced coffee and donut wondering why they are not losing weight.

She is just so vain in general, she is so fake, says "good morning lovely", I'm far from lovely!!!!

She doesn't walk into the office in the morning, she makes a grand entrance.

Clearly she wants you mate… send her a dick pic…apparently that’s how you chat birds up now..

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Mon Nov 22, 2021 8:33 am
by Lightning McQueen
Corona Man wrote:Clearly she wants you mate… send her a dick pic…apparently that’s how you chat birds up now..

She's only human.

There would be less than no chance of that, every time we go to a function she opens up with "Can you please get the first round, I need to rush to the ladies, I'll have a French Champagne thanks".

I can only ever recall her using her card once and that's because I pretty much made her after sinking down a shitload of various Big Shed beers.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Mon Nov 22, 2021 8:51 am
by Booney
Booked hard rubbish collection for today.

Put out anything that looked like furniture or had steel in it on Saturday, probably around a standard pallet 1.2 x 1.2 x 1.2 high. By Saturday night it was less than half that size.

3:30am Sunday morning someone is going through the scraps, I look out the blinds as they throw a vacuum, an old kiddies car seat and a mirror from their boot onto the pile. 8:30 Sunday I go out there, the vacuum and the car seat are both gone. :lol:

Chuck another heap out yesterday afternoon, shit, basically, old fence sheets from when we did the pool and replaced sheets, some lattice work, a mangled bike frame, old scooter etc Leaving for work this morning a bloke is loading most of the tin / steel into a trolley.

By the time I go have a coffee at The Pear and go back past home the pile would now be less than a boot load of shit.

I reckon I've put out at least 2 6x4 cage trailer loads and all they'll pick up is about a boot full.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Mon Nov 22, 2021 9:32 am
by mighty_tiger_79
Booney wrote:Booked hard rubbish collection for today.

Put out anything that looked like furniture or had steel in it on Saturday, probably around a standard pallet 1.2 x 1.2 x 1.2 high. By Saturday night it was less than half that size.

3:30am Sunday morning someone is going through the scraps, I look out the blinds as they throw a vacuum, an old kiddies car seat and a mirror from their boot onto the pile. 8:30 Sunday I go out there, the vacuum and the car seat are both gone. [emoji38]

Chuck another heap out yesterday afternoon, shit, basically, old fence sheets from when we did the pool and replaced sheets, some lattice work, a mangled bike frame, old scooter etc Leaving for work this morning a bloke is loading most of the tin / steel into a trolley.

By the time I go have a coffee at The Pear and go back past home the pile would now be less than a boot load of shit.

I reckon I've put out at least 2 6x4 cage trailer loads and all they'll pick up is about a boot full.
Yep, I remember years ago putting stuff out for hard rubbish and people in their cars slam on the brakes to get hold of broken household goods and asking if they can take it....
I guess the saying rings true one mans trash is another's treasure

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Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Mon Nov 22, 2021 9:59 am
by Brodlach
Once had a guy help we bring stuff from my backyard as he wanted stuff. Stayed about an hour

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Mon Nov 22, 2021 10:29 am
by Dutchy
Is cashing in scrap metal worthwhile?

I have an old steel trampoline, heavy as ****, plus a outdoor heater that no longer works and now the oven has shat itself, if it would be worthwhile Ill go cash it in, but if its under $200 someone else can do it

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Mon Nov 22, 2021 10:34 am
by Booney
Dutchy wrote:Is cashing in scrap metal worthwhile?

I have an old steel trampoline, heavy as ****, plus a outdoor heater that no longer works and now the oven has shat itself, if it would be worthwhile Ill go cash it in, but if its under $200 someone else can do it


Steel ranges from 15-20c per kg.

Who will you get to do it? :lol:

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Mon Nov 22, 2021 10:34 am
by Jimmy_041
Booney wrote:Booked hard rubbish collection for today.

Put out anything that looked like furniture or had steel in it on Saturday, probably around a standard pallet 1.2 x 1.2 x 1.2 high. By Saturday night it was less than half that size.

3:30am Sunday morning someone is going through the scraps, I look out the blinds as they throw a vacuum, an old kiddies car seat and a mirror from their boot onto the pile. 8:30 Sunday I go out there, the vacuum and the car seat are both gone. :lol:

Chuck another heap out yesterday afternoon, shit, basically, old fence sheets from when we did the pool and replaced sheets, some lattice work, a mangled bike frame, old scooter etc Leaving for work this morning a bloke is loading most of the tin / steel into a trolley.

By the time I go have a coffee at The Pear and go back past home the pile would now be less than a boot load of shit.

I reckon I've put out at least 2 6x4 cage trailer loads and all they'll pick up is about a boot full.


It's probably all on Gumtree now

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Mon Nov 22, 2021 10:35 am
by amber_fluid
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Corona Man wrote:Clearly she wants you mate… send her a dick pic…apparently that’s how you chat birds up now..

She's only human.

There would be less than no chance of that, every time we go to a function she opens up with "Can you please get the first round, I need to rush to the ladies, I'll have a French Champagne thanks".

I can only ever recall her using her card once and that's because I pretty much made her after sinking down a shitload of various Big Shed beers.



She’s ordering leg opener straight up!

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Mon Nov 22, 2021 1:23 pm
by am Bays
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Corona Man wrote:Clearly she wants you mate… send her a dick pic…apparently that’s how you chat birds up now..

She's only human.

There would be less than no chance of that, every time we go to a function she opens up with "Can you please get the first round, I need to rush to the ladies, I'll have a French Champagne thanks".

I can only ever recall her using her card once and that's because I pretty much made her after sinking down a shitload of various Big Shed beers.


I'd do one of two things:
1. I'd get her a red tin, and say "I know you said French champagne but I'd thought I'd get you something better"

or get her a glass of Carrington brut and tell her "Carrington is French for Champagne..."

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Mon Nov 22, 2021 1:30 pm
by The Bedge
Booney wrote:Booked hard rubbish collection for today.

When i was a kid, my best mate and I used to walk around and find stuff then try and sell it to family or neighbors for a couple of dollars :lol: