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Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Dec 03, 2021 2:02 pm
by Lightning McQueen
Me and my smartarse mouth.

There's a rep here that rocks up late and makes up for it by leaving early, he has a great knack of pretending to be busy while doing nothing.

I come out my office and there he is at his desk this late on a Friday so I said "Hey Shrek, is your car getting serviced?"

"Yeah mate, do you think you could drop me off to pick it up when you're finished?" He replied.

I was only trying to take the piss for why he was still here.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Dec 03, 2021 2:17 pm
by amber_fluid
Lightning McQueen wrote:Me and my smartarse mouth.

There's a rep here that rocks up late and makes up for it by leaving early, he has a great knack of pretending to be busy while doing nothing.

I come out my office and there he is at his desk this late on a Friday so I said "Hey Shrek, is your car getting serviced?"

"Yeah mate, do you think you could drop me off to pick it up when you're finished?" He replied.

I was only trying to take the piss for why he was still here.


Tell him you rode your pushie in today and you can give him a dinkie if needed.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Dec 03, 2021 2:19 pm
by Lightning McQueen
amber_fluid wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Me and my smartarse mouth.

There's a rep here that rocks up late and makes up for it by leaving early, he has a great knack of pretending to be busy while doing nothing.

I come out my office and there he is at his desk this late on a Friday so I said "Hey Shrek, is your car getting serviced?"

"Yeah mate, do you think you could drop me off to pick it up when you're finished?" He replied.

I was only trying to take the piss for why he was still here.


Tell him you rode your pushie in today and you can give him a dinkie if needed.

He's a massive unit, I'm not sure he'd know what a pushie is.

I'll just stop at the pub beforehand, he loves a beer.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Dec 03, 2021 2:30 pm
by Pseudo
Lightning McQueen wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Me and my smartarse mouth.

There's a rep here that rocks up late and makes up for it by leaving early, he has a great knack of pretending to be busy while doing nothing.

I come out my office and there he is at his desk this late on a Friday so I said "Hey Shrek, is your car getting serviced?"

"Yeah mate, do you think you could drop me off to pick it up when you're finished?" He replied.

I was only trying to take the piss for why he was still here.


Tell him you rode your pushie in today and you can give him a dinkie if needed.

He's a massive unit, I'm not sure he'd know what a pushie is.

I'll just stop at the pub beforehand, he loves a beer.

Why don't you just take @Booney straight to Pirate Life?

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Dec 03, 2021 2:30 pm
by Spargo
Lightning McQueen wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Me and my smartarse mouth.

There's a rep here that rocks up late and makes up for it by leaving early, he has a great knack of pretending to be busy while doing nothing.

I come out my office and there he is at his desk this late on a Friday so I said "Hey Shrek, is your car getting serviced?"

"Yeah mate, do you think you could drop me off to pick it up when you're finished?" He replied.

I was only trying to take the piss for why he was still here.


Tell him you rode your pushie in today and you can give him a dinkie if needed.

He's a massive unit, I'm not sure he'd know what a pushie is.

I'll just stop at the pub beforehand, he loves a beer.


Every cloud…

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Dec 03, 2021 2:43 pm
by Lightning McQueen
Pseudo wrote:Why don't you just take @Booney straight to Pirate Life?

I'll get bloody stuck there.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Dec 03, 2021 2:58 pm
by amber_fluid
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Pseudo wrote:Why don't you just take @Booney straight to Pirate Life?

I'll get bloody stuck there.


Where’s that photo of LM ridin’ the missus pushie?

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Dec 03, 2021 3:07 pm
by Lightning McQueen
amber_fluid wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Pseudo wrote:Why don't you just take @Booney straight to Pirate Life?

I'll get bloody stuck there.


Where’s that photo of LM ridin’ the missus pushie?

Page 424.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Dec 03, 2021 4:00 pm
by amber_fluid
Lightning McQueen wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Pseudo wrote:Why don't you just take @Booney straight to Pirate Life?

I'll get bloody stuck there.


Where’s that photo of LM ridin’ the missus pushie?

Page 424.


Just saw it!
:lol:

Some of the comments were quite good too.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Dec 03, 2021 4:23 pm
by Lightning McQueen
amber_fluid wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Page 424.


Just saw it!
:lol:

Some of the comments were quite good too.

:lol: :lol:

The post had some quality feedback too!!

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Sun Dec 05, 2021 5:48 pm
by Spargo
:lol:

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Mon Dec 06, 2021 8:45 am
by Booney
Spargo wrote::lol:


Where do I get this?

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Mon Dec 06, 2021 8:55 am
by Spargo
Booney wrote:
Spargo wrote::lol:


Where do I get this?


moss.industries

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Mon Dec 06, 2021 9:06 am
by Booney
Spargo wrote:
Booney wrote:
Spargo wrote::lol:


Where do I get this?


moss.industries


And ordered.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Dec 09, 2021 8:20 am
by Lightning McQueen
Seen the chick across the road trying to cram shit into her bin the other night so I went over and said "Hey, I've noticed your bin is always overflowing, I'm lucky if I fill quarter of mine, you can top mine up with your rubbish on collection days if you want"

She replied "Oh, I'm so sorry, have you seen me putting rubbish in your bin, I have 4 kids and our bin just isn't big enough"

"No, I hadn't noticed, but it's all good, no drama's my end".

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Dec 09, 2021 8:31 am
by amber_fluid
Lightning McQueen wrote:Seen the chick across the road trying to cram shit into her bin the other night so I went over and said "Hey, I've noticed your bin is always overflowing, I'm lucky if I fill quarter of mine, you can top mine up with your rubbish on collection days if you want"

She replied "Oh, I'm so sorry, have you seen me putting rubbish in your bin, I have 4 kids and our bin just isn't big enough"

"No, I hadn't noticed, but it's all good, no drama's my end".



Single mum of 4?

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Dec 09, 2021 8:47 am
by Lightning McQueen
amber_fluid wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Seen the chick across the road trying to cram shit into her bin the other night so I went over and said "Hey, I've noticed your bin is always overflowing, I'm lucky if I fill quarter of mine, you can top mine up with your rubbish on collection days if you want"

She replied "Oh, I'm so sorry, have you seen me putting rubbish in your bin, I have 4 kids and our bin just isn't big enough"

"No, I hadn't noticed, but it's all good, no drama's my end".



Single mum of 4?

That sort of shit is why I am renting atm.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Dec 09, 2021 8:52 am
by amber_fluid
Lightning McQueen wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Seen the chick across the road trying to cram shit into her bin the other night so I went over and said "Hey, I've noticed your bin is always overflowing, I'm lucky if I fill quarter of mine, you can top mine up with your rubbish on collection days if you want"

She replied "Oh, I'm so sorry, have you seen me putting rubbish in your bin, I have 4 kids and our bin just isn't big enough"

"No, I hadn't noticed, but it's all good, no drama's my end".



Single mum of 4?

That sort of shit is why I am renting atm.



To be closer to single mums?

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Dec 09, 2021 8:53 am
by tipper
amber_fluid wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Seen the chick across the road trying to cram shit into her bin the other night so I went over and said "Hey, I've noticed your bin is always overflowing, I'm lucky if I fill quarter of mine, you can top mine up with your rubbish on collection days if you want"

She replied "Oh, I'm so sorry, have you seen me putting rubbish in your bin, I have 4 kids and our bin just isn't big enough"

"No, I hadn't noticed, but it's all good, no drama's my end".



Single mum of 4?

That sort of shit is why I am renting atm.



To be closer to single mums?


allows more flexibility... ;)

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Dec 09, 2021 8:59 am
by Lightning McQueen
amber_fluid wrote:
To be closer to single mums?


They're single for a reason. Anyone can pretend to be nice for a few months to reel you in!