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Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Dec 09, 2021 8:59 am
by Lightning McQueen
amber_fluid wrote:
To be closer to single mums?


They're single for a reason. Anyone can pretend to be nice for a few months to reel you in!

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Dec 09, 2021 3:29 pm
by mighty_tiger_79
The Sam Kerr hip n shoulder on a pitch invader.
Showing security how its done. And that security made Weslo look efficient

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Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Dec 09, 2021 3:34 pm
by Spargo
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:The Sam Kerr hip n shoulder on a pitch invader.
Showing security how its done. And that security made Weslo look efficient

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And she got a yellow card for doing it!

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Dec 10, 2021 7:55 am
by Lightning McQueen
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:The Sam Kerr hip n shoulder on a pitch invader.
Showing security how its done. And that security made Weslo look efficient

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Why did the security guard usher him off? No attempt to apprehend, you watch a spate of idiots will now do it, should've dropped his knee on his jaw.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Dec 10, 2021 8:08 am
by mighty_tiger_79
Lightning McQueen wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:The Sam Kerr hip n shoulder on a pitch invader.
Showing security how its done. And that security made Weslo look efficient

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Why did the security guard usher him off? No attempt to apprehend, you watch a spate of idiots will now do it, should've dropped his knee on his jaw.
after Kerr dumped the dickhead security started to break into a jog...

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Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Dec 10, 2021 9:00 am
by Lightning McQueen
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:after Kerr dumped the dickhead security started to break into a jog...

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He basically pushed him along and told him to get off the pitch once he got up.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Dec 10, 2021 8:32 pm
by carey
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:The Sam Kerr hip n shoulder on a pitch invader.
Showing security how its done. And that security made Weslo look efficient

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Imagine if the genders were reversed in this situation, the bloke would be hung and then stoned to death.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Dec 10, 2021 9:17 pm
by Vamos
carey wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:The Sam Kerr hip n shoulder on a pitch invader.
Showing security how its done. And that security made Weslo look efficient

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Imagine if the genders were reversed in this situation, the bloke would be hung and then stoned to death.


Unless it was Mouncey on the receiving end, the poor bloke would be in a coma for a week.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Sat Dec 11, 2021 2:25 am
by king neptune
Vamos wrote:
carey wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:The Sam Kerr hip n shoulder on a pitch invader.
Showing security how its done. And that security made Weslo look efficient

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Imagine if the genders were reversed in this situation, the bloke would be hung and then stoned to death.


Unless it was Mouncey on the receiving end, the poor bloke would be in a coma for a week.


What about the bloke bumping him though?

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Tue Dec 14, 2021 8:12 am
by Booney
If you don't laugh, you'll cry...

In a well publicised event a cat made it's way into our house while I was on a work trip a few years ago, unauthorized but here nonetheless. Granted, I've grown quite fond of the critter, he did however stay in our house when the daughter moved out about a year ago. I became a cat owner.

Well, I'm here to report the daughter has moved back home. Good news, you say? It is ( Sort of, busted up with the young fellow, so not all good ) and it isn't. 5 weeks ago she adopted Gigi, the 5 year old Frenchie. Which, obviously, means I now have a 5 year old Frenchie called f*cking Gigi.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Tue Dec 14, 2021 8:22 am
by DOC
You will fit in with the Alberton crowd beautifully now.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Tue Dec 14, 2021 8:27 am
by Booney
DOC wrote:You will fit in with the Alberton crowd beautifully now.


All wharfies have them.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Tue Dec 14, 2021 8:37 am
by Wedgie
Cute, but needs a pink bow for when you walk it. ;)

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Tue Dec 14, 2021 8:47 am
by Booney
Wedgie wrote:Cute, but needs a pink bow for when you walk it. ;)


Let the good times roll.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Tue Dec 14, 2021 9:06 am
by Booney
Update #1

The cat doesn't like the dog. The cat has made his feelings clear. The dog is too stupid to read the signs.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Tue Dec 14, 2021 9:14 am
by mighty_tiger_79
Booney wrote:Update #1

The cat doesn't like the dog. The cat has made his feelings clear. The dog is too stupid to read the signs.
A swipe across the nose normally does the trick for the puddycat

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Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Tue Dec 14, 2021 9:20 am
by Booney
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
Booney wrote:Update #1

The cat doesn't like the dog. The cat has made his feelings clear. The dog is too stupid to read the signs.
A swipe across the nose normally does the trick for the puddycat



It doesn't have a nose.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Tue Dec 14, 2021 9:27 am
by mighty_tiger_79
Booney wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
Booney wrote:Update #1

The cat doesn't like the dog. The cat has made his feelings clear. The dog is too stupid to read the signs.
A swipe across the nose normally does the trick for the puddycat



It doesn't have a nose.
It might lose an eye then...
Atleast you have company for the week.

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Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Tue Dec 14, 2021 9:45 am
by tipper
Wedgie wrote:Cute, but needs a pink bow for when you walk it. ;)


walk it? i see him more like this to be honest

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Tue Dec 14, 2021 10:03 am
by mots02
Wedgie wrote:Cute, but needs a pink bow for when you walk it. ;)


So does the dog.