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Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Tue Dec 14, 2021 10:07 am
by mots02
DOC wrote:You will fit in with the Alberton crowd beautifully now.


Its black and white and even has a teal spot on it!

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Tue Dec 14, 2021 7:10 pm
by Spargo
Rex Hunt.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Tue Dec 14, 2021 9:05 pm
by Vamos
Spargo wrote:Rex Hunt.


You're supposed to tell the joke before the punchline.

What smells like fish and ends in u-n-t?

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Dec 15, 2021 7:54 am
by Lightning McQueen
Vamos wrote:
Spargo wrote:Rex Hunt.


You're supposed to tell the joke before the punchline.

What smells like fish and ends in u-n-t?

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Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Dec 15, 2021 7:55 am
by Lightning McQueen
Spargo wrote:Rex Hunt.

Loved his commentary as a young lad.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Dec 15, 2021 8:08 am
by Corona Man
Vamos wrote:
Spargo wrote:Rex Hunt.


You're supposed to tell the joke before the punchline.

What smells like fish and ends in u-n-t?


Kissing them and putting them back….. and not just the fish.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Dec 15, 2021 9:05 am
by amber_fluid
Corona Man wrote:
Vamos wrote:
Spargo wrote:Rex Hunt.


You're supposed to tell the joke before the punchline.

What smells like fish and ends in u-n-t?


Kissing them and putting them back….. and not just the fish.


He loved a good hooker didn’t he

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Dec 15, 2021 2:28 pm
by Lightning McQueen
amber_fluid wrote:
He loved a good hooker didn’t he

Didn't mind getting the rod out?

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Dec 16, 2021 8:46 am
by amber_fluid
Lightning McQueen wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
He loved a good hooker didn’t he

Didn't mind getting the rod out?


His rod would have smelt like bait left out on a 40 degree day

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Dec 17, 2021 4:56 pm
by Vamos
amber_fluid wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
He loved a good hooker didn’t he

Didn't mind getting the rod out?


His rod would have smelt like bait left out on a 40 degree day


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Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Dec 31, 2021 3:51 am
by king neptune
When someone 'comes out as non-binary'.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Dec 31, 2021 6:26 am
by Brodlach
king neptune wrote:When someone 'comes out as non-binary'.


I didn’t understand that either

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Dec 31, 2021 8:06 am
by Jimmy_041
Brodlach wrote:
king neptune wrote:When someone 'comes out as non-binary'.


I didn’t understand that either


Unforunately for them, nature has a way to remind them that they are binary

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Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Dec 31, 2021 8:24 am
by Lightning McQueen
Brodlach wrote:
king neptune wrote:When someone 'comes out as non-binary'.


I didn’t understand that either

It means they don't read books doesn't it?

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Jan 05, 2022 12:06 pm
by am Bays
Doing a "find" "replace" in Microsoft word, clicking replace all and getting the following message:

we made 119 replacements...

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Jan 05, 2022 12:27 pm
by Vamos
am Bays wrote:Doing a "find" "replace" in Microsoft word, clicking replace all and getting the following message:

we made 119 replacements...


Geez no wonder you replaced, using "Bridesmaids" 119 times is well excessive.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Jan 05, 2022 3:34 pm
by Vamos
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Brodlach wrote:
king neptune wrote:When someone 'comes out as non-binary'.


I didn’t understand that either

It means they don't read books doesn't it?


It means you can wee in whichever toilet cubicle you want, much like the BDO's of the 90's.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Jan 05, 2022 9:07 pm
by cracka
Brodlach wrote:
king neptune wrote:When someone 'comes out as non-binary'.


I didn’t understand that either

Are "they" allowed to play in the Womens AFL then, if "they" are not female :-?

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Jan 05, 2022 9:44 pm
by Armchair expert
cracka wrote:
Brodlach wrote:
king neptune wrote:When someone 'comes out as non-binary'.


I didn’t understand that either

Are "they" allowed to play in the Womens AFL then, if "they" are not female :-?



Would you **** a non binary? that is the real question

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Jan 05, 2022 9:50 pm
by Vamos
Armchair expert wrote:
cracka wrote:
Brodlach wrote:
king neptune wrote:When someone 'comes out as non-binary'.


I didn’t understand that either

Are "they" allowed to play in the Womens AFL then, if "they" are not female :-?



Would you **** a non binary? that is the real question


Not if the Bine has Pine