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Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Tue Apr 19, 2022 12:38 pm
by Lightning McQueen
Dutchy wrote:That sounds like its from your employers end LM, check with your payroll

I have mate, the bank definitely split it when I took the loan out.

I have other splits that work does, I have my pay go to 3 different accounts and it's clearly stated on my payslips, head office have also checked it out for me.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Tue Apr 19, 2022 12:43 pm
by Dutchy
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Dutchy wrote:That sounds like its from your employers end LM, check with your payroll

I have mate, the bank definitely split it when I took the loan out.

I have other splits that work does, I have my pay go to 3 different accounts and it's clearly stated on my payslips, head office have also checked it out for me.


Weird one then, the $219 doesn't show on your payslip?

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Tue Apr 19, 2022 12:55 pm
by Lightning McQueen
Dutchy wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Dutchy wrote:That sounds like its from your employers end LM, check with your payroll

I have mate, the bank definitely split it when I took the loan out.

I have other splits that work does, I have my pay go to 3 different accounts and it's clearly stated on my payslips, head office have also checked it out for me.


Weird one then, the $219 doesn't show on your payslip?

Nope.

I've $100 go into one account with another bank.
$200 into a 2nd account with PCCU and then the balance into my main account with PCCU, and it all is detailed on my payslip. I even screenshot and emailed it to them.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Tue Apr 19, 2022 2:26 pm
by cracka

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Tue Apr 19, 2022 2:41 pm
by Lightning McQueen
Dutchy wrote:
Weird one then, the $219 doesn't show on your payslip?

They have just sent me an email admitting fault and assuring me that it will be rectified for my next pay cycle.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Tue Apr 19, 2022 2:45 pm
by Dutchy
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Dutchy wrote:
Weird one then, the $219 doesn't show on your payslip?

They have just sent me an email admitting fault and assuring me that it will be rectified for my next pay cycle.


The bank?

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Tue Apr 19, 2022 2:59 pm
by Lightning McQueen
Dutchy wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Dutchy wrote:
Weird one then, the $219 doesn't show on your payslip?

They have just sent me an email admitting fault and assuring me that it will be rectified for my next pay cycle.


The bank?

Yeah.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Apr 21, 2022 10:42 am
by Booney

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Apr 21, 2022 11:16 am
by Jimmy_041
LQ trying to blame chocolate
Lightning McQueen wrote:Waking up around 4am to something sticking to my back, somehow I had gone to sleep and there were two Lindt chocolates on my bed.

Needless to say they had squashed and smeared over my quilt, sheets and even got through to the protector, 4:15am I am scrubbing it all for a quick soak then a wash cycle before heading off to work.

WAFDH.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Apr 21, 2022 11:44 am
by Lightning McQueen
Jimmy_041 wrote:LQ trying to blame chocolate
Lightning McQueen wrote:Waking up around 4am to something sticking to my back, somehow I had gone to sleep and there were two Lindt chocolates on my bed.

Needless to say they had squashed and smeared over my quilt, sheets and even got through to the protector, 4:15am I am scrubbing it all for a quick soak then a wash cycle before heading off to work.

WAFDH.

I thought Bill from number 23 must've broken in again.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Apr 22, 2022 9:12 pm
by mickey
@Pseudo Image

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Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Sun Apr 24, 2022 8:29 pm
by Footy Chick
mickey wrote:@Pseudo Image

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bad luck @@Pseudo :lol:

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Mon Apr 25, 2022 10:11 am
by Jimmy_041
mickey wrote:@Pseudo Image

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Stop making us vote for dickheads then :P

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Apr 27, 2022 8:38 pm
by Jimmy_041
:lol:

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Mon May 02, 2022 11:49 am
by Lightning McQueen
Dude limping around at work walking like a 96 year old with a busted hip.

I ask him "what's up with you mate?"

"Footy on the weekend, I think I've busted a collarbone".

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Mon May 02, 2022 1:59 pm
by The Bedge
Lightning McQueen wrote:Dude limping around at work walking like a 96 year old with a busted hip.

I ask him "what's up with you mate?"

"Footy on the weekend, I think I've busted a collarbone".

:lol: :lol: "Your ankle bones connected to you.. Knee bone! Your knee bones connected to your.. Collarbaone!.."

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri May 06, 2022 9:49 am
by Lightning McQueen
Been training my new employee over the last week and thought I'd get her familiar with some of her major customers that she'll be working with closely.

We go to do an introductory email and she asks "Do you want me to start it off with what are you wearing?"

Perhaps she's spent too much time with me already.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri May 06, 2022 9:51 am
by DOC
Perhaps. Did she get any trifecta's at the pub last night?

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Sun May 08, 2022 5:57 pm
by Pseudo
Spargo wrote:Another Northpark shopping centre nugget of gold…
Woman has reverse parked up against the gutter next to the main building, no problem so far. Leans trolley against safety bollard, loads shopping into boot & leaves trolley even though trolley bar is 2 parks away. Young lad walks past & suggests she puts it back properly as the wind may blow the trolley into other parked cars. She tell him to mind his own f#cking business, gets in her car. He grabs trolley and wheels it into the back of her car, really hard.
She gets out in a rage but he’s off & gone, she had no hope :lol:

The Northpark crims can't even stage a ram-raid properly...
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-05-08/ ... /101047606

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu May 12, 2022 11:41 am
by tipper
some of the North Adelaide players came out to train with the para hills juniours last night, which i thought was pretty good, a couple with each team that was out last night. the kids seemed to enjoy their help too, helped get the lad pumped for his 50th game this weekend.

what makes me laugh is my boys comments afterwards. i asked him what their names were and he told me, but followed it with, one looked like he was in his 20's, and the other in his 30's.

sorry Mack and Zane, but one of you must look way older than your years to a 9 year old :lol: