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Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Sun Jan 08, 2023 10:38 am
by Booney
Things are back to normal.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Sun Jan 08, 2023 11:13 am
by Lightning McQueen
Been waiting for my daughters Christmas present to arrive, I always use my work address to avoid something getting dropped at my doorstep while I’m at work.

Just got a phone call from the delivery guy trying to get in to my work, what are the chances of it coming on a Sunday??

Fortunately he’s gonna bring it to my house

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Sun Jan 08, 2023 2:00 pm
by mighty_tiger_79
Lightning McQueen wrote:Been waiting for my daughters Christmas present to arrive, I always use my work address to avoid something getting dropped at my doorstep while I’m at work.

Just got a phone call from the delivery guy trying to get in to my work, what are the chances of it coming on a Sunday??

Fortunately he’s gonna bring it to my house


Leading upto Xmas, I've had Sunday deliveries.
Maybe they still playing catchup

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Sun Jan 08, 2023 2:17 pm
by Lightning McQueen
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Been waiting for my daughters Christmas present to arrive, I always use my work address to avoid something getting dropped at my doorstep while I’m at work.

Just got a phone call from the delivery guy trying to get in to my work, what are the chances of it coming on a Sunday??

Fortunately he’s gonna bring it to my house


Leading upto Xmas, I've had Sunday deliveries.
Maybe they still playing catchup

Quite ironic as there was a fair chance I was going to be on holidays so I told our receptionist to just hand it straight to my daughter when it arrived.

I get shitloads of stuff delivered to work via Gumtree, eBay and wine companies, this was the first failure

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Jan 11, 2023 1:21 pm
by Booney
Oh yes indeed.....!

Just tried to get hold of a customer by ringing his mobile.

*Ring ring*

(Very timid) Hello?

Hi, it's XYZ here, is ABC there?

(Very timid) No, he lost his phone here.

Sorry?

(Very timid) He lose his phone here now.

Where are you?

(Very timid) I in dancer bar Kuta.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: I cannot wait to talk to him now!

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Jan 11, 2023 1:57 pm
by DOC
For those of you who spend "all day" at the BBQ....

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Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Jan 11, 2023 2:22 pm
by Spargo
DOC wrote:For those of you who spend "all day" at the BBQ....

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Un-Australian

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Jan 11, 2023 2:57 pm
by mighty_tiger_79
Spargo wrote:
DOC wrote:For those of you who spend "all day" at the BBQ....

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Un-Australian

the snags still to be supervised regardless.... :lol:

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Jan 11, 2023 3:10 pm
by Dinglinga75
https://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/nation ... 5cbq7.html

Did Bruce forget to turn up to court today

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Sun Jan 15, 2023 4:04 pm
by mighty_tiger_79
twitter from a few weeks ago and the alberton crowd talking up the glenelg thugs in the 80s :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: they had much better thugs

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Sun Jan 15, 2023 7:55 pm
by Jimmy_041
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:twitter from a few weeks ago and the alberton crowd talking up the glenelg thugs in the 80s :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: they had much better thugs


They were the VP's WAGS

Would take on anyone or anything and win

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Jan 19, 2023 8:46 am
by Booney
Michael Clarke and Karl Stefanovic..... :lol:

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Jan 19, 2023 10:55 am
by gazzamagoo
Jimmy_041 wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:twitter from a few weeks ago and the alberton crowd talking up the glenelg thugs in the 80s :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: they had much better thugs


They were the VP's WAGS

Would take on anyone or anything and win

Glenelg thugs?
We missed them!

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Jan 19, 2023 12:01 pm
by Jimmy_041
Booney wrote:Michael Clarke and Karl Stefanovic..... :lol:


Why do blokes take off their shirts when they get into a stoush?

Why dont women :(

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Jan 19, 2023 2:52 pm
by Dutchy
Watching non-local tourists ride up Flagstaff or South Roads during the TDU - its about the only time you see cyclists take these roads, obviously oblivious that there is a bike path nearby that is a better gradient and safer.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Jan 19, 2023 3:09 pm
by Lightning McQueen
Dutchy wrote:Watching non-local tourists ride up Flagstaff or South Roads during the TDU - its about the only time you see cyclists take these roads, obviously oblivious that there is a bike path nearby that is a better gradient and safer.

The worst thing is that they probably are aware of the bike path

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Jan 19, 2023 3:12 pm
by Brodlach
Unley Road this morning had about 30 cyclists spread over the two lanes. Would have been some unhappy drivers behind them

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Jan 19, 2023 4:15 pm
by MW
Brodlach wrote:Unley Road this morning had about 30 cyclists spread over the two lanes. Would have been some unhappy drivers behind them


Was about 50 coming up Marion Rd this arvo blocking the entire left lane, traffic banked for about 1km. C.nts.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Jan 19, 2023 4:22 pm
by amber_fluid
MW wrote:
Brodlach wrote:Unley Road this morning had about 30 cyclists spread over the two lanes. Would have been some unhappy drivers behind them


Was about 50 coming up Marion Rd this arvo blocking the entire left lane, traffic banked for about 1km. C.nts.


Probably the same morons riding up Anzac highway yesterday, 3 wide!

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Jan 19, 2023 4:37 pm
by locky801
Brodlach wrote:Unley Road this morning had about 30 cyclists spread over the two lanes. Would have been some unhappy drivers behind them



Something like this you mean

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