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bennymacca wrote:

Lightning McQueen wrote:It makes me and my colleagues laugh how this one chick is always at the kitchen making a cuppa tea when I'm making a coffee, extremely coincidental.

It's turned into a running joke between a few of us.

Stop stalking her then

I was there first this time and then I got a lecture on skipping breakfast.

Sounds like she wants to cook breakfast for you in the morning!

How does she like her eggs in the morning?

Keefy wrote:How does she like her eggs in the morning?

Unfertilised I'm guessing

Lightning McQueen wrote:It makes me and my colleagues laugh how this one chick is always at the kitchen making a cuppa tea when I'm making a coffee, extremely coincidental.

It's turned into a running joke between a few of us.

Is she alright or not? If she is bang her. And if she isn't bang her and don't tell anyone.

carey wrote:

Lightning McQueen wrote:It makes me and my colleagues laugh how this one chick is always at the kitchen making a cuppa tea when I'm making a coffee, extremely coincidental.

It's turned into a running joke between a few of us.

Is she alright or not? If she is bang her. And if she isn't bang her and don't tell anyone.

Banging coworkers can get messy.

stan wrote:

carey wrote:

Lightning McQueen wrote:It makes me and my colleagues laugh how this one chick is always at the kitchen making a cuppa tea when I'm making a coffee, extremely coincidental.

It's turned into a running joke between a few of us.

Is she alright or not? If she is bang her. And if she isn't bang her and don't tell anyone.

Banging coworkers can get messy.

Depends what time of the ......... ah never mind.

stan wrote:

carey wrote:

Lightning McQueen wrote:It makes me and my colleagues laugh how this one chick is always at the kitchen making a cuppa tea when I'm making a coffee, extremely coincidental.

It's turned into a running joke between a few of us.

Is she alright or not? If she is bang her. And if she isn't bang her and don't tell anyone.

Banging coworkers can get messy.

I was banging a co worker, she was so good in bed so I changed jobs and continued doing it

Spargo wrote:

stan wrote:

carey wrote:

Lightning McQueen wrote:It makes me and my colleagues laugh how this one chick is always at the kitchen making a cuppa tea when I'm making a coffee, extremely coincidental.

It's turned into a running joke between a few of us.

Is she alright or not? If she is bang her. And if she isn't bang her and don't tell anyone.

Banging coworkers can get messy.

Depends what time of the ......... ah never mind.

I like where your heads at.

carey wrote:

Lightning McQueen wrote:It makes me and my colleagues laugh how this one chick is always at the kitchen making a cuppa tea when I'm making a coffee, extremely coincidental.

It's turned into a running joke between a few of us.

Is she alright or not? If she is bang her. And if she isn't bang her and don't tell anyone.

Mate, she is the sexiest woman I've seen in a long time, it's a general rule of mine to not eat where I poop but I will be there in a heartbeat if the signs are there.

Keefy wrote:How does she like her eggs in the morning?

I like waking up to fried eggs in front of me.

RustyCage wrote:Sounds like she wants to cook breakfast for you in the morning!

Who mentioned "cooking"?

Chick at work thought she'd be funny and stick my phone handset down with blue tack so I couldn't pick it up..

So I changed all the keys around on her keyboard. She cant touch type, so just spent a few minutes getting frustrated and upset because she couldn't login into her computer... then locked herself out of the system from too many failed login attempts..

Cant.. Stop.. Laughing!!

you really do have far too much time on your hands

How do i get a job there?

Zartan wrote:Chick at work thought she'd be funny and stick my phone handset down with blue tack so I couldn't pick it up..

So I changed all the keys around on her keyboard. She cant touch type, so just spent a few minutes getting frustrated and upset because she couldn't login into her computer... then locked herself out of the system from too many failed login attempts..

Cant.. Stop.. Laughing!!

I wonder who you stole that idea from??

Try pressing Ctrl + Alt + direction arrow on someones computer without them seeing... simple fun...

Not up, that makes it normal...

Lightning McQueen wrote: Mate, she is the sexiest woman I've seen in a long time, it's a general rule of mine to not eat where I poop but I will be there in a heartbeat if the signs are there.

I thought it was just good hygiene to not eat in the dunny?

Spangas wrote:

Lightning McQueen wrote: Mate, she is the sexiest woman I've seen in a long time, it's a general rule of mine to not eat where I poop but I will be there in a heartbeat if the signs are there.

I thought it was just good hygiene to not eat in the dunny?

OK, I'd rather not mix business with pleasure or I'd rather keep my sexual encounters with those who I don't see every day.

Spangas wrote:I thought it was just good hygiene to not eat in the dunny?

While on the subject, when I worked in the factory here many years ago we had this old filthy rich Greek bloke who wouldn't waste a cent.

I recall one night walking into the dunny and there he was with the door open, shorts down to his ankles taking a dump with an onion in one hand and a bread roll in the other taking turns in biting into each one.
Just to add to it, he was wearing them white cotton gloves as he did every day at work, he was a freak.

You'd stand next to him at the piss trough and he turn to talk to you and you just had to jump away as his whole body would turn also.

So many stories about the guy.

Lightning McQueen wrote:OK, I'd rather not mix business with pleasure or I'd rather keep my sexual encounters with those who I don't see every day.

Me too; that's why I don't have any mirrors at home.