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Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2018 10:12 am
by HH3
I used to go to a guy at Semaphore for $180, and he was really good. But with MyGov, I can do my own. I don't have anything special to account for except for child support, which is integrated in MyGov anyway.

Took me about 10 minutes to do my tax return on Sunday. Just under $1000 back.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2018 10:36 am
by Dutchy
Just clocked up 30 years at work and got given 30,000 "reward points" (roughly $300 worth) to spend at our internal gift shop, found something I want, just over 30,000 points so click the points and pay option and they want 0.05c extra, yep had to get the credit card out, would have cost them more to process the payment :lol: :lol:

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2018 10:38 am
by Booney
Dutchy wrote:Just clocked up 30 years at work and got given 30,000 "reward points" (roughly $300 worth) to spend at our internal gift shop, found something I want, just over 30,000 points so click the points and pay option and they want 0.05c extra, yep had to get the credit card out, would have cost them more to process the payment :lol: :lol:


Banks, hey?

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2018 11:19 am
by Booney
"Poachers get eaten by Lions"

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2018 11:39 am
by woodublieve12
Playing my first game of footy tomorrow in 6 years... I wont be laughing, everyone else will be

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2018 11:40 am
by Corona Man
woodublieve12 wrote:Playing my first game of footy tomorrow in 6 years... I wont be laughing, everyone else will be

Lining up where..... straight into the midfield rotations?

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2018 11:41 am
by woodublieve12
Corona Man wrote:
woodublieve12 wrote:Playing my first game of footy tomorrow in 6 years... I wont be laughing, everyone else will be

Lining up where..... straight into the midfield rotations?


:shock: :lol:
somewhere up forward I think

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2018 11:43 am
by Corona Man
woodublieve12 wrote:
Corona Man wrote:
woodublieve12 wrote:Playing my first game of footy tomorrow in 6 years... I wont be laughing, everyone else will be

Lining up where..... straight into the midfield rotations?


:shock: :lol:
somewhere up forward I think


You will be the one out forward - Buddy Style?

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2018 11:57 am
by heater31
Corona Man wrote:
woodublieve12 wrote:
Corona Man wrote:
woodublieve12 wrote:Playing my first game of footy tomorrow in 6 years... I wont be laughing, everyone else will be

Lining up where..... straight into the midfield rotations?


:shock: [emoji38]
somewhere up forward I think


You will be the one out forward - Buddy Style?
Mate he hasn't played for 6 years......he's not leaving the F50 arc!

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2018 12:01 pm
by The Bedge
woodublieve12 wrote:Playing my first game of footy tomorrow in 6 years... I wont be laughing, everyone else will be

Don't worry mate, it's just like riding a bike - hurts when you fall over.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2018 12:02 pm
by Brodlach
The Bedge wrote:
woodublieve12 wrote:Playing my first game of footy tomorrow in 6 years... I wont be laughing, everyone else will be

Don't worry mate, it's just like riding a bike - hurts when you fall over.


:lol:

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2018 12:03 pm
by Booney
The Bedge wrote:
woodublieve12 wrote:Playing my first game of footy tomorrow in 6 years... I wont be laughing, everyone else will be

Don't worry mate, it's just like riding a bike - hurts when you fall over.


He didn't like my "comeback" story as much as I thought he would.

:lol:

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2018 12:05 pm
by woodublieve12
heater31 wrote:Mate he hasn't played for 6 years......he's not leaving the F50 arc!

that's ambitious... Lucky to leave the square

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2018 12:06 pm
by woodublieve12
Booney wrote:
The Bedge wrote:
woodublieve12 wrote:Playing my first game of footy tomorrow in 6 years... I wont be laughing, everyone else will be

Don't worry mate, it's just like riding a bike - hurts when you fall over.


He didn't like my "comeback" story as much as I thought he would.

:lol:

yeah, it didn't fill me with hope :lol:

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2018 12:06 pm
by Booney
woodublieve12 wrote:
Booney wrote:
The Bedge wrote:
woodublieve12 wrote:Playing my first game of footy tomorrow in 6 years... I wont be laughing, everyone else will be

Don't worry mate, it's just like riding a bike - hurts when you fall over.


He didn't like my "comeback" story as much as I thought he would.

:lol:

yeah, it didn't fill me with hope :lol:


It was at St Pauls, by the way.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2018 12:41 pm
by valleys07
woodublieve12 wrote:
Booney wrote:
The Bedge wrote:
woodublieve12 wrote:Playing my first game of footy tomorrow in 6 years... I wont be laughing, everyone else will be

Don't worry mate, it's just like riding a bike - hurts when you fall over.


He didn't like my "comeback" story as much as I thought he would.

:lol:

yeah, it didn't fill me with hope :lol:


Didn't take you as a contested ball man, Wubbsy, so the mug will be ok.

Watch out for hamstring and groin awareness, however. Complete a solid warm up, roughly 2 hours in duration ;)

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2018 1:14 pm
by Corona Man
With wubsy making a footy comeback this weekend, it’s got me thinking of putting together a SA Footy Forum contributors team, just for the lols.

Carey at Full Forward
Spargo on a wing
MT79 at CHB

Any other suggestions?!

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2018 1:15 pm
by HH3
Corona Man wrote:With wubsy making a footy comeback this weekend, it’s got me thinking of putting together a SA Footy Forum contributors team, just for the lols.

Carey at Full Forward
Spargo on a wing
MT79 at CHB

Any other suggestions?!


HH3 - Back Pocket/Strong Safety

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2018 1:18 pm
by Booney
There was one done once before I reckon.

If anyone is more full than me I'll move to the pocket, the square is mine for now. ;)

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2018 1:18 pm
by woodublieve12
Half forward/half back